Some women really NEED the paint.
Take "ARIANNY CELESTE," a cunt whose only talent is doing a mini-wave to the camera with her precious little paw. She does that after she minces around the UFC ring holding up a ring card with 1,2,3,4 or 5 on it.
Fortunately for her inability to count, UFC matches only go up to five rounds.
Guys sigh and sigh over her and her fake name, but what if they managed to take her back to the Holiday Inn?
It turns out she has a flat ass, is just another boring bitch who, in a swimming pool with the paint washed off, ain't too interesting. She's also the type of cunt who blabs on the phone all the time.
She's not that different from any Mexican nanny taking a few hours off to sunbathe, go swimming, or yap on the phone while the babies cry and shit themselves.
The middle picture, yeah, her fake tits float. "Without tits, there'd be a bounty on bitches." Indeed, this would account for the success of trannies (aka "she males" or "chicks with dicks.") Put a pair of tits on a guy, and how many horny bastards would be using the available mouth and asshole? That tells you how important TITS are.
Lotta guys don't seem to be playing the "crying game" when they can get a blowjob from a creature who wears paint and has obvious TITS under that sweater. Street hookers complain that the aggressive trannies are taking away business and doing it for lower prices, too!
Here's Arianny when they paint her up and when Cilla Blackledge is taking the photos!
It's illusion. It's paint. It's silicone. Another ten years, and Arianny will be 180 pounds, most of it burrito.
There are plenty of them, from the idiotic Kardashian trio of twats to the deceased Nicole Simpson. Kourtney insists she's ONLY attracted to black guy, while Kim certainly let a white dipstick invade her much-abused openings. But the unkindly term may be "owned" by Vonn, as she's not only a famous bimbo, but has gone the extra mile by taking selfies of her shaved Black Hole of Calcutta.
She seems to have made sure that her black lovers get souvenir pictures of being "in the pink." Pictures like these:
There are other shots that show her face a lot more, but who the fuck cares about her face?
There are women who just happen to end up with somebody of another ethnicity, and it's pure love. At least for a while. Peggy Lipton and Quincy Jones for a while, Priscilla Coolidge and Booker T. Jones for a while. These girls ain't "mudsharks."
THAT perjorative term goes to the reverse-racist twats who will ONLY go black. The turn-on is pretty mental, a desire to be bad, to be daring, to be on some kind of kinky kick in thinking that this is an extra-submissive thing to do. Whatever. It goes beyond the average slut being attracted to the average chav, or the good girl finding a bad boy and trying to tame him or just be his rag doll.
But why analyze it any further? There's Vonn's worn out puffy-droopy-lipped vag, and duh play-uhhhs are welcome to it.
OK. They insult Lindsey Vonn, and she deserves it.
The ex-dick holster for racist (loves to abuse white women) Tiger Woods, she's found more black guys to pound her shaved twat. AND...CelebJihad makes fun of it using all that un-PC language that is actually quite amusing.
A few close-ups please. Gosh Lindsey, you are BARELY covering your worn-out cunt and that pocky, cellulite, old beat up ass.
Should we mind our bees wax? (Ha ha, that's an AMERICAN expression only an AMERICAN would use!!)
Lindsey Vonn may be the first celeb to die of a vagina prolapse.
No, no, make that ANAL prolapse.
"We're just swingers. We tie mice to our tampon strings and watch them squeal and rock back and forth.
"We don't charge. Much. But the swinger hotel we use in Blackpool DOES charge blokes about 150 pounds each...
"By the way, we ARE a REAL hen party. Those are NOT feathered masks we're wearing! This is how we look! Cluck cluck cluck cluck..."
"I put up this ad because I'm SO sincere. It's just SO hard to walk around the streets of Blackpool and find a guy who'd start up a conversation with me. Or keep the conversation going once I mentioned money.
"I love fun, I'm not serious (except about money) and I do travel. At least, over to the Skanklin Hotel..."
"It's very inventive, and she's certainly talented, but it MIGHT be a little too graphic for our next event in Oldham..."
