5 MESSINGS THE MUSIC INDUSTRY CAN'T LEARN FROM TV

For a moment there, the savior could be seen on a slice of toast.

Here, The Daily Beast (I think that used to be Newsweek's website) gives us the simple answer to the death of the music business:

WOW...Five easy lessons to FIX THE WHOLE MUSIC INDUSTRY!

AND...it opened by declaring that the Seniormole Mephisto assholes of the world were wrong, and that "Giving Away" music is both stupid and inefficient!

So I continued to read...with ever increasing frustration...and pessimism.

The author declares that TV is having a "renaissance." It began with The Sopranos, and now, with "The Wire," "Breaking Bad" and "True Detective," people are happily watching TV and...PAYING FOR IT.

"HBO and its peers have proven that consumers will embrace a subscription-based model for content, but you need to give them a reason to do so..."

Uh, not quite, Mr. Beast. First off, you can get anything you want via the torrents and forums. I don't subscribe to Netflix or HBO. I also don't have the fucking time for hour upon hour of complicated spy bullshit, dreary police procedurals, or inane sword-and-sandal fantasy shit with the added attraction of NAKED BOOBIES.

But let's give Mr. Beast his due. No question, HBO makes money, and Netflix rose from the ashes of "little DVD discs you mail back and forth and hope don't get scratched" to a pay-for-stream success.

So? "Here are the five lessons the music business needs to learn from TV..." the Beast declares

1. Target adults, not kids.

This should be obvious to the music execs, but somehow they haven’t figured it out yet. Fourteen-year-olds will not support a subscription-based model for music. HBO realized that the dumbing down of network TV left a large group of consumers under-served, namely sophisticated grown-ups—and these were the same people with the most disposable income to spend on entertainment.

In contrast, the major record labels are still stuck in kiddie land. No wonder they’re convinced they have to give away their product for free: their core target market is the poorest demographic group in the country—and also the group with the time and know-how to use complicated pirating tools.

Put simply, the recording industry needs to grow up, because the high-potential consumers they need to survive have already done so.

2. Embrace complexity.

Have you noticed how complex the hot new TV shows are nowadays? A few days ago, Malcolm Gladwell pointed to TV as proof that attention spans aren’t getting shorter. “Thirty years ago,” he explains, “you could go and get a sandwich in the middle of a Kojak episode, come back and still follow it. Today, if you get a glass of water in the middle of Homeland you have to pause and go back.”

Complexity appeals to the sophisticated grown-ups mentioned above. But also, more complex content inspires repeated listenings and greater long-term loyalty. The subscription TV networks have figured this out. Meanwhile the music industry is hoping that simple songs, without harmonic modulations and built on repeated-note melodies, will solve their problems. They won’t.

3. Improve the technology.

Fifty years ago, most households still owned clunky black-and-white TV sets. The picture quality was lousy, and the set was always breaking down. How times have changed! Television has gone high tech with big screens, crystal-clear pictures, and concert-hall audio.

Meanwhile, the music business has moved in the opposite direction. In a telling repudiation of its corporate priorities, serious music fans increasingly want to own vinyl from 50 years ago. It’s a hassle tracking down those old albums, but who can blame these audio junkies? They are tired of the flattened, compressed sound from today’s digital devices, and want something better.

Think about this: music is the only branch of the entertainment world to embrace progressively inferior technologies. Movie theaters have upgraded their experience. Video games have achieved unprecedented standards of visual quality, far beyond what the inventors of Pong and Pac-Man ever dreamed of. No one wants to watch TV shows on a 1964 console. But music devices sound worse than they did a half-century ago.

4. Resist tired formulas.

My big gripe with the old TV shows was their reliance on predictable formulas. How many times can you watch a sitcom featuring a family sitting in the living room insulting each other? How many times can you sit through the predictable cowboy shoot-out, medical cure by the star doctor, or even arrest by the good-looking crime scene investigator?

