Prince Charles Designed Douche Bag Hat for Camilla "Toilet" Bowles

All that most people know about Prince Charles is he's the inbred idiot git with the giant ears.

The one who was so boring, Diana was slutting it with ethnic slime of the worst type, and lowlife menials who read D.H. Lawrence books about how horse shit smell and callused fingers turns on the ladies, etc.

And yes, they know that his embarrassing craving for ugly albino prunes led to his gruesome partnership with Camilla "Toilet" Bowles, a woman who looks like she got a face transplant from Margaret Rutherford's vagina.

Oh, and Prince Charles is a good sport who liked The Goons. Darn nice of him.

You'd think he'd just stay out of the way, become King eventually, and stay out of the way some more. But every now and then, he seems to decide he has to try and "do" something to show he's got his eye out for the common man.

Judging from Camilla, he's had both his eyes out, and is completely blind.

It turns out, he's (allegedly) some kind of Renaissance man. In other words, he's jerked off to pix of Annie Haslam. That's Annie Haslam from 40 years ago.

As you see, he designed a douche bag hat for Camilla. Any time her leaky twat begins to offend, and cause horses in the local stable to bang their heads against the walls, she can pull off the douche bag, go to a horse trough, fill up, and give a royal flush.

Charles is so creative he also re-configured Camilla's pubic hair. He trimmed it into a kind of grey horseshoe, which he re-named "The Duchess of Cornwall In." He's the only one who goes in, of course. Not even the town drunk on a pub crawl would go near THAT. In fact, "Ozzy" Osbourne died of asphyxiation trying. Yes, it takes a town drunk operating in a place the size of Grimsby, to do something THAT stupid.

Mostly, Prince Charles himself doesn't even fuck Camilla's twat. He goes up the arse, or the "corn walls," as he calls them. It's hard to clean the shit off his dick after that, which is why Elizabeth (who is used to be called Number Two) doesn't want him anywhere near her apartment. Or "Queen Mother Square" as it's called.

What IS the point of this blog post, you might ask? Well, bloggers are often the only truth-tellers. The media can be bought and silenced. They won't talk about the latest corrupt scheme of a President or Senator. They gloss over some stupid publicity-seeking stunt from a git like Prince Charles, and don't mention the hidden costs or the ego trip involved. They even give an idiot like Camoron headlines about how he's distantly related to Kim Kuntrashian, instead of exposing what he's done wrong as Prime Minister.

It's up to bloggers to point out injustices, which can range from having a low-life corrupt mayor who sleeps most of the day and gives six-figure jobs to friends of his ugly ape wife, to creepy Camoron, who allows Muslim murderers to come into the country but instead badgers, well, badgers. And worse. Charles Dickens couldn't write up a villain who is so heartless to the handicapped as Camoron is. His administration of petty bureaucrats are the type to tell a legless person, "Stand in line at 9am, and we'll see you, oh, around 3pm." And then cancel the welfare interview while the person is still standing on line: "Sorry, come back tomorrow, and be prompt! PS, from what I see, your benefits will be denied, as you haven't a leg to stand on!"

All over the world, we have to rely on bloggers to let us know who the real heroes and villains are. It's up to the bloggers, who live day to day under mayors, senators, presidents, prime ministers and kings, to tell us "don't believe the hype." It's also helpful when real documentary journalists SHOW us the truth, but even they can slant things. Michael Moore, for example, slanted "Sicko" to make it seem England has the most brilliant health care program in the world, and that everyone in England is ecstatic about it. NO, that is NOT SO. That he made it seem better just to shame American lawmakers is not such a great excuse.

In the end, we must not ever lose sight of what we want from our leaders, which is truth and justice. The truth is, Camilla is one ugly old bitch. Justice would be if she stopped being seen in public, cracking camera lenses.

Is it noble of Prince Charles to build a structure (with his own money? at a fair price on the taxpayer dollar?) and then insist that it be named after his fetid some-time dick holster? Or should he give the honor to someone more worthy, like Spike Milligan?

It's ok to design a douche bag and name it for the Grand Douchess of Cornwall, but an office building, home, graveyard or brewery?

How about The Spike Milligan Pub? The Spike Milligan Cemetery? "Here in Poundbury, pound down a few pints at the Spike Milligan Pub, and when you drop dead, get buried in Poundbury's Spike Milligan Cemetery! SAPRISTI!"

Kate Middleton: "Give Me Some Ideas to Name My Baby. I have NO CLUE"

What will the LATEST royal jelly blob be named? The Royals, so lacking in imagination, are asking the public. Betting casinos on line are starting to put down odds.

A spokesman for 21Nova said, "We've got even money on the usual names."

These include Elton or Eltonia, and Delboy or Delgirl.

Other odds-on favorite names for a royal boy include Henry the Ninth, George the God Knows What the Number Is, and Richard the Not Obviously Deformed.

At 50-1 there's Baldilocks, Ready Brek and Sharwoods Noodle.

For the royal girl, first and middle names could be: Elizabeth Bint, Erica Idle, and Diana Dodi.

At 100-1 we have a longshot for a boy's name: Ken Dylan deWind. When asked if this would be a tribute to Princess Diana, Kate said, "No, to Queen Elton."

At 100-1, for a girl's name, there's Dame Edna, Judi-Dench, Tess Co, Weeta Bix, Hor Lick, and Ribena Blackcurrent.

There's always the possibility of twins. Popular choices: Hob and Nobs, Marmite and Vegemite, and Terry-Jones and Terry-Gilliam.

The general public however, is partial to the twins being called Who Cares and Fuck Off.

This "NOAH" ain't Jewish. Trevor Noah is just another unapologetic, arrogant, hateful Black Anti-Semite

Making fun of Jews and white women? Lighten up, y'all.

Over at Comedy Central, they stand behind their bright young hater:

“Like many comedians, Trevor Noah pushes boundaries; he is provocative and spares no one...To judge him or his comedy based on a handful of jokes is unfair. Trevor is a talented comedian with a bright future at Comedy Central.”

Yes, since white middle-aged Jews (Jon Stewart) are no longer the demographic and middle aged viewers in general (Steven Colbert) aren't either.

Naturally, Trevor Noah, the new Black Prince, didn't expect any controversy over such easy targets as Jews and women. He's sullen response is that if a few jokes aren't funny, oh, so what.

Besides, the important thing is that late night have some BLACK hosts. If they are more prone to target Jews and white women, well, too fuckin' bad.

In New York City, home to the "Comedy Central" cable network, whites are actually a minority now. Blacks and Latinos combine to pork up the Apple Pie. Don't expect THEM to sit around being denied the chance to laugh at Jews and white women.

And so, the one-two punch on "Comedy Central" (Colbert and Stewart) get replaced by "The Minority Report with Larry Wilmore" (Wilmore is black) and a punk named Trevor Noah.

Remember when you paid your dues to get somewhere? Trevor Noah has almost NO experience. But he's the right color at a time when everyone wants to see the end of "Lily White" late night comedy. "Comedy Central" and Colbert/Stewart were the start of the "Lily White" evening, followed by the network guys, David Letterman, Jay Leno (now Jimmy Fallon) and Jimmy Kimmel. Come on, that's too much "Lily White," everyone. And yes, it's OK to say "Lily White" or even "Redneck."

Jon Stewart (nee Jon Leibowitz) gets replaced by Clever TREVOR NOAH, Black Host #2:

Muhammad Ali used to joke about his white managers having "the right complexion and connection" to get him million dollar fights. Now, BLACK is "the right complexion and connection" to get a big television deal. Also a movie deal, as it's hard to find a movie now that doesn't have to star or co-star someone BLACK, such as Will Smith and Morgan Freeman and Jamie Foxx and Denzel Washington and Halle Berry. If you judged America by its movies, you'd think whites were the minority.

You recall the unholy fuss at the Oscars this year, because only ONE movie about racist America was nominated for an Academy Award? Blacks were raging because NONE of the "best actor" or "best actress" nominees, for a change, were BLACK. This, after "12 Years a Slave" won the year before! Anyone remember an awful movie called "Precious?" They gave an Oscar to that horrible actress. Call it affirmative action. Or don't dare.

"Comedy Central" made sure that they'd do justice to black folk. Oh, and as for the Jew folk? Fuck those kikes. That's Trevor Noah's attitude.

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In another time, a TV company would NOT hire somebody who was anti-Semitic. Now?

Ha ha, Stop Trevor, you're killin' me. Oh, have you heard? They're killing Jews all over the world. Just thought I'd share the good news with you. There hasn't been this much anti-Semitism since Hitler was in power. I thought that would make you smile, Noah. (No relation to the Biblical Noah, obviously).

