What a Miracle, he isn't DEAD yet

"It looks bleak." 

What, this Dutch Douche is about to DROP DEAD? 

Of course not. It's just the bearded Drama Queen calling attention to himself in his pathetic shitbox, for his turd-headed followers. All two of them. There's always a few who need a really false idol to worship. 

Two days ago he was pouting and sobbing, claiming to be in the ICU. "It looks bleak." He was probably just going in for an ordinary check-up "on the government's teat." 

Because here he is, ba-a-a-a-a-ck as if NOTHING HAPPENED to him. Nothing about his miracle cure, just his usual pathetic need to give away old garbage. Anyone really want more KRAFTWERK? Sorry fat Dutch Nazi, everybody's already said HEIL to that. 

There he goes, chattering away like an old monkey. SO important to him. Nothing else in his worthless life. Not even his mommy-wife. 

Oh, and of course, getting shot down only means he pops up with a new obnoxiously-named bloggy-poo.

 

"I am the Princess of Blogs!" What an achievement. He can get all the blogs he wants. 

It looks BLEAK...so I'm spending my dying days in a shoutbox

"Make good use of the time you have left," said the bearded drama queen.

He's Taken a TURN FOR THE WORSE

Can you upload the sound of a broken record?

Oh, he replied, he does it FOR THE GOOD OF MANKIND!

Yeah, muddy, you're getting bored of his games, but you don't dare complain too much. YOU will get USER KILLED, and all you'll get from your creepy idol is haughty remarks about "the good of mankind" and a stubborn desire to keep GETTING EVEN. Or so he thinks.

THE END OF THE WORLD!

"Hallo! 

Kim Jung-Un has announced his Nuke is almost finished. Tomorrow he will send it flying toward CAL E. FORNIA and blow half of America off the map! I am so emotional! I am crying!

What this means is that you in America have 24 HOURS to email me for the WETRANSFER links to my SOFT MUSIC COLLECTION of SAMBAS. Do not DELAY. Only 24 HOURS left! My way or the highway! Get it now or not at all!" 

There, Snookums...YOU can grow up to be LISA APPLETON

Christ, what ARE they thinking? 

Even if you DON'T have children, you should know better than to keep on promoting idiots like Viley Virus, Kuntrashian, or THIS repulsive load of Bird's Pudding: 

This appeared on an AMERICAN news website. NOBODY in America knows who the FUCK this fat-assed whore is. The one with the black-and-blue mark on her ass.

Ah, click this POPULAR topic, and you're taken across the pond to THE SUN. Yes, the British tabloids have always been notorious for running pix of naked models. But that was a category. A parent could say, "Well, that's a naked model. Women like that pose in Playboy and Razzle, and that's as far as they go." 

Try to explain why some bitch like Lisa Appleton or Kim Kuntrashian is considered a STAR! "A REALITY STAR." The reality of this is beyond disgusting. 

So is Lisa Appleton: 

The BAD news, Shauna, is that guyyyyysssss will look at ANYTHING with TITS and a TWAT. 

Hell, they'll look at somebody with TITS and a DICK. 

There's nothing too appetizing or erotic about a dumb fat-ass whose monkey mouth hangs open as she grabs at her exposed blubber. She looks retarded. 

The lesson, we are told by idiot bitches, is "This is EMPOWERING. She doesn't have a great body, and it's OK! Women can be overweight and ugly, and STILL show off their bodies and people will LOOK! Isn't that wonderful? Lena Dunham! Lisa Appleton! Grrrrrl powerrrrrrr." 

And the lessons that the feminists taught in the 60's and 70's, when they fought to be called MS and not identified by marriage? Forget that shit. 

The dumbing down of the culture will continue until North Korea blows the world up. If ISIS or Pakistan doesn't do it first. North Korea had the fucking nerve to declare that they want to blow Japan out of the water and turn America into ashes. And all the world does is huff about sanctions? While this maniac country continues to work on building a nuke? 

It's not spooky enough to realize that some of the most unstable idiots on the planet already have nuclear weapons. One of the big fears for Bill Clinton was the Taliban taking over Pakistan and some bearded bastard pushing the button so everybody could either go to Allah or go to hell. The continued war in Afghanistan, according to Bill Maher (and who is more of an expert) is about having a U.S. presence near to Pakistan to help control any radical Islam assholes from taking it over. 