Every one of the old shows suffered from the same obvious problem: you could predict how the story would end even before it started, so why watch at all? But the beauty of the smart new TV shows is that you still aren’t sure how it ended, even after you’ve seen it—hence the endless debates about the conclusion of The Sopranos or Breaking Bad. At every step in the process, the masterminds behind the award-winning new TV show are resisting the formulas of the genre, and striving for fresh, unpredictable narratives.

The music industry should learn from this. Every album and song nowadays is marketed as part of a genre—rock, hip-hop, country, jazz, etc. But the very decision to sell songs to targeted genre fans has turned into an aesthetic straitjacket. The labels rely on formulas and rules because their genre categories are defined by them. Yet much of the best new music defies genre classification; great artists take chances and cross boundaries. Record labels struggle to promote and sell this music because they have created an entire downstream system defined by the old formulas. They need to emulate the boldness with which the leading pay TV networks have sabotaged genre recipes.

5. Invest in talent and quality.

An amazing battle between two different philosophies has taken place on our TV screens during the last 15 years. The reality TV model, embraced by broadcast networks, is built on the radical view that you don’t need trained actors or high-priced talent. You can take Snooki off the streets of New Jersey and turn her into a celebrity star.

HBO and its peers have adopted the opposite approach. They believe in traditional metrics of talent, and are willing to pay for those who measure up. HBO spent $18 million to get Martin Scorsese behind the pilot of Boardwalk Empire. In recent years, they’ve hired Jonathan Franzen, Michael Chabon and other leading literary authors to work on pilots and series. When Netflix decided to back House of Cards, they were willing to pay top dollar for Kevin Spacey—Snooki wasn’t good enough. These were both daring and expensive moves, and not all of them worked, but the overall impact of investing in highly-trained talent has been decisive. The new renaissance in television would never have happened without this commitment to excellence.

The music industry is still stuck in the old model. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve been told that traditional standards of musicianship don’t matter any more. Singers don’t really need to know how to sing, because Auto-Tune will fix it all. You don’t need a real drummer, because a cheap machine can do the same thing. We can argue about each of these statements, but you can’t debate what’s actually happening at the major labels. Do you see them hiring the best graduates from Juilliard or Berklee? They would laugh at you if you even suggested it. They know that the Snooki path to celebrity is the model to follow, because the public doesn’t really care about musicianship and those tired traditional metrics of talent.

Maybe they are right. But, then again, maybe the music execs ought to turn on their TV set, and pay close attention. Some folks are backing old-school talent. And guess what? They don’t have to give their content away for free.

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Easy. Simple A 5 step program. So what's wrong with what Mr. Beast wrote? First off, music IS a kiddie medium. Look at Viley Virus and Bieber. Remember The Beatles and The Monkees and The Osmonds. Who bought it? KIDS. With their parents' money.

Second problem: music is a dead medium. McCartney, Elton, Jagger...they are writing and singing the same shit. Only not as good. Same with country and rap. There hasn't been a good new classical composition in 50 years, if not 100.

Third problem...it's a minority of people who care about quality...just as there's a minority who own 50 inch plasma TV screens and care about 3D. People are happy with mp3. They are happy with the convenience of iTunes and the easy of..YOUTUBE and other instantly available FREE pirated music.

Complexity? It might work for "The Wire" but the average person doesn't like Stravinsky. Miles Davis. Frank Zappa. So much for complexity.

At best, there will always be some new singer-songwriter that people will want to see in concert, but who won't make much money off the music. "Weird Al" got his new album to #1 but spent a fortune to do it...with a huge publicity campaign keyed to expensive FREE music videos. He'll be lucky to make back a penny, and if he does, it'll be due to touring and t-shirts.

The music business, like the related business of opera, ballet, and symphony orchestras...is fucked. It's that simple. It's getting more dumbed-down every day...with stupid twerking bitches, obnoxious dumbass rappers, jerky "boy bands" and "Baby" singers, the usual big-hat country clowns, the boring Taylor Swift-type pretty kitties, and no work for intelligent or complex artists (who didn't make that much money anyway...Randy Newman had one freak hit with "Short People" and most critically acclaimed rock bands starved).