Yes, this guy is loaded with "jokes" about those miserable fucking Jews. You know Dr. Dre? This guy is, along with P. Diddy and Jay Z., one of the richest people on the planet. Not one of the richest Niggas. He's part of the new army of rich, powerful blacks who are making a fortune because the population has shifted to RAP and movies and TV shows keyed to what blacks like. And, unlike the old days when Clive Davis was mentoring Whitney Houston, blacks don't need or want Whitey in the picture.

Even so, why not keep the "Jews control everything" story alive, if it helps get Jews killed and persecuted? As in:

Clever Trevor was referencing Dr. Dre's billion dollar sale of his company to Apple. Apple, like Google and Amazon, is NOT run by Jews. Nevermind. Trevor Noah likes stereotypes, as long as they're about kikes. Ha ha, Dr. Dre and Dreidel. For the sake of a bad pun, hang a joke around a Jew's big nose.

Now, the question is what happens in England if Jonathan Woss retires. The Brits did bring in a GAY to be his rival. Graham Norton is FLAMBOYANTLY GAY and that's such a GOOD thing. Woss? Replace him with a Muslim. Pakistani, preferably. Definitely not a woman. Unless it's a BLACK woman. Clever Trevor Noah, by the way, laughs at white women because they don't have big asses. I know...he seems to be overlooking the immense ass of Kim Kardashian, the full moon that Kanye can't stop worshipping. But here's a Tweet from the great flood of wit, Mr. Noah:

Huh? What? I know, you're asking, WHAT is this American Nigga doing talking about British sports? And the answer is that Noah was born in South Africa. Daddy is actually a white guy from some stupid Scandinavian country or other and mum is BLACK. And this guy likes "football." He's apparently quite worldly in his tastes. And you know, all the world hates Jews. And white women. Unless the Jew or the white woman is a slave.

So after the media picked up on Noah's tweets, he fired back, insulted and annoyed at Whitey, and his cable network pats him on the back to let him know that racism and intolerance is OK if you're young and Black.

And the world just keeps getting...funnier.

McCartney fills Glastonbury with Plaster Casts of CUNTS!

McCartney calls it the "Great Wall of Vagina."

McCartney has exhibited the cunts at Glastonbury, like so:

Why they aren't painted, with perhaps some appropriately scented candles on the floor, I don't know.

But then it comes to amusement, THIS is more like it. Some poofters might be disgusted, but give me a Wall of Twat instead of BANKSY any time.

Hey Mons, drive your vulvas along every ragged flabby labia...

Did I mention that we're NOT talking about PAUL McCARTNEY?

It's a guy named Jamie McCartney. How did he con literally hundreds of women into spreading their legs and getting their cracks caked?

Well, women are stupid. All they have to be told is "I'm a famous artist..."

Bitches are also hung up on their ditches, so they're going to drop their drawers the minute a man says "What you have isn't gnarly, ugly, or a hole, but ART..."

It also doesn't hurt to insist it's all for Feminism, and Labia Liberation! Yes, ladies, squat down and REFUSE LABIAPLASTY!!

Labia-whatsy?

The plastic surgery that, the artist claims, "is fascism...invested in making women feel shit about themselves.”

I know, if they feel shit about themselves, he should be covering the walls with assholes. But who wants to look at assholes? You can just walk down any street, especially in Grimsby.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, no woman wants people thinking, "wow, what an ugly, disgusting looking cunt." No wonder Sharon Osbourne's had so much plastic surgery. That twat could still use some work.

And SO...McCartney got 400 women (ages 18 to 76) to volunteer their vaginas for his 26 foot (400 cunt) sculpture.

I hear some guy named Starr wants to put on an exhibition of one limp dick.

You might well ask, a wall of clay cunts...is it easy to get in? Of course not, not at any price, even if you're rock hard.

There are cheaper exhibits. You can see a pair of Heather Mills McCartney's drawers fairly cheap. It's only half a knicker.

(Sapristi! Milligan lives!!)

Really, make up your own jokes on what Macca tunes could be piped in, etc. etc. It's all so easy. Except for Starr. It don't come easy for him, especially as he's just dumb enough to actually try and fuck one of these rockto-pussy gardens in the shade.

Goodnight, crackpots...

Fullashit Ariful Islam and his Pals - Cowardly Muslims Scared of Atheists

How many religions are SCARED of atheists?

How many religions are so upset they get murderous if you don't happen to think as they do?

Yeah. ISLAM. ISLAM.

No other religious group on the planet today has organized terrorists and entire sects of blood-thirsty lunatics killing non-believers.

Are these Muslim maniacs ignorant? Naturally stupid and savage?

What's the big fucking deal if I don't believe your shit? I go to hell? Let ME worry about that. Why should you care? More room for YOU in heaven to enjoy your 40 virgin goats.

Yesterday another unarmed blogger with an INDEPENDENT MIND was killed by a pair of mud-faced moronic cowards.

If there IS an "Allah" why doesn't He do his own fighting?

If there IS an "Allah" why go after a non-believer who is unarmed? Throw the guy a sword, a pistol, a machine-gun. Then say, "Ha, my "Allah" is on MY side, so I will in a fair fight and emerge without a scratch!"

Hmmm. Don't want to chance it, do you? Where's your FAITH?

The truth is that "religion" in this case is bullshit, it's an excuse for crazy people to be on murderous power trips because they are just savage, vicious, hideous monsters.

JESUS. Look at these ugly monkeys. Imagine if you said "Hey you've got tiny brown-rice dicks. No wonder you need to pray for virgins in heaven." Arrggggh! Kill!

That's the trouble with these Sand Fleas. Their brains have been baked. Basically, they'll find ANY excuse to be violent because they don't understand anything else.

Hey, samosa-brains, if your Buddy-in-the-Clouds actually exists, why didn't he put YOU in Beverly Hills, or Hawaii, or The Cayman Islands? Why'd he stick you in a fucking desert?

And if actually exists, why aren't you content with slopping up your hummus and wearing your diaper and wearing a q-tip on your head? That's the way HE planned it for you.

If you've got a problem with having a little brown rice-dick and being uglier than a goat, then why don't you BLOW YOURSELF UP? Blow yourself up to heaven and ask Allah what the deal is, and if you're STILL going to be ugly with a tiny dick even if you get 40 virgins!

There's really no reasoning with religious fanatics. You'll notice, there are not a lot of handsome men with ISIS camp, or Hamas or most certainly Procol Harum.

Look at the two guys that the cops don't even want to smell. Phew. Dirty and ugly. Dumb and dumber. A pair of homely losers. Yet rather than blame ALLAH for putting them in a desert and making them about as appealing as a camel's scrotum, they go running around killing anyone who doesn't believe in ALLAH. Hey, it's hard to believe in a God that would make it difficult to tell man from monkey.

I think the USA and UK and France and Germany and the other CIVILIZED nations should just gather every fucking plane and fly over the Middle East dropping massive tranquilizers into the water supply.

If there REALLY was a God, that God would take a massive broom, and sweep all of the troublemaking trash out of the Middle East and up to the fucking North Pole where they could all CHILL OUT.

Stephen Fry is OFF INSTAGRAM. One of the big tragedies

One of the biggest tragedies in Great Britain is...

...no, not Stephen Fry leaving Instagram. It's Stephen Fry himself.

He's a Big Tragedy. The pompous poofter and his pet weasel Elliot G. Spencer have been playing a tiresome roadshow version of Oscar Wilde and Boze to ever-decreasing interest.

The novelty of a gay British actor is nil. That even includes the novelty of a rich ugly one getting taken (up the arse) by an opportunistic little shit. And yes, compared to what usually comes out of Stephen Fry, Elliott IS a little shit.

Fry, a boring, limited comic actor, barely got his share of laughs opposite more original and talented people (such as Hugh Laurie and Rowan Atkinson). That he parlayed this into such tedious occupations as hosting dull quiz shows, only made people ask, "Why do we have to see him so often?" And the answer is, he's so fucking fat, you can see him without even owning a telly. Just step outside.

His travelogues, in which he explored undiscovered regions of America, England, and his inner thighs, only made people roll their eyes...anything to keep them from having to see HIM.

He furnished Instagram with an ongoing farce more ridiculous than Elton John and David Furnish. It's incredible that comments led him to leave the Internet. He's so blubbery, it's hard to imagine what could get under his skin. That includes the derrick his proctologist uses to check on the status of his sphincter, which has been compared in wideness to the rings of Saturn.

There's been a collective a sigh of relief that at least, he's OFF instagram. That sigh of relief, by the way, was so great it moved windmills in Holland and briefly raised the skirt of the Prime Minister of Germany.

Good luck to the sad, lonely wretch, and his money-grubbing shit-sniffing shower buddy Elliott. Nobody needs more of Fry's gooey musings on his own slimy celebrity.

Really, we didn't need more of THIS stuff...

Kyesha Smith Wood, striking a blow for Movie House Civility

One of the most inconvenient truths is that you CAN NOT go to a movie theater without being distracted by OTHER PEOPLE.