Meanwhile, the reason to enjoy life is seeing Lisa Appleton naked, in all her overweight glory, with her blobby arms and slobby gut. ARM A GUT ON.

Fat Shaming? Hell, LENA is PROUD TO BE A PIG

While the HBO hit 'Game of Thrones' is known for giving nerds and ugly fat old farts named George a chance to see topless teens, a worse travesty on HBO involves...

LENA DUNG HEAP. Aka Lena Dunham. AKA Ham Face and Pig Body. 

For some reason, the current trend among comediennes is to be fat, repulsive and proud of it. Roseanne was the exception years ago. She sneered about being a selfish blob, and all the trailer trash idiots in America identified with her.

Then, SMART women invaded comedy, and there was Brett Butler, Ellen Degeneres, Judy Tenuta, and then Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Chelsea Handler, Sarah Silverman and many more. Yes, some of them played on being weird, or being dirty, but they were funny. And if you didn't laugh at them, you could understand why others did. 

Somehow, from Degeneres the world of ha-ha- twat has degenerated into "hey, I'm a dirty ugly pig who likes to get naked!" Oh, HO HO HO. 

Yes, the BIG thrill on her horrible HBO show is how often she GETS NAKED. And if you don't want to see her small titted fat-hipped ugly body, toooooo baaaaaaad. She's here and she's...DISGUSTING.

Pig-face stand-up slob Amy Schumer, while not waddling around naked (her cousin IS the senior Senator from New York) is just as annoying. Don't find her funny? Then you must be sexist. If you're a WOMAN and don't find her funny, you're into fat-shaming. 

What's next TALENT shaming? You're no longer allowed to say that somebody is simply a mediocre cunt?

HERE IS THE PROOF I WAS THERE!

And now, a word from the Dutch Douche himself:

"I am SO emotional! I post here, becource if I post on my own blog I will only blow it up in a day or two. This shud be a perminate record. There are terrabyte, uh, terrabull peeple who deny 9/11 happened or that I was there! 

"Of curse I was there! I was at the Mary Yott. I know I have said I was across the way in New Jersey watching. Then I said I was uptown. Or did I say downtown? Where IS the Mary Yott? Anyhoo, here is the real thing! Photo! You can beleeve, like my photo of Laura Bush showing her bush. 

"See I yam covered with shit and soot and dirt and grease from my Applebees double hamburger with extra Gouda. I am with my boyfriends Zin Hoff and Christer Andersen. We had to eggsit the area. Just seeing this makes me emotional. What can I do? Maybe post a complete discography of Brian Wilson or Neil Young! As I like to say in the shitbox, "It beats paying for music!" Yes. 

"I tell you, like I told you on the anniversary Die Anna died, REMEMBER! And don't forget to email me for links to today's 2GB of Hawaiian muuuuuuusic! Aloha!!"

Goodbye, Aussie Bitch

Selling a few stinky knickers and...suspended. 

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaansy

But haven't we seen this before? Like a few weeks ago?

He keeps giving and taking away. He keeps being so generous and then he throws his tantrums.
 


Ugly fat pathetic old bearded baby with nothing better to do than tease, scream, moan about himself, and show pictures of himself and whine because he's noticed his lip is too fat and he must be dying.

The crazy bastard, within a few minutes, posts that he might be disfigured for life, and in the next, his biggest concern is giving some moron more muuuuuuusic.

You find NICE things in used book stores!

NIKKI? Why not BUFFY, SHAUNA or SEKA?

In case you don't know, the United States Ambassador to the United Nations...has a fucking PORN name.

NIKKI.

She looks like an ex-porn actress, too. She looks like she went from 3-ways with black guys to being a waitress at Waffle House, too old and worn out to make dirty movies anymore. Just clean dirty dishes. 

But she's the United States Ambassador to the United Nations.

I guess she fits right in, doesn't she, when the leader of North Korea is a pudgy androgyne with a rick-sized dick, the head of Russia is a latent homosexual obsessed with taking his shirt off and showing his tits, and the Prez is a corrupt ex-Casino owner and reality TV whiz with the silliest hair since Bozo the Clown. 