The answer is to combat piracy...to stop making it so easy to steal everything, and to underline simple ordinary respect for human rights and copyright. Instead, piracy is continuing to grow...it's killing the publishing world, it's killing the movie industry (why doesn't this guy tell me why he chose TV to talk about and not movies) and it's just a fluke that a FEW very popular TV shows are keeping Netflix and HBO afloat. An awful lot of people bitch that they don't want to keep subscribing...and that it's usually only one or two shows that keep 'em hooked. That can't last. It's just too easy to download that wonderful Ricky Gervais or Kevin Spacey show, or whatever the latest "ooh, naked boobies" sci-fi thing might be.

Hope is the thing with feathers.

Spics and Stones will Break Jew Bones...

"Israel had only one goal when it left Gaza in 2005: giving local residents their first chance in history to govern themselves, something not accorded them by the Ottomans, the British or the Egyptians, to govern themselves. All Israel wanted in return was quiet on its border. But that was not to be. Hamas was the reason why."

So writes the Miami Herald...in noting that South America has recalled diplomats from Israel, declared Israel a "terrorist" state, and in general, are behaving like a pack of wild, drug-addled dogs.

South America...where the Nazis fled to find shelter. South America...where the crime rates for drugs and murder are astronomical.

South America...where a white tourist might learn all about genocide...after being robbed and raped.

For most people, South America is unknown territory. Who the fuck would want to go there? All they know, really, is that swarthy Fuhrers like Noriega and Hugo Chavez and Pinochet at various times have denied Democracy to their people...and that most every four-foot little Sasquatch who can crawl out of Paraguay, Uruguay, Guatemala and the rest of the hot spots...will head for America.

So here's South America ready to whore for oil, lick Hamas dick, ally themselves with the bullies of the world, and piss on Israel and its ally North America.

Just change the names of Chile, Argentina, Peru and Venezuela to: Corruption, butchery, ethnic intolerance and greed...

There ya go, Kenny Loggins. KICKSTARTER is the NEW PARADIGM

Oh, silly, SILLY copyright owners.

Take it from a stiff upper lip Brit like Seniormole. We knew all along...giving away music, taking musicians royalties away so that we could have free Rapidshare and Zippyshare accounts...defying the record labels so WE could proclaim ourselves Blogfathers who go Rock...it ALL has worked out just FINE.

OK, the "new paradigm" was supposed to be: "You give away the music, you make money touring and selling t-shirts." But gosh, guys like George Jones and Johnny Winter croaked trying to keep touring. And how many hats does any two-headed monster need?"

But wait, wait, you silly silly people in the "music industry" who don't know better than we do...we, who call ourselves Mephisto and Zinfuck and Cabbagefarts...that "new paradigm" HAS arrived.

Look at LUCKY KENNY LOGGINS!

That's the spirit. Life gives you Loggins...you make Loggins-Aid.

Kenny's joined the Beggar's Banquet...KICKSTARTER. All you have to do, is be pathetic and have fans who feel sorry for you...which is better than having them respect you. Heh heh. Kenny Loggins is dragged down to the level of any street musician! Har har, Me Pirate Hearties! WHO is in control NOW?

OK, not everyone is as lucky as Kenny Loggins. If you're a little more obscure, don't have a website or a big Twitter or Facebook following...if you're not good at social media...YOU don't get the MONEY to MAKE your ALBUM. Too fuckin' bad.

But at least there's going to be a new Kenny Loggins album, and now, Kenny Loggins knows his place. He better be polite. Sign autographs. Ignore Zinfuck and other websites that will bootleg his new album. Kenny's gotta suck up to any surly accountant, hedge fund trader or plumbing shop owner waving $10,000 at him for a private party.

Copyright owner is the Nigger of the World...we make 'em go on Kickstarter and dance...

Skinhead Brian Eno encourages Attacks on Jews

Crawling out of obscurity for his Roger Waters moment of fame...it's Skinhead Brian Eno.

I don't think he lives in Israel, where Hamas tunnels terrorists to attack women and children...where screaming missiles fired by Hamas lead Jews to hide in hallways and doorways for fear that Israel's defense dome might miss the one that blows them up.