It's not just their cow-like gum chewing and piggy popcorn chomping. It's not just the candy unwrapping, coughing or getting up to use the bathroom five times. It's the constant wisecracking at the screen, loud talking and now, texting and phone conversations.

So it's one hell of a surprise that a post on FARCEBOOK has gone viral. THIS one:

A happy ending to "Cinderella?"

It's nice this woman didn't arrogantly think her girls had the right to have "fun" at somebody else's expense.

And, YES, the other woman did find out about the post and contacted her, and thanked her for her offer of free tickets to another movie, plus snacks.

But, for fans of pessimism, let me point out that this was SO EXCEPTIONAL, that it made the papers all over the world, and went viral all over the Internet. It's like Haley's Comet (or Cilla's Comet). An apology for bad behavior in a movie theater happens once in a lifetime.

99.9% of the time, the parent could care less. The attitude is, "It's a public movie house, ya want quiet, stay home and watch TV."

It's also rare that there are movies that are suitable for young children.

I haven't checked the Internet's gambling websites, but I think the odds are 100-1 that when this woman and her kid go to another movie, on Smith's generous offer of free tickets and snacks...they will encounter an even louder and more miserable collection of noisy, selfish assholes.

Stop the World! JAMIE FOXX told a joke on BRUCE JENNER

Hey, pussies of the world. Dickheads of the world. Humorless fags of the world. Twisted idiots of the world.

IT WAS A JOKE. It wasn't "transphobic." It was JENNER-phobic.

You can't tell a joke about a media whore? Jenner is a freak-faced attention-grabbing lunatic. After plowing into a car and KILLING A WOMAN, all this idiot can think of is, "Will it affect ME getting MY OWN reality show."

WHEN, I ask you idiots, is somebody's looks, age, or gender NOT something to joke about?

Face it, hypocrite shits, if he told a joke about Betty White being so old her vagina emits dust, if he told a joke about Kim Kardashian's ass, or Viley Virus twerking, you would've snickered, stole the joke and told your friends, and NOT rushed to make sanctimonious TWEETS.

Can you imagine if Foxx said, "Billy Idol didn't show up with a date. He's dancing with himself!"

"Kim Kardashian wants to duet with Kanye but her best notes come out of her butt."

"Elton John couldn't be here, he was arrested for beating up an old bag. A Dolce & Gabbana bag!"

Those are just off the top of my head. But because they don't strike a nerve with some idiotic homo or some dour dyke, it's ok, right? If it was a Hillary Clinton joke, a dusty "bush=cunt" reference on Jeb Bush, etc. etc., there wouldn't be this moronic finger-pointing.

Hell, if people wrote, "Lighten up, Jamie Foxx," nobody would scream, "oooh, that was a mean racial reference."

IT WAS A JOKE. Give comedians some room to work. You don't like the joke? Don't laugh. That's enough. Don't inhibit them with a long, long list of shit YOU are offended by.

There's nothing that could offend Jenner or the Kardashians except maybe not being paid for sex.

By the way, Jenner is no lady. He's also more than capable of defending himself, he doesn't need some quivering queer huffing and puffing out a Tweet. He's threatened talk show hosts, remember? He's said, "Don't make fun of MY FACE," which is a very funny thing to say.

Lastly, the joke was, let's remember, not on some poor psycho who is spooked by his own body, convinced Allah has told him he's really a woman, and is quietly trying to transition and get on with HER life and not bothering anyone else. It's on an annoying, loudmouth publicity-seeking dick-headed cunt, or cunt-brained dick named Bruce Jenner and that makes a difference.

Do you think Jamie would've told the same joke on Chaz Bono? Of course not. So, Bruce Jenner defender, go to the hospital, graft a dick onto your hand, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Jeanie Slade (jeaniebeanie101) so HAPPY two people got KILLED

Really, who is a happier camper than fat-faced Jeanie Slade?

She's the herpes sore on the lip of social-disease media. She's an obnoxious cunt AND she is GLAD of it.

That's why she went on instagram popping her eyes along with her retarded boyfriend, joyfully taking a selfie at the scene of a disaster.

And yes, under their photo they admitted:

"We're So Creepy!"

"Being Tourists!"

It used to be that bad behavior was done by stupid people who don't know any better. Now, "millenials," a bunch of arrogant, selfish slime, have to preen proudly over their poor taste. The more annoying they are, the more they upset other people, the louder they laugh.

Of course, not everyone was thrilled with their little photo taken against the backdrop of destroyed buildings reduced to rubble by an explosion and fire.

You can bet if they were lucky enough to be at the Dakota after John Lennon was shot in the back, they would've grabbed their handkerchiefs and gotten some souvenir blood off the sidewalk.

Oh, what a LUCKY day it was for JEANIE BEANIE and her brainless dickhead. "We're So Creepy!" LOL.

Ambulances! Fire! Buildings destroyed! Two people were killed and it wasn't them.

Thirsty for Music? Enjoy your STREAMING PISS

Remember when you bought records? Tapes? CDs?

It was simple. The artist recorded the work. YOU BOUGHT IT. No begging. No "if you like it, buy it."

The other alternative was to listen to the radio. Whatever the disk jockey played, you heard. The artist got paid.

Then came THE INTERNET.

The answer to piracy, greed and a whole lot of people out of work (record store clerks, sheet music sellers, CD manufacturers, not just artists) was..."find a new paradigm."

Guess what. NOBODY'S FOUND that magical NEW PARADIGM.

Streaming? Did you say STREAMING? Streaming is what you do into a toilet.

Streaming hasn't allowed hundreds of 70's and 80's artists to get back into a studio and record quality music. It hasn't even allowed them to use shitty Pro Tools and knock off some crappy-sounding album. So many artists have stopped in bitterness (Joni Mitchell), shrugged and asked why bother (Steve Miller) or severely reduced their output (James Taylor). Young artists aren't being nurtured or supported. I could go on, but I'll stop out of bitterness, and ask "why bother?"

The fact is, we HAD a system that worked fairly well. If you stole music, you took a risk. You risked a store owner catching you and calling the cops. You "supported the artist" because you paid. If it was a used copy, you supported a music store, and you supposed the person who DID buy the fucking thing, and now wanted to pass it along. The economy worked.

The problem with streaming, aside from esthetics (like, no value to the music, no pride of ownership, no album notes, no fancy cover, etc.) is that it doesn't work. Spotify and Friends steal from the artists and short-change everyone. Book-cooking and fakery is at an all time high. Streaming services don't pay decent royalties and are a monopoly. And, yes, it's getting worse.

You can be a curmudgeon and grumble, "I don't like external drives, I don't like clouds, and I prefer the old ways...real books, real CDS or vinyl, actual tangible ART..." but you're a Realist if you add, "and the artists are getting screwed and the music suffers. We aren't getting good music anymore, we aren't encouraging creativity anymore, things aren't tougher not easier, and the old adage is true, "you get what you pay for" and if it's "free" it's shit. Or, you're stealing, so call it what it is and don't say "sharing" or "new paradigm" or "har har, I'm a pirate."

The 21st Century is Shi'ite - Isn't It?

Actually, it isn't. It might be Sunni. One thing is certain:

The 21st Century IS Shite.

What did you do when you were ten or twelve? Carry a rifle and watch beheadings? No? Then YOU aren't MUSLIM.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I can't quite keep track of the various factions of Islam fanatic.

To judge from THIS photo, the Sunni are in control, and the Shi'ites are up shi'ite's creek.

But maybe it's different in some other crazy sandbox. Maybe there, the Shi'ites murder any Muslim who has eggs Sunni-side up or something.

Oh, and don't ask me what we do with the Kurds. Are you infidel if you have Kurds with your sunni-side up eggs? If you're a Sunni, should you commit suicide if you shite?

PS, before you do, bow down to Mecca and wash your feet at the same time. And scream ALLAH BALLAH and VOLARE. Then quote reasons to be cheerful. Then DIE, Infidel!

Or is it High Fidel? Or is it Stereo?

Yes, the photo tells the world that the Muslims know that childhood should involve carrying weapons and murdering people who don't believe what you believe. Forget fantasies, fairy tales, sweet dreams, or any of that garbage. Go kill Christians and Jews. If there aren't any nearby, find some insane difference with some other urine-faced hook-nosed babbling monster with camel-breath.

Yes, most people can't tell a Kurd from a Sunni from a Shi'ite but...CRAZY FUCKING PEOPLE CAN, and they will KILL because their IMAGINARY FRIEND TELLS THEM TO. No, no, don't go looking to a telescope and see that ABOVE US IS ONLY SKY. Keep believing UTTER SHIT.

Wouldn't it be funny if JESUS CHRIST was watching all this, and laughing his ass off, and applauding, and whistling through the holes in his hands?

