Golf is rarely amusing or entertaining. Once in a while there's some high pressure excitement in the very last moments of a tournament. But that's rare...an exciting finish when two or three contenders must sink a pressure putt. Mostly it's dull idiots in slacks and silly shirts walking, slowly, from hole to hole. They don't even break a sweat as they cock their heads and admire the drives they've hit thousands of times in the same way, or that three foot putt they sank with robot regularity.
As for calling any golfer "Tiger," that's embarrassing. In this case you'd be more accurate in calling him "Pussy Woods."
Because this guy is a pussy hound, a racial-profiling white-women abusing pussy hound who was accused of "rough sex" with his white women, including name-calling and hair-pulling. He was outed for being a racist sexual deviant who cheated on his white wife. Aw, and he was too distracted to keep winning tournaments.
Now, we're supposed to be happy for him. He's found yet another blonde idiot to shack up with in Lindsey Vonn…a broken-down ski bunny who must have had a concussion to get involved with a jerk she actually laughed at two years ago!
Yes, in 2010, Vonn, then married, joked at a press conference that she had a lot in common with the disgraced golfer: "There's something you don't know about me. Tiger, you're like my idol, and I too have a sex problem!" Yock yock! Then she added, for the reporter who'd asked the question, ""Well, I'm married, so I don't have that (particular sex) problem (of infidelity)…But, um, I guess he is married too."
Now that she's gimpy, and he's still rich and horny…well, aren't THEY the lovely couple! He can pull her hair, fuck her in the ass, and show that even if he's only half-black and a GOLFER, he's really a "player" who knows what white women want.
And yes, he's winning tournaments. And yes, after a happy year of NOT having to see his stupid face, he's now another blight for anyone reading a newspaper or watching the news. And yes, he is once again making golf even less amusing than ever.
Golf needs Tiger Woods? Golf needs a nude LPGA, that's what it needs. Golf needs colorful players, not just colored ones to fawn over. Frankly I lost interest after Payne Stewart died in that bizarre plane crash. Stewart was "old school," and a credit to the sport. Nobody was rooting for him because he was half-black and the race card might give a boring game some publicity. Stewart was a sportsman. He wasn't a serial racist woman abuser.
Tiger Woods was supposed to be amusing. He wasn't. Then it turned out he was actually disgusting. Even his own caddy thought so. Now? Go ahead, try to be amused again.