To Skinhead Brian Eno, the missiles Hamas fires are "fireworks." Harmless silly fireworks.

I wonder if he thinks that what he says is also harmless and silly...when Jewish store owners experience "the night of the broken glass" again and again, and Jews are attacked on streets all over the world. It's worse than Nazi Germany now. In 1944 only Nazi Germany was targeting Jews. 2014, everyone is. But Brian Eno isn't concerned about such a silly problem.

He's written an attack on Israel and Jews, and it's added fuel to the fire of anti-Semitism. But that's ok. You wouldn't want to call the dear by "Genocidal," now would you?

Brian Eno, while ignoring the kidnap of 250 Nigerian schoolgirls, genocide between Shi'ites and Sunnis, Holy wars between Christians and Muslims all over Africa, the organized crime that is driving people from Paraguay and Brazil to seek asylum in America, the slaughter in Syria, the downing of a plane in Ukraine...while ignoring ALL OF THAT...

Brian Eno focuses on a sandbox hardly bigger than Wales...where Hamas terrorists have taken over Gaza to fire at Israel. Naturally, he chooses to ignore what Hamas does, and call the other side a bunch of genocidal racists.

Can one call Brian Eno a virulent, insane anti-Semite who is aiding and abetting the murder of Jews around the world?

It doesn't take much to raise an army of torch-wielding bullies. Just look at the comments instantly left in support of whatever bilge Brian Eno spews:

This is the power of scapegoating. Hitler knew it well.

The idea for Skinhead Brian Eno, is to have Jewish citizens in England running for their lives...leaving their homes. The better so that some Pakistani people, Muslims from Iran or Iraq, or lovely Palestinians can move in.

Brian Eno doesn't remember terrorism on the bus or in the underground? The photo of a British woman with a burn mask over her face and Lord knows what charred horror underneath...done to her because Muslim religious fanatics decided to make a point?

I guess if Palestinians in England bring Hamas with them and decide that Christians are as heathen as Jews, Brian Eno figures he can save his skin. When he's got the decapitation sword at his neck (like the one used to kill a British soldier on a street in Old Blighty not long ago) he'll point to his screed in the paper. He'll cluck his tongue: "Don't be SILLY...don't kill ME...I'm just a musician...and I'm on YOUR side. I did my best to convince hundreds of anti-Semites to leave angry comments and build up the KILL THE KIKE rhetoric. I did it...for YOU, darlings. My beloved Muslim dears. Psycho killers! Cha cha cha!

Here's the one-sided rant from Skinhead Brian Eno:

You'll note that for fair and balanced reporting, he found some self-hating Jew, of the Noam Chomsky variety, to agree with him. And in case nobody remembers who the fuck Brian Eno is...there's the reference to the legendary Talking Heads, art-rockers extraordinaire.

Striking a match in a dynamite warehouse...that might be silly for some, but the silly ones, in this case, are the Jews. Oh, those silly, silly, SILLY Jews. Don't they know that Hamas missiles are just silly fireworks? Don't they know Hamas doesn't mean it? Don't they know Hamas is NOT a terrorist organization with an avowed mission of GENOCIDE and ethnic cleansing?

Oh, those silly, silly Jews and their kerfuffle. Why don't they behave? My goodness, let's have a cuppa, and shake our heads. Pardon me while I feed my dog Muffin a few table scraps, take her walkies, and busy myself with things that matter...like shaking my head over how silly, SILLY these Israelis are, and patting the backs of terrorists who want to kill them all.

You know, dears, the only real alternative, is for these Jews to...oh...be extinguished. Terminated. The Final Solution, darlings. The excuse is that they're genocidal, not victims of it. Hamas just doesn't like Jews. Who does? But these Jews who have the nerve to fire rockets that hurt innocent Palestinians who do nothing but harbor their terrorist Hamas friends...my my my! Oh, send those Jews off to the gas chamber. Off you go, Jews, you silly people who don't know fireworks when you see them. Off, off you go.