"Ha, that's a good one...it's better than Mixed Martial Arts. OK, in MY bracket, the Kurds get wiped out, the Sunni and Shi'ites fight it out, and the winner gets to go after the Procol Harum niggers in Africa. Whoever wins that one, gets a big surprise...I come back to Earth, burn their faces off, toss them down into Hell, and say, "SURPRISE, I'm the Messiah of the Jews! YOU LOSE!"

Oh, and Jesus gives a break to all the delusional Christians who thought He was setting up a new religion: "You guys...I forgive. It's what I do. You know we Jews...we feel guilty. We can't hold a grudge. Just don't you Jews and Christians start fighting. I didn't wipe out the Muslims just so YOU assholes could start a Holy war over nothing. PS, don't eat meat on Friday, or ANY day, because it's not nice to kill animals. Why do you think I gave you idiots milk and honey? And rice? And halvah? And chip butty?"

"Poor Kim Dotcom," says Seniormole, "Americans are hurling their POO!"

Isn't it tragic?

What a KERFUFFLE!

How dare those rude Americans "ruin the fun" for an "entrepreneur?"

Most people can't understand the KERFUFFLE concerning that funny-named, rotund and jolly millionaire from New Zealand named "Kim Dotcom." He is wailing that the horrible and greedy Americans have taken away his mansion and his bank accounts.

He's getting "nice comments" from various Brits, Canadians, Aussies, etc. all shouting, "Damn those Americans!"

You can be sure one of his defenders is Deja Vu's own Seniormole, who knows EVERYTHING about the music business. This old man has a righteous and self-entitled view that is about as enlightened as Richard III or Henry VIII. He's no doubt grumping in his secret forum at this very moment: "Americans are hurling their POO. Why don't they leave the poor man alone? And let's say something NICE about Hans, too."

Nevermind the in-jokes. Here's how poor Kim has been outed. Let's all cry:

People read that, and instantly side with HIM.

Even if the reports pointed out he was pirating movies and music, people would STILL side with HIM. Because, guess what, "EVERYONE DOES IT" so that makes it right. People who would not think of shoplifting a lima bean out of Tesco grin and talk about how they love Pirate Bay and Kickass.

And who doesn't feel sorry for such an obese fellow? Obviously he was using Megaupload to steal movies, apps, porn, books and most of all entire discographies of The Beach Boys and every other musician and every new release, just...to feed himself.

The guy is SO cute. "Dotcom" is such a nicer name than SCHMITZ. (Just as Mr. Shicklgruber became "Hitler," a much nicer name to give to a wife and a new baby named Adolf).

While Seniormole and various other funny-named "pirates" and "friends of pirates" applauded Megaupload because "entertainment should be FREE," Kim Dotcom was becoming a billionaire. It's easy to do when you make ad money, and you charge for "premium" accounts so people can download entire movies faster. He was entitled to it. What a generous fellow! All he was doing was stealing copyrighted material! Copyright? Copy WRONG! And let's remember, nobody has the right to own private property. That's why Seniormole and all the rest have no locks on their doors, and "share" everything with everyone. Don't they? That's why they work all day for free and just, oh, sell t-shirts to pay the rent.

How could anyone NOT identify with a German who stole everyone's property like Hitler did with the Jews? I knew an old man, near poverty, whose family had been rich. "We were Jews," he said. So Hitler and his gang made his father "sell" the rights to his home and business for a PENNY in exchange for letting the family flee. Only, heh heh, the family was then put in a concentration camp and only a few survived. Sort of like only a few record stores surviving. Only a few 70's musicians still having record deals. Only a few TV expensive TV shows being made while reality show garbage fills up the channels because it's cheaper to produce so piracy doesn't hurt so much.

Schmitz, the admirable, sharing "Genius" of Megaupload, loved for giving away other peoples' copyrighted work as part of some "New Order" philosophy, made such a fortune he could almost own his own country! He flew to New Zealand and was like a king, presiding over the biggest estate there and becoming a powerful figure that the corrupt government never bothered. He even got himself some slavish Asian geisha girl for a wife. Money talks. He was viewed as the kindest, most giving fellow in the world. People who hate and envy artists and record labels even more than they hate Jews, were eager to agree. Heil Dotcom! Everything should be FREE...just pay this guy for a "premium account."

PS, the Megaupload and Pirate Bay template is PERFECT. At worst, make banner ad money and a fortune by tossing malware and spyware into the downloads and taking money from organized crime. After all, you're getting all your raw material...the movies and music and the rest of it...FREE. Talk about low overhead! It sure helps when your budget isn't $100,000 to make a record or $10 million to make a movie somebody might want to see. As Seniormole would tell you, it's simple economics! It's like Scientology. It's like Spotify. Mmm, let's have some more of that drugged Kool-Aid that makes us all into BELIEVERS. Something for nothing! It works! It works!

Kim is playing the "victim" card so well. Rich, obese, but a victim of some kind of witch hunt, he is telling the world he's just an entrepreneur and a businessman. Never mind what "Megaupload" did. Forget it. It's as easy as forgetting the six million who died in gas chambers. Oh, it never happened. Or if it did, it was a small number. And they deserved it.

Oh, those rich record labels, those big Hollywood companies...they were charging too much.

And you wonder how Nazi Germany happened? It was because average "intelligent" people like Seniormole and Dave Marsh and Miss Mephisto (that's her real name, of course) and Assange and the rest ALL believe in scapegoating.

They ALL believe in something for nothing...as long as it's not THEIR something being given away. "Royalties? Why should a musician get ROYALTIES" they always sneered, while they demanded a pension and social security for life. "New paradigm! Find a new paradigm," they cried, but if you told one of 'em "you're no longer getting paid for your work, find a new paradigm" that person would scream in the street like a raped chihuahua.

What Kim Dotcom did was take a page from the Hitler and Mussolini and Dillinger and John Gotti playbook: give people something for FREE, and give them scapegoats to hate. "Mussolini made the trains run on time. Great man!" "Hitler took away the stores and factories run by those awful Jews!" "Hitler wants everyone to be White and Aryan, so what's not to like?" "I get free music...just like John Gotti gave away free fireworks on the Fourth of July, just like Dillinger tipped big!"

To the uninformed, to the greedy, to the selfish, to the heartless, Kim Dotcom is a hero. He's a martyr. He's a victim. Nevermind that he simply was the greediest pig on the planet and bragged about his wealth. Nevermind that hundreds of little Hitlers named Hans and Zinfuck are not yet in jail. Meanwhile, the dirty little fortune cookie who NEVER would've been anywhere near Kim the overstuffed Nazi if he wasn't filthy rich, wants a piece of the spoils for her very own.

"Don't ruin our fun!" "Don't hurl your poo!" "Americans are horrible!" "Find a new paradigm!" "Music should be free!" "Kim Dotcom is generous!" "Go sell t-shirts!" "Let them eat cake!"

Say nice things about Hitler. Manson was framed. ISIS is only reacting to the nasty behavior of Israel and America. Procol Harum is simply thinning the herd by murdering women and children in Nigeria. Jim Jones knew what he was talking about. Scientology is the key.

Sip another cuppa, Seniormole. Write your fan letter to Kim Dotcom. Roll your eyes over how silly the human rights of copyright holders, record store owners and movie producers are. Nobody's entitled to be in control of their work and their lives except YOU, YOU who keeps his doors and windows locked because nobody is going to SHARE what YOU have. Right, Seniormole? If someone takes something of YOURS without your consent, you call the cops. It's THEFT. But if it's a musician or a writer...it's NOT theft, and it's a kerfuffle and greedy foolishness if they don't want to "share."

Poor Kim Dotcom...oh copyright is copy wrong....oh those horrible greedy Americans...oh, the kerfuffle...

$40,000 pension to mad bomber "weatherman" Ronald Fliegelman

Here's another "feel-good" story.

It's about Ronald Fliegelman, who collects a $40,000 pension from NYC.

Yep, like so many ex-school teachers, he's set for life. He can go to shows, have fine dinners out, pay his rent, do as he pleases. It's the good life. Thanks to the Teachers Union, it's a fairly easy job of tolerating brats till 3pm (most office workers slave till 5pm or later) and having the ENTIRE SUMMER OFF.

Put in your time, and you can spend the next 40 or even 50 years being on perpetual holiday, making more in pension than most people do working and slaving and not being able to save a dime.

Funny, people whine that "teachers are underpaid." No, Ronald Fliegelman wasn't and isn't.

He would've retired a bit earlier except this teacher was busy...blowing up police stations.

Yes. This teacher was busy terrorizing the citizens of New York before he started teaching their brats.

Taking their name from a Dylan lyric ("you don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows...") a group of idiotic hippie-dippie communists decided to be as radical as their Black Panther friends, and their Puerto Rican "FALN" pals. They'd show that nerdy Jewish white morons with Bohemian mums and Dads could be real cool and destructive. Hey hey, destroy the government, man, and replace it with COMMUNES, man, and Power to the People, man. Got that, man?