NIKKI.

OK, NIKKI, what's your answer to Un-the-Goon playing with an H-Bomb right after aiming missiles at Japan? 

Yeah, "enough is enough." SO? China and other countries merely offered "sanctions." Like, "we won't sell Un-the-Goon any more coal. And we won't give him medical aid. And we won't buy is dog-burgers or whatever the fuck Moth Korea exports. 

The answer, which nobody seems to want to admit, is for a pre-emptive strike staged by America, Russia and China, that blows Un-the-Goon sky-high. Take out his fucking palace. Take out his government buildings. Just BLOW this fucker away. 

Saddam had to go. Khadaffy had to go. THIS asshole has to go. Putin is supposed to be so good with spies? He's ex-KGB? He can't pay for a few North Korean soldiers to defect and shoot Un-the-Goon in the head in return for a million bucks? How about England with its James Bond characters? America with its fabulous Gravy Seals and the CIA and the rest of it? 

You wanna tell me that there's no way to bribe some North Koreans, or to pin-point this bunch of assholes and blow them to bits? That our hopes rest on some bitch named NIKKI grumping on TV? 

PS, the rest of the world leaders have done the equivalent of squeaking, "There will be a letter in The Times about this!" Everybody "condemns" what Un-the-Goon did? It's time to blow this beach ball up. Two words: 

KILL HIM.

If you've got to take out a few buildings, well, too fucking bad. You don't threaten the entire world and expect the entire world to say "We surrender."

Roasted Retard - Burning Man Dimwit Dies

Say, here's an idea for a GOOD time: go join 70,000 pagan-minded morons and take drugs and listen to shitty music and BUILD A BIG BONFIRE...and then run into it. 

And you thought ISIS cornered the market on backward, ignorant crazies. 

Sure, let's have more ridiculous superstition in the world, more dangerous rituals, more dumbass morons finding the cheapest of thrills.

Fer Chrissake, who the FUCK is excited by the sight of a fire? Neanderthals and pyromaniacs. Some children. And 70,000 shit-for-brains rock dopes? 

Doesn't it seem like Darwin was wrong? We're in the 21st century, but SOME people think that entertainment is doing with American Indian lunatics did a century ago: create a giant bonfire and whoop and take mushrooms. It's what religious nitwits in England did, at least according to "Wicker Man," a movie that concerns building a huge pagan creature and setting fire to it...maybe with somebody inside as a sacrifice.

JESUS, just when you think people can't get more stupid and backward, THEY DO. 

Obviously the jerk who ran into the fire was high. But is that an excuse? There are primitives who walk on fire as part of a ritual. There are lunatic Islam jerks who have died doing some "rite of fire" exercise, or burning some bitch for being a witch. 

There's NO excuse for having a fucking rock festival that involves setting fire to a gigantic figure, be it God, Devil or Roger Waters look-alike. You think the creeps who make money off this annual marshmallow-brain event will STOP? Never. Not till the world catches fire and burns up all the money, and themselves with it.

SHAUNA! Get on GooTube and HUFF & PUFF about THIS!!

Ohhhh, HOW COULD THEY! 

Those meanies have done a PARODY on the world's most powerful pop tart, TAYLOR SWIFT!

Hmmm, Taylor. This IS an interesting challenge for you. Do you go after them for using YOUR MUSIC? Your TRADEMARKED name? Your INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY?

Technically, you could win. You SHOULD win. "Parody" doesn't mean somebody can take your actual music and put porn photos over it. "Parody" would be if they got a Taylor sound-alike (oooooh, Shauna, we'll pay you a fiverrrrrr) to sing faked up lyrics. 

Come on, Taylor. DARE you to do something about it!!

My guess is.... 

TAYLOR SWIFT WILL IGNORE THIS. 

Her lawyer will say, "If we file a complaint, Jihad will spread the news all over the Net to get as many HITS as they can, before they take it down. IF they take it down. Better to PRETEND that you DON'T KNOW it exists.

Like the fake nudes on eBay you never stopped.