Know what would happen if Iran or Iraq joined in and blew up Israel? "Nice Comments" in the London Daily Mail, that's what! "Good! Glad to be rid of the Israeli beasts and bullies. Now let's kill all the rest of those Jews! They run Hollywood! They control the banks! All our problems would be solved without JEWS!

Yes, Brian Eno tells all the darlings, everything will be fine if Israel doesn't exist and it's called Palestine and is ethnic-cleansed to ONLY have MUSLIMS living there. Of, if all Jews, as Hamas prays, were just gone right off the planet...what a wonderful world this would be. Poof!

Imagine, no Israel. Imagine, no Jews! Wouldn't it be pretty to think so? Love those Psycho Killers, says Brian Eno!

Miss Piggy Penelope Cruz Hates the Jews - Jon Voight is RIGHT to complain she's Encouraging Anti-Semitism

You know who this glorified housemaid Penelope Cruz is?

She of the garbled accent that sounds like she's speaking out of her vagina?

She's very, very lucky that Woody Allen made her a star. Her only decent credit IS in Woody's film.

And yet, this puta ignorant cunt of a rat has the fucking nerve to stoke the fires of anti-Semitism! She doesn't seem to realize what's going on out there.

The raging complaints against Israel (for retaliating against the Hamas attacks)...are creating a Nazi-like climate where Jews anywhere in the world are in fear for their lives. It's the Hitler era all over again...the lies, the scapegoating, the vicious abuse.

Hey, Miss Piggy Penelope Cruz, if your greasy fans had their way, you would NEVER have been in Woody's film, because Woody would have been in an oven already.

This cunt Cruz has the fucking nerve to sign something about "Genocide?" Does she think this is a Feminine Hygiene product? Does she know what the term means? Israel is not involved in "Genocide." If it was, there wouldn't be a MILLION Arabs living there. Israel doesn't tell Christians "stay the fuck out...Jesus was a Jew." Israel is the homeland of the Jews, who have ACTUALLY experienced GENOCIDE for THOUSANDS OF YEARS. I don't think the family of Penelope Fucking Cruz can say that. Spain, if anything, went out and conquered, beat up, killed and tortured thousands of people as it enslaved South America and Mexico and anyplace else it could get its slimy hands on.

FUCK YOU PENELOPE CRUZ if you want to talk GENOCIDE. Talk about your beloved fucking SPAIN if you do.

If Israel was the awful nation PENELOPE FUCKING CRUZ thinks it is...it would've simply wiped every dung-faced yowling Allah-kazam in Gaza. BOOM. They have that power. It would be over and done before you can say "Falafel."

They have used restraint and patience in pinpointing, as much as possible, actual Hamas-holes, and not civilians. And frankly, if they haven't always done that, who the fuck can blame them? Palestinians look on, smiling and chattering, while Hamas fires rockets into Israel. They cheer when Hamas-holes tunnel into Israel to try and kill women and children. So fuck these hypocrites, they got what they deserved. FUCK 'EM. And FUCK YOU, PENELOPE PUTA, and stop running that vaginal mouth of yours...you never make sense. You always need subtitles. And now you really need to perform some genocide on the cooties infesting your warped brain.

Holocaust deniers spit and sneer that "it's impossible" for anti-Semitic events to have taken place. They deny the old photos and say they were all re-touched. They scoff that if there were a few concentration camps, only a few hundred Jews were killed, and that they weren't targeted any more than Poles or gays or a wayward Belgian. EXCEPT...

...It's happening all over again, all over the world. Can people deny the pictures of broken stores, desecrated cemeteries and beaten and killed Jews...all this abuse aimed at innocent people who are not Israeli and are living thousands of miles away from Israel??

Even before this latest skirmish, Jews were being attacked and scapegoated. This is what all the little Hitlers do to divert attention from their own corruption and incompetence. Go blame the Jews. Go give the chavs and hooligans and religious psychopaths something even better than cocaine or meth to play with...give 'em Jews to harass.