Ironic that Ronald Fliegelman ended up tredding water in the system, and being a meaningless drone in a public school, and then copping out with his pension.

For several years, while some white girls were sucking off Eldridge Cleaver, and some affluent whites (mostly Jews) were actually putting their lives on the line by journeying South to march with Dr. King and push for Civil Rights, the Weathermen were blowing shit up.

They were doing it thanks to Fliegelman, who was the only one of the lamebrains who knew how to make bombs. Simple. Get dynamite. Buy a cheap clock. Doodle up a contraption with a few things you can buy at Radio Shack. Ha ha!

By some miracle, Fliegelman never actually killed anyone with his bombs. He just left a lot of people scarred and shattered for life, nervous every time a loud noise went off. How'd you like to be in an office building where the bathroom suddenly exploded? Or a room disappeared? And you're left to think, "Christ, if I'd ducked into the supply closet for some paper clips, I'd be DUST now..."

Some countries have no such thing as a "statute of limitations." You decide, 40 years later, you want a piece of a Procol Harum song, or you performed a drum solo, you can become an instant millionaire. Likewise, you can put Rolf Harris or Gary Glitter in jail for something they did years ago, and without DNA evidence, either.

In America, no. This is good news for Bill Cosby, who has over 30 women claiming date rape. And it's good news for Ronald Fliegelman, who is making more on a teacher's PENSION, than most citizens make toiling in an office job or working in a store. Ah, the good life. It's da bomb!

Christina Freundlich, mindless grinning twat, founder of "Disaster Porn"

There's a new expression, thanks to twats like Christina Freundlich.

It's called "DISASTER PORN."

It's getting a thrill out of being at the scene of death and destruction.

Yes, if you thought "selfies" were confined to brainless bitches showing off their immense butts, or pondering their "baby bumps," take a look at smiling Christina Freundlich.

She just might be the stupidest woman in America.

What's she grinning about? That hundreds of people are homeless after a gas leak exploded and burned up several apartment buildings?

That two people are DEAD, their bodies not even found yet, because they were blown to pieces?

That dozens are in area hospitals, maimed and in shock?

What's with the peace symbol, Christina? "Peace and love," is it?

If you thought that Christina Freundlich, hind lick, cunt twat, was just one stupid brainless bitch, NO, she was one of dozens and dozens who traveled over to the site of horror, just to pose. On the cover of the NY Post...unbelievably...a shot of an entire gaggle of twat-geese.

What if that explosion had happened in your neighborhood? You'd probably avoid going anywhere near it. But if you did have some morbid curiosity, the most you might do is "document" it, and take a few photos. Frankly, it would never occur to me to take a SELFIE at the scene of a disaster. Having my own photos pretty much says "I was there," doesn't it? And if I did take a SELFIE, I wouldn't be SMILING.

The twat Christina Freundlich was smiling.

The twats on the cover of the NY Post were smiling.

These women are displaying "human nature." They are starring in "Disaster Porn." And...LOVING IT.

Roger Moore to play "SHAFT" in New Blaxploitation Movie

Huh? What?

Did you read it right??

ROGER MOORE to play the detective SHAFT??

Of course not. SHAFT was black. Roger Moore is NOT BLACK.

But tell the world that some black guy shouldn't play James Bond, and yo, watch yo ass, sucka!

No Moore, Roger. If you wanna stay alive, watch yo white ass, you Lily White pasty face. Rememba, da Niggas can say whut they please, in any DIO-LEK they please, 'cuz they be the meeeenoritty.

'Cept they act like the gestapo. Or the majority. Or as if they've all got guns and knives and are ready to RIOT.

We've been through this territory before.

It's called reverse racism, kiddies, and it is BULLSHIT. It's STUPID. It's OBNOXIOUS. It's ANNOYING.

Just yesterday, fat, pudgy, dopey-looking WHITE Will Ferrell premiered his new movie, "Get Hard," playing a fat, pudgy, dopey-looking WHITE guy. Ha! He has too much money and needs to be abused and humiliated for 90 minutes by a smarter BLACK guy (played by the latest Eddie Murphy, Kevin Hart).

Now THAT is entertainment.

No wonder things are actually WORSE than ever. Consider the stink made at this year's Academy Awards because, by some quirk, there weren't a dozen fucking movies about slavery or Dr. King or some pious old guy Morgan Freeman could play, or some brilliant acting job from Jamie Foxx or Will Smith.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I fucking hate this stupid type of affirmative action garbage.

It gets truly ridiculous when plays that happen to be written about white people, in eras and locations that were white, HAVE to feature ETHNICS in the cast, no matter how distracting, and no matter how much it strains credulity.

Oh, sure, Wing Foo was part of the Russian ghetto and should be one of the daughters in "Fiddler on the Roof." Right, right, Abira Bafukka al-Habeeb should be playing Ralph Rackstraw in "HMS Pinafore" because Her Majesty the Queen most certainly had Muslims aboard. BUT...it does NOT work the other way. You will NOT see a starving WHITE or ASIAN actor get cast in "Raisin in the Sun." How come, Ms Casting Directress? There aren't any white raisins? No cumquats either? "Of course not. It's an ALL BLACK SHOW. Stay out of it!"

If you go to a SOUL FOOD restaurant you won't see a WHITE WAITRESS. She won't be hired to serve Chow Fon at LEE HO FUK's either. And she can't get a job at Halal Hummus Palace. But you damn well should expect a black waitress at the Kosher Deli, right? BUT...a black waitress is going to file a lawsuit and make a few million off the owner of a Grman restaurant. Racism! Meanwhile he shrugs and says "customers want the ambiance of authentic old Bavaria...why can't I hire blond girls with braided hair, and pink-faced jackasses in leiderhosen??"

Yes, I think at this point we have the good sense to expect that the next Charlie Chan would be played by an Asian or a Hawaiian.

We should welcome and enjoy watching movies about the struggles and triumphs of different races and religions. But I don't want to see WILL FUCKING SMITH as one of the holocaust victims in "Schindler's List" or Neil Patrick Harris starring as Erin Brockovich, or anyone who isn't WHITE and BRITISH playing BOND (James Bond). You want to gag-cast 7 drag queens to play the seven brides in a revival of "7 Brides for 7 Brothers?" Fine. We can all do with a laugh. But let's get serious about ethnic pride. It works both ways. You want people to have pride in YOUR fucking race or religion? Then have some for the other side, too. James Bond is white and British. Shaft is black and American. Whoever has a problem with that is an IDIOT.

NIGERIA AND THE WORLD DISGUSTED BY PROCOL HARUM

No question, one of the biggest questions around the world is this:

"WHY CAN'T WE GET RID OF PROCOL HARUM? WHY IS PROCOL HARUM STILL AROUND?"

Yes, it's not just Jethro Tull that asks this. Or the Moody Blues.

PROCOL HARUM just gets worse and worse. They've allied themselves with ISIS and other terrorist groups, and are threatening to go beyond Nigeria in their efforts to blacken Christmas and piss on everyone's doors.

You'd think that the Nigerians, who make a fortune via those e-mails asking for money, could turn back PROCOL HARUM but it's not happening.

They even postponed elections because the people were being terrorized by the hideous black noise of PROCOL HARUM members and the sleeping sickness they bring with them.

I know, it's become such a bad joke, but, let's quote Nick Lowe: "I don't think it's funny no more."

The tiresome ONE-NOTE horror that is PROCOL HARUM really must end.

Unfortunately history has proven that bands of outlaws, hordes of raiders, and attackers who make "echoes in the night" and then disappear...are awfully hard to eradicate. This is especially true when, unlike the Indians in America, they don't stupidly go back to a cluster of teepees where a huge troop of soldiers might obliterate them. PROCOL HARUM members are among NORMAL PEOPLE. It's the same deal with Hamas and ISIS. They share buildings with normal citizens so you can't just explode the place and hurt innocent people.

It's not like you can find a weapon that can create CURVED AIR and only blow up PROCOL HARUM members.

Sadly, if we look at the United States, and their "Revolutionary War," we see the best example of terrorists in triumph. Back in the 1770's the British had the weapons. They had the numbers. But they were invading unfamiliar territory, and were easily picked off by sharpshooters. While the notorious "Swamp Fox" of South Carolina and his en allegedly performed their terrorist acts on the British without resorting to violence, that's an exception rather than the rule.

We see in our major cities, street gangs and ethnic gangs and chavs and hoodlums and organized crime a'plenty. So Hamas, ISIS and the awful Procol Harum are just bigger versions.

It's enough to turn people a whiter shade of pale, and when you can do THAT in Nigeria, that's really something!

Slime-on Towel starts greasy Latino BOY BAND

Oh, you THOUGHT I was kidding about the Wacky Paki quitting to form "JUAN DIRECTION" and sell to the vast population that no speak English.