And so here's Cruz and her bastards, inventing outrageous lies, screaming "genocide," and demanding that Israel be neutered (so that Hamas can have an easier time killing every Jew they can find).

A conspiracy asshole once walked up to Buzz Aldrin, got in his face, and kept denying Buzz ever went to the moon. He called Buzz all kinds of names, sneered that nobody EVER was on the moon...and Buzz Aldrin punched that fucker in the face.

After a while, you just have to PUNCH some FUCKER in the FACE.

Now, Penelope Cruz is just a border-rat nanny that got lucky. She could be wipin' the baby's ass for some rich couple in Beverly Hills. But some of the greasy bastards who signed with her? They need a good PUNCH in the FACE...even if it's possible a punch will just skid off their greasy skin.

But who is surprised that Latinos are anti-Semitic? Nobody. The surprise is that Jews are still taking this shit and not firing back. I mean, except for Israel.

See what happens when Israel fights back? "Oooh, how DARE you. You Jews are supposed to ALL be like Woody Allen. Hire nasty Nazi-bitches like Penelope Cruz and make them famous, then step back. Step back to be humiliated, insulted, called a "schlemiel" and raged at by people who simply hate Jews.

Israel? Hey, go ahead, lob missiles at Israel all day long. Israel finally gets tired of this shit, and sends a barrage in the opposite direction? And doesn't give that much of a damn that Hamas terrorists are hiding in schools and apartment buildings? Well, too fucking bad. Don't blame Israel. Blame the fucking Palestinian bastards who invited Hamas in. Palestinians didn't have to elect and sanction terrorists. They did. Now it's too fucking bad.

Fortunately, not every actor or actress is a piece of pig shit like Penelope Cruz or psycho Mel Gibson who abuses women when he isn't ranting about Jews. There's Jon Voight. The man is quite a conservative, and obviously on the opposite side of Angelina Jolie on most everything. And yet, even JON VOIGHT can see the anti-Semitism going on, and this Gentile who is a redneck favorite, believes in ISRAEL. And he's pissed off at Penelope Pig-Cunt Cruz. Not enough to call the slimy illiterate incomprehensible onion-flavored garlic-clitted orangutan-twat any of the appropriate names I call her...but he's indignant. You tell 'em...JON VOIGHT...

Archbishop Tutu Toots for "Kill the Jews"

What else can you say? The Rev. Desmond Tutu, whom some believe is right up there with Gandhi and Mandela, is saying "Fuck the Jews. Kill them. Hope they all go to hell."

What else can happen if you take the weapons out of Israeli soldiers' hands...while grinning at Hamas terrorists firing shells into the Holy Land and digging tunnels to get at Israeli women and children?

Dizzy Desi, whose brains must be a bit looooosy...justifies this black-hearted notion by claiming Israel is like South Africa, an "apartheid" state.

In other words, Desi ignores the MILLION Arabs who live in Israel...and seems to think that Christians who want to visit Jerusalem and other holy places can't do so...or that Jews will, what, fire rockets at priests and nuns? That it, Dizzy Des?

The Al Jazeera website gleefully reported:

That's a pretty arch Archbishop, huh?

He uses his fame to draw in more ignorant, dangerous people, who are basically sanctioning genocide around the world. As in, "Get the Jews...Kill the Jews..." Which is why French store owners have had their windows broken and their lives threatened...as have other Jews around the world. Jews who have nothing whatever to do with Israel are being harassed and killed because idiots like Dizzy Desi Tutu are demonizing him. And you'd think the nigga would know betta, yo.

(Excuse the levity...but this blog ain't run by an Arab idiot who is going to try a fatwa against Veronique Sanson for singing a pro-Allah song...isn't going to try a fatwa against an author who did nothing but write a book (see: Rushdie, S.)...isn't like the Ayatollah who shouted about blowing Israel off the map...There IS room in the world for humor on race and religion...and the folly of people thinking they are better than someone else because of what imaginary friend they worship, or the shape of their noses).

Back to the point.

The point is, Hamas is a terrorist organization, with an avowed goal of killing Jews. All Jews. Palestine is saying, "Sounds good to us. Tell you what, you get rockets, and fire them into Israel, and if Israel tries to fire back, you're more than welcome to hide in our hospitals and schools, and use children as shields. Because, after all, any martyrs who die will get virgins and goats in heaven! Allah be praised! Allah kazam! Kukla Fran and Allah! Allah-ballah-and-Volare!"

Something like that.

So where's Toots on THAT issue? How come Toots isn't calling Palestine's Gaza-land an "apartheid" state? You think Jews could survive there? With Hamas there?

Take the weapons away from Israel, and Israel is helpless to do anything but stand and be slaughtered. Does Tutu have an answer for that, besides, "Good...I hate Jews..."? Does Dizzy Desi think Christ was not Jewish? Is he doing a revisionist thing about The Holy Land being loaded with Jews...and some vicious Romans...and that there's NO record of Muslim/Arabs there until hundreds, if not thousands of years later?

Why isn't Toots asking that the world boycott Hamas and stop selling them guns and missiles? As in, "Putin, don't sell them shit," or, "Hey, crack down on the drug trade and other illegal ways Hamas makes their money."

Nah. It's easier for Toots to bow his head low and appease the rising horde of psycho-Muslims in Africa. As in, "Hey, me, an Archbishop? Me, in deep doo-doo? No no no, Me am Tutu, see, I came out against the Jews! I'm on YOUR side. By the way, Boko guys, you want to kill more Nigerian Christians...fine with me. You want to murder a Muslim girl who converts to marry a Christian...you go ahead. Do what you want. PS, there ain't no apartheid in Africa no more. No way. Everybody in Africa gets along!"

Does it surprise me that Dizzy Desi the Toot acts like he's been snorting coke? No, it doesn't. Because I'm not a Holocaust denier, and I've read all about monsters like Hitler, Hirohito and Mussolini, and I've seen gamers like Manson and Kool-Aid Jones convince people to kill and go nuts based on racial or religious insanity.

The Pope hasn't called for sanctions against Israel, but Dizzy Desi the Toot...the Archbishop on the chess board of anti-Semitism has. It tells you something about the Pope's intelligence, humanity, and wisdom...and what is lacking in the brain and heart of Desmond Tutu.

Muslim Extremists LOVE Social Media

Just in case you were wondering...

Yes, the backward Camel spit-stained urine-faced ya-ya-ya-yobbos that trill their tongues, squeal their hate, and decapitate anyone who doesn't mindlessly believe in their Invisible Friend...LOVE SOCIAL MEDIA.

While they are mentally in the 13th Century, they are real savvy on how to hack and intimidate people with savage images of literally hackjobs, and with threats of harm.

Like the old days when fat-ass Hans and fat-head Christer and Nazi douche Zinny all competed to see who could give away the most stolen property and get those AWESOME NICE COMMENTS...

...Here's ISIS and HAMAS and DUNGWIPE and AL COCKSUCKER and the rest of the Allah-kazam magic acts ALL competing for...POWER.

That's what it's about. It's about which guy with the Mandrill's ass face and pubic beard can get the most wives and be the most feared...all by pretending to be the Son of God (ie, son of Mohammed. Or Allah. Or Bin Laden. Or whatever.)

And we thought it was a rotten world when Hitler, Mussolini and Hirohito tried to destroy the world...by putting it under THEIR superior dominion. Now anybody can play. Any tent full of miscreants can somehow hack a bank account, get weapons, find morons to blow themselves up...and away they go, next stop: ZUNSET for Christians and Jews and Atheists and Agnostics.

And if there aren't any of those targets around...they kill each other because someone's a Sunni and the other's a Shiite or whatever silly names are involved.

It will never end because individuals will always mistake power for immortality. Let's face it, Bin Laden didn't kill himself. He wasn't a suicide bomber. He sent OTHERS to do that, because he fucking well knew that he wasn't going to get virgin goats in heaven. He wanted to be powerful and feared in his lifetime...and fuck as many wives as he could. "Religion is the mask on the face of the devil." Who said that? I did.