Not only is Slime-on Towel wiping his tongue up and down Zayn's hummus-dripping anus, burbling about the "SOLO ALBUM" that will make a fortune, he's wet-dreaming about starting yet another group.

At one time, it was a novelty to hear Bitchie Valens babble "La Bamba," like he had a mouth full of hot cuchifritas.

Now, there are huge portions of America where either nobody speaks English, or every sign is bilingual. Why? Because lazy ungrateful LATINOS won't speak English. While every other group on the planet, even the legendarily stupid Polish, learned to speak English, Los Blancos decided, "Oh, we'll make an exception for the poor, poor LATINO IMMIGRANTS."

With no reason to learn English, and being handed all kinds of welfare and food stamps, and being allowed across the border by people who DON'T leave on that border and cry about the Latinos from thousands of miles away, there's been a population explosion. Latinos have even out-paced the blacks. Whites (aside from white trash) are not breeding much at all. Blacks have slowed down. Latinos? They aren't saying "No mas." They keep counting: uno, dos, tres...ocho, nueve..."

True: the #1 condiment in America is NOT ketchup anymore, it's SALSA.

American commerce is pandering to Latinos. Latino cable stations are proliferating. Latino fast food chains are prospering while Burger King and McDonalds are tanking. In fact, a lot of traditional fast food places now are making sure to serve MEXICAN FOOD, and SPICY stuff.

Slime-on Towel is rich enough so that the only Spanish he EVER has to hear would be coming from his maid as she tenderly sudses his underwear in the sink. Maybe he hears her purr a Bebel Gilberto samba while she puts his t-shirts on the "shrink till the nipples show through" wash cycle. But elsewhere, it's a cacaphony of loud, nasal Spanish and "No hablo Ingles, Senor Blanco!"

Slimey's casting his ironic, raised eyebrow at the huge Latin market, which, after all, is something even The Pope is doing. The Pope's excuse is he's Latino himself, but even the previous Pope realized, "where the FUCK do we find enough Catholics to keep us in silk and satin robes? Ahhh...those 4 foot-tall bleating, fearful, child-like Latinos who believe so much in Jesus they name EVERY BOY after him."

Yes, thanks to Mr. Towel, the future of MUSIC is going to be ethnic boy bands for teen girls and gays, and RAP and Shitney ballads for everyone else.

Sing it Mr. Jupp...

"I'm an old rock and roller and my time is gone..."

Ugly Obnoxious Rich Bitch Jacqueline Lasdon

She probably fucks guys while screaming porn curses while the walls boom with Eminem music.

Ugly Rich Bitch Jacqueline Lasdon's best quote is: "I'm getting paid to have a good time."

That was for an article called "Women About Town," which I guess was a chronicle of trust-fund twats who live the lifestyle of the rich and stupid.

She also said she had a “soft spot for drag queens.” Probably because she looks like one.

What else is an ugly dumb cunt to do, except smoke herself into a stupor and gain attention by flaunting her arrogance? If she got cancer and died a month from now, people would cheer.

The sad thing about the disgusting way people "amuse" themselves, is that it usually infringes on everyone else.

Can you keep your fucking music down to a normal level? Go to a DISCO if you need to have your eardrums bleed?

If you're so fucking rich, can you pay for soundproofing and an air filter?

Assuming you're not a psycho from the Middle East, do you mind NOT living like a refugee, and keeping your loud parties, your smelly cooking and your belligerent behavior and screechy brats to yourself?

Somehow the landlords of the world, who seem to be making enough money to NOT live in one of their own apartments, don't want to hear about YOU having to hear your shitty neighbors. There's supposed to be a law called about "habitability," which requires a level of peace, quiet, heat, hot water and sanitation. Life is tough enough as it is. You don't need to come home to a home that's a hell.

Here's a fact for you. If you built an apartment, called it "ANIMAL HOUSE," and declared anyone could blare their music any time, have as many dogs and kids as they wanted, leave stuff in the halls, park any way they want in the lot, and do anything from practice the sax all day to have loud sex all night to having the hobby of drilling and hammering "do it yourself" projects and repair work...NOBODY WOULD MOVE IN.

Noisy bastards enjoy finding a nice, clean, quiet place...they can RUIN.

RUDY WAS THE MURDERER, and the judge and jury, too. AMANDA KNOX, FREE!!!!

Congratulations to Italy, for taking a step into the 21st Century, and understanding what "forensics" means, and that an Afro-psycho named Rudy, a career criminal, psychopath and piece of shit, murdered a British woman after or during his rape of her.

The CRAZY notion that this monkey was part of a 3-way with Amanda Knox and her boyfriend at the time, is just that. CRAZY. There was never any evidence to convict, and the Italian police's torture of Amanda Knox and imprisonment over four years is bad enough. Her nightmare is NOT over (there will always be conspiracy maniacs around) but at least she can try and get on with her life.

Yes, some actual GOOD news in the world. Thousands upon thousands around the world are happy for Amanda Knox.

The crime scene was a bloody mess. Rudy the Psycho's DNA and prints were all over the place, and the monkey's SHIT was in the toilet where he left it, unflushed. Somehow the police (and ALL nations seem to have their share of pigs) figured they could torment and bully and scare confessions from anyone they could get their hands on, and that's how Knox ended up in trouble, and in prison for year after year.

The full story has been told on many websites, with all the evidence analyzed. Just one example:

Want something that sounds right wing? Well, here it is: "RUDY GUEDE SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ALLOWED IN THE COUNTRY." The immigration policies in almost EVERY country lead to murder and mayhem. What's the upside? That a few rich people can have maids to wipe the baby's ass? That there are some hapless people who will bicycle all over town, knocking pedestrians over, so that rich people can get their take-away food on time? Anyone in Italy really think that RUDY GUEDE was going to join a hospital as a scientist or lab technician? That he was going to provide new ideas to some software corporation? That he was going to be anything but a thief, rapist and murderer?

Thanks to HIM, with an assist from a tootsi-frootsi police department, Amanda Knox and her boyfriend were put through hell. Unfortunately RUDY GUEDE was not sentenced to life in prison, and wasn't subjected to the kind of treatment Amanda got in jail. So he'll just sit around like a zoo monkey, and eventually hop away, muttering "No comment" to any reporters following him down the street.

Sorry that the victim's family can't continue to believe in a "conspiracy," and that some plot led to the poor girl's demise. They seem to prefer the idea that an evil woman named Knox and her sex-crazed boyfriend wanted a 3-way with their precious one, and it led to "ritual murder" instead. Except there was NO evidence at the scene of their involvement, just a ton of evidence that a wiry, crazed bastard named RUDY GUEDE used a knife over and over and over. And yes, it was HIS sperm in her and on her, and nobody else's bodily fluids of any kind.

Meredith's family may not want to live with the miserable truth that SAVAGES are among us, and her young life was ended by an amoral orangutan who should never have been allowed to emigrate, but that, ultimately is the truth. Her apartment was broken into. She was pretty, she was white, and she was raped and killed. The "devil" didn't make Amanda Knox and her boyfriend do it out of a Satanic ritual.

Meredith's mother is grumping about being disappointed and surprised by the verdict, and I wouldn't want to intrude on her grief, martyrdom, or question the cow's intelligence, but why was it that ONLY the semen of RUDY GUEDE was inside her daughter? Why, in a "sex game gone wrong" or a "ritual killing" was only RUDY GUEDE fucking her? The answer, pretty obviously, is that this was a rape from a one-man crime wave. That's all. The Italian court didn't say "lack of evidence" it was NOT GUILTY.

One old, hung-up, sexually repressed Italian prosecutor created the most ridiculous scenario, and used Fascist cops to try and coerce Knox into going along with this warped, disgusting fantasy. Why in the world would Knox, in the midst of a budding romance with some Italian guy, want to involve one of her less-than-attractive roommates? Wasn't it obvious that there was illegal entry through a window (Rudy Guede's favorite technique) and that this all happened quite suddenly? There was no plot. Nobody EVER connected this Rudy jackass with Knox or her boyfriend. Nobody ever found witnesses to say these three had ever met anywhere. The "theory" of Knox and her boyfriend's involvement was SICK, TWISTED GARBAGE. Everyone knew it except a few nutcases and stubborn bastards in Italy, and a few relatives of Meredith's who wanted to think that the poor girl was done away with by some exotic plot. The truth? That she was just a slab of white meat for an immigrant to use? No, you can't blame them from turning away from THAT.

The murder and rape didn't happen in Salem, Massachusetts 200 years ago. It happened in Europe in the 21st Century, and the "inconvenient truth" is that immigrant maniacs are all over the place. They kill for religion, they kill for fun, they kill for sex lust and they kill because they don't want a victim to testify. And there are also homegrown maniacs who'll do the same thing. So, too bad that you can't elevate every rape and murder into epic drama with a "foxy" villainess or a handsome co-conspirator. RUDY GUEDE was just an ugly stupid savage.

RUDY GUEDE was, and is, a murderous piece of shit. Now the Italian court is telling the world, BELIEVE IT. He raped. He killed. He was a career criminal. It never made any sense to create some kind of horror movie scenario around Amanda Knox and make her into some kind of female Manson. Mark this date because it's an unusual one: JUSTICE PREVAILED today.

Inzayne Malcontent Forms "JUAN DIRECTION"

Inzayne Malcontent, the "wacky Paki" member of a "boy band" created by Slimy Towel, has left the group, citing "a sudden bout of sanity."

With those long Camel-like eyelashes, and a nose that just doesn't quit, and the light-diarrhea complexion that makes ordinary white bints swoon, Inzayne had tremendous appeal in a "boy band" noted for it's "diverse" look.

"Yes," Slimy Towel grinned, "I put them together because they each have a different creepy quality. Some have heavily hair-sprayed tufts of hair, some keep it greasy, some like it messy, pubic and smelly. All the guys sing in the same nauseating way, though. But physically, just look at them. They buy their clothes in different charity shops in order to get that chav-like, "who the fuck cares about fashion" fashion the girls love so much.

Of course some have tattoos, others have tattoos, and a few have tattoos. And for hobbies, well, they are all into getting blowjobs in their hotel rooms, but they don't all insist that the bints swallow. And a few don't mind if they get finished off by Graham Norton, or Sir Elton and David taking turns."

So what, WHAT caused Inzayne to suddenly come to his senses? Was it when he had to turn down a blowjob from David Walliams?

"Oh, HIM..." Inzayne laughs, "he wanted me to dress in drag and turn up on Britain's Got Tail Lint. What a strange fellow."

"Actually," he says, "I left because I let down fans of really bad music. White girls with no taste, have been chasing us all over the world. Even more bizarre, Japanese and other Asian girls have done it, too, and once you realize their cunts ARE vertical, even if the eyes are slanty, then you know that it's all just the same thing. So I'm forming "JUAN DIRECTION" to appeal to HISPANIC CHICKS!"

"Si," says his new manager, Slimy Towel, "Inzayne really wants to connect with girls like Selena Gomez, who sucked off Just A. Beeper. The Latina skin color and the Paki color are a good match, too. We're heading for One Direction: one religion on Earth and one skin color!"

Music industry pandits (a form of Middle-Eastern pundit) say that Inzayne is wise to move on to a new ethnic group.

"I can't pretend that white women appeal to me," says Inzayne, "and I'm well aware that my mum is a white woman. But Dad is Pakistani, and I feel I should be moving on. White girls are way too easy. Whether it's abducting them on the street, forcing them into white slavery, or just punching and beating them so they'll have sex with entire gangs of Pakis, there's just NO CHALLENGE. Now, the Latinas are much more feisty. This Gomez bitch actually made Beiber cry! She'll be a challenge for me."

Inzayne also said, "I'm a bad boy. I'm not a wuss like some of the others. THEY can go on Twitter, and THEY can let these white cows blow them, but I want a new, uglier sound to my music, and I want to expand my lyrics by reading more comic books. I love samosas filled with mincemeat, and my mum learned to make good ones or risk being beaten, but NOW I want to see if Latina girls can make some tacos and enchiladas with curry in them, or something like that. I dream SO BIG."

Inzayne, has three Muslim sisters, "And I sure would hate it if white guys went out with them!" Asked if they'll be fan of his new music he shrugs and says, "Women are all stupid. They do what fan magazines say they should do. Now me, I listened to shit like N'Sync, and watched "X Factor" and I put out garbage just like it. Now I'm into quality music, like the stuff Drake does. I'm just glad to know that any idiot shit I do will be lapped up by idiot teen girls who don't know any better."

As to turning his back on being the Prince Naseem of music, and being such an icon for white girls in the U.K., Inzayne shrugs and says, "The big challenge is Latinas. They are mostly Catholic. They need to learn all about Allah! They have to stop bowing to the Pope and start bending over for guys like ME. Hey, did I hear that the Maroon 5 guy, Adam Levine is a Jew? That can't be true, can it? I thought Bob Dylan was the last of THAT tribe. Hasn't some kind of fatwa been passed?"

All seriousness aside, Inzayne says, "Music is what brings us all together...on blogs, forums, torrents...we've all learned to steal it all, and that's fine with me. I make a FORTUNE off touring and merch. I'm set for life. That's why I figured I could easily leave that stupid boy band. Four of those no-talent idiots can muck around on stage just as well without me. OK, with no Muslim in the group, they might very well get machine-gunned in a hotel room someday, but that's life."

OH, Miranda Lambert has a heart for a legless girl

Do celebrities do ANYTHING without a publicist promoting it?

"Her name's Miranda, she's a double-amputation fan...." Nevermind. NOBODY is going to get THAT reference. (Mr. Ochs...obscure vaudevillian song about marijuana and Rudolph Valentino...)

Gee, one of the richest bitches in country music took time out to SIGN A WOODEN LEG.

I'm not knocking Miranda...I know nothing of her brand of shitty music (she ain't Juice Newton! Not even Mindy McCready!). I just wonder why there's always BIG INK for stories like this.

It seems SOMEBODY just happens to tell the media "guess what THIS STAR did." Or even better, there's a camera crew following the "celebrity" who is visiting that terminal ill kid in the hospital. There's the camcorer squad from TMZ when a rocker invites that guy with Alzheimer's to get wheeled on stage so he can hear a chorus of "Don't Stop Thinkin' About Tomorrow."

You'll note that these stars are NEVER shown giving away MONEY. No. They don't want to have their Twitter or Farcebook account inundated with "How about ME" requests. But if it's a STUNT? You bet. And you can bet the media would've said, "Mmmm, signing a wooden leg? Not too interesting. Wait. She's a DOUBLE amputee? And a KID? And it's Miranda Lambert?? We're in." In other words, if it was Danielle Peck, they'd say, "Oh, not a big enough name. She's probably just doing it for the publicity and WE won't be USED like THAT."

So we get stupid shit like: "Oooh, Ed Sheeran surprised a bint at her third or fourth wedding," doesn't he look just like Boris Becker's butt!

What next: "Oprah went to the incontinence ward and left a roll of paper towels under everyone's seat."

There are stars who do a lot of nice things and never ask or want publicity. They go to schools, they visit burn wards or other places with less-than-photogenic needy people, they write out money orders that they have a secretary send anonymously...and don't seem to have this need for the entire world to know how NICE and CONDESCENDING they are.

Most people just DO IT. I donate to charity, and don't make a fucking fuss about it. I don't go on Twatter or Farcebook and say, "I just donated...so should you," or had my PUBLICIST "leak" the story, as in: "Guess what THIS wonderful guy did, that he's too modest to tell us about..."

I wouldn't be surprised if Juice Newton sent 50 gallons of juice and 100 boxes of Fig Newtons to some needy kids around Christmas in Kentucky somewhere. She just didn't feel like calling attention to herself. Maybe a few years ago Mindy McCready brought some guy back to her hotel, a guy who bought a ticket to one of her shows, using the money he was saving to hire a hooker for his annual birthday sex. Now THAT is putting the CUNT in COUNTRY music.

Meanwhile Miranda's manager is probably e-mailing a few hundred amputees, "Sorry, Miranda can't make it to your house to sign a fake leg. And no, don't MAIL one to us, even with return postage. However, if you can make it to one of her shows, and you bring a cameraman, something might be arranged...

"...PS, if you're male and have lost your arms and legs, don't by at the stage door and shout the "Hey, I rang the doorbell didn't I" gag. Miranda ain't Mindy McCready!"

NOBODY wants their MTV - Internet killed the MT Video Stars

According to Roiling Bone, ratings are DOWN for MTV.

That's news to me. I didn't even think there WAS an MTV anymore.

Last I checked, the place that was once full of homely black guys, white douchebags, and a few borderline perkies and sluts, had yielded most of their time to terrible teen sitcoms nobody wanted to watch.

It seems that somehow, with 100's of cable channels specializing in everything from videos for dogs, to snooker 24-7 to inane women's talk shows, to incomprehensible shit in foreign languages, MTV would be around somewhere if you surfed long enough.

What can I say? "Find yourself a new PARADIGM," and "SELL T-SHIRTS" and "Eat shit and DIE."

Today, aside from extremely wealthy no-talents like Ed "Boris Becker's Bollocks" Sheeran or Mumford and Buns, NOBODY is making music videos, and yes, if they do, they throw 'em on the Net for FREEEEEEEEE and take a percentage in GooTube dollars or Vimeobucks. This percentage is not much, of course. The same nickels and dimes Spotify tosses at the panhandlers now giving away music on their site while the rest of it is stolen on forums and torrents and blogs.

Remember when MTV was actually fun? And everyone got excited over a risque video? Or something stupid like a bunch of sluts in plastic garbage bags stomping around shouting "I Eat Cannibals?" How about a woman well over 40 in a cheerleader outfit, her eyes popping like her tampon just exploded, squealing "Hey MICKEY!" Ian Dury as a cornerman watching Roger Daltrey get the shit beaten out of him.

You stayed around watching for an hour or two, discovering new artists, buying the records, and amassing hours and hours of VHS tape so you could re-watch Blondie being a slut, or a slut being Blondie. Oh well.

There's Beyonce and there's Vimeo. There's aerobics passing for dancing. There's fat-faced fags singing ballads. If you look around enough, you might find something ludicrous but somewhat entertaining, like Bob Dylan pretending to be a 40's noir detective (yes, even if his hair looks like something Harpo would laugh at) or Weird Al in drag making fun of Lady Sogga.

PS, GooTube is LOADED with music videos from sap-faced guys in their 40's and 50's self-indulgently shoving their mugs at a bad camcorder, and croaking worthless original tunes and even more ridiculous cover versions of pop hits. There are off-key bints staring at the sheet music propped up near their monitor and getting the lyrics wrong anyway. There are idiots simply stealing any song they can find and uploading it with a picture of the artist and the caveat, "I do not own copyright, this is fair use."

You call that progress? No wonder there's no such thing anymore as progressive rock.

Got any KHAT, Stevens?

The Muzzies have their own drugs, and no, redneck meth isn't what they like. Nor da black man's reefer-ganja mon. Forget the Native American mushrooms, too. Or the traditional white man's alkie-howl.

The Allah-Kazams find magic in chewing on some kind of plant that grows wherever there's camel dung. Now that they're overpopulating America, there's actually been a bust for...KHAT!

Do you suppose this junk is helping to make 'em so paranoid? So hyper?

It seems that in the Middle East, some lucky person not a fuzzy-wuzzy Muzzy, might be invited into the inner bowels to witness the mystic joy of Arab druggery. Guys sit around with a whole bunch of this filthy rabbit fodder, chew on it like they're going down on goat dick, and then spit (like camels). The floor of the cave is soon reeking with wet, soggy bits of KHAT. And...

After that, I have the idea that these human Q-tips just sit there in a stupor till their diapers are loaded with rectal hummus and their bearded mouths drool like incontinent ape vagina.

Then they jump to their feet and shout "INFIDEL" (which used to be what Cuban whores shouted to Castro). Then they go in search of something to behead, rape, or behead and then rape.

Yes, as soon as the insular babblers take up enough territory to make entire streets "No-GO zones" for non-believers, the cops won't even DARE to try and get past the machine guns and arrest anyone for their unholy drug-lust.

In the meantime, some Habeeb or other might very well whisper, "Got any KHAT, Stevens?" To which Stevens would reply, "Yes, but call me YUSUF." Just like Bayan Yusuf, one of the dealers who will serve a few years in jail, eating Halal meals and promising the guards they will all be exploded and their wives raped as soon as he gets out.

JIHAD ATTACK ON KATY PERRY'S TITS - Ha Ha, Like the Kike Jokes?

Oh, we LOVE the Internet, honest, we do. We DO.

Once in a while someone tries to "ruin our fun" by complaining about Pirate Bay or 4Chan or other noble sites that champion "freedom of speech."

Some even think it's bad that kids can go on line and view all kinds of sex and gore websites, which can warp them into heartless monsters.

Happily, bullying, porn, bootlegging, insults and MORE porn...RULE!

That's right, Katy. These guys aren't saying "ha ha, it's a Photoshop fake." And no no, better tuck your pretty heads in the soft sand, Ashley Judd and Taylor Swift and Emily Watson or YOU will get WORSE.

The website pretends to be run by our favorite people in the world, the filthy Arab swine.

After all, WHO are the most feared race on Earth? The filthy Arab swine.

So the message here is, if you DARE to object, ladies, you will get "THE LARA LOGAN," which is, Arab hands up your cunt till you pass out, and you'll still feel it YEARS later, and have to go to the hospital. And no, relations with your husband will NEVER be the same.

Around the world, people may hate and despise the Jews, and whisper that Jews control the banks and not a single Jew died in the Holocaust, but they don't say BOO about how it is that the Jews, so RICH, don't have the BILLIONS that ISIS does.

Wouldn't it seem that the evil Jews, who drink the blood of Christian babies, and are the Devil spawn, would be using their banking skills, and their knowledge of science, and cutting diamonds, and inventing psychiatry, to RULE THE WORLD? Why is it that ISIS and HAMAS and PROCOL HARUM are doing that? Why is it that Jews are basically living on a sliver of a sandbox, and cringing in little shops in the USA, France, England and Germany while Arabs emigrate all over, push everyone around, cloak themselves in disguises, demand Halal meals for their school brats, refuse to assimilate, and stink up the air with their butchered goats and their hummus?

Nevermind.

Let's not say a word about all the terrorist attacks around the globe done by Muslims. Let's keep scapegoating kikes.

Let's all scream about the fucking Jews controlling everything when there's 15 million of 'em and TWO BILLION Muslims, and it's the Muslims who have ALL the money and who have the terrorist organizations that are outdoing the Colombian drug cartels and the Mafia in spreading destruction, extortion and fear to EVERYONE EVERYWHERE.

So it's only natural that this website, a variant on a thousand "Celebrity Abuse" websites, openly considers themselves performing JIHAD on rich bitches that deserve it.

Soon enough will come beheading videos and photos of naked women, which will go nicely with "Rotten" dot com sites that happily show pictures of Sharon Tate's bloody corpse. What fun!

Oh...and along with humiliating women and invading their privacy, don't neglect the KIKE jokes!

Abusing and humiliating women, and tossing in some Jew jokes. Come on, IF I'M BEING HONEST...what's not to like?

The site is probably run by some nasty Jews. Maybe it's the son of the late Al Goldstein, the publisher of SCREW. Or it's just some bunch of British kids in a basement somewhere, wearing their Guy Fawkes masks and mum's knickers, and having SUCH a lot of fun as far away from actual vaginas as they can get.

Now, here's something amusing: a kerfuffle over a TWEET.

What? There's actual INDIGNATION and morality SOMEWHERE in the world? Well, yes. Not much, but...

There is actually a teeny-tiny bunch of people, called broadcasters (not "shock jocks") who are NOT allowed to say bad words like "boobs."

They are not allowed to call women sluts, cunts or twats.

They could ACTUALLY get fired for behaving like a 14 year-old.

Astonishing, isn't it? In a world where eBay allows sales of "celebrity fantasy" porn in their "adult section," and the London Daily Fail runs pictures of "wardrobe malfunctions" and slutty rap idiots in thongs so tiny it looks like they're naked, a TWEET actually got reported with...indignation!

Oh, tell us MORE...

Goodness gracious!

Can you imagine? A radio broadcaster actually sweating about losing his job? Calling himself "stupid?" Apologizing because he liked an incompetent woman's TITS? She was hired because of her TITS not because she knows anything about sports.

Clearly this "exception" will happen less and less. Women will have to learn that they are going to be insulted, abused, visually raped, victimized by upskirt pictures and Photoshop jobs and humiliating telephoto lens views and snickering "wardrobe malfunction" pictures if their skirts waft up in the breeze (even if, like Taylor Swift, they're wearing full coverage knickers).

More and more, the JIHAD is taking over.

As with musicians and actors and writers, who have discovered themselves raped by free downloads of their music, books, TV shows and movies, women are just going to have to grin and realize they are getting the JIHAD. Just like ISIS, and HAMAS and PROCOL HARUM, guys who run websites like JIHAD, or sell fake nudes on eBay or circulate "revenge porn" in forums are NOT going to stop, are NOT going to jail, and are NOT going to have their FUN ruined.

Like climate change, we have "taste change." Tastes are changing. They are getting more brutal, nasty, unforgiving, jeering, snotty, sarcastic, vicious and bratty. Don't like it? TOUGH TITTIES!

KATY PERRY TITTIES! Come on, aren't you just waiting for your friends, your neighbors, your sister, your wife...to have nude photos on some Croatian "ARSEBOOK" website where Mr. Zinfuck laughs and says "I'm a PIRATE and I'm NEVER taking these pictures down." Aren't you gonna LOVE it when pictures of you in a public restroom are on "MEGA DUMP LOAD," the website run by Kim Snotcom, the millionaire who is making a fortune off your embarassment and humiliation? Come on, that's FREEDOM OF SPEECH! Don't start a kerfuffle. Accept that in the 21st Century there's no privacy. No taste. No rules. You are either part of the JIHAD, HA HA HA, or...

...you are the VICTIM.