Numb Darren Lock is a fat King Crimson-colored Tic

King Crimson and Robert Fripp fans hate Darren Lock for his disgusting, self-centered, smug defense of copyright abuse on YOUTUBE. Or...

....othey simply loathe a boring time-waster in general. Anyone having to sit through this assholes "Coffee Time" self-absorbed "YOUTUBE CHANNEL" needs more than coffee to stay awake.

Periodically, to wake people up from his snore-posts, he pulls a pig face.

This, he thinks, is how to be "controversial."

Droning Lox sucks the blood out of anything he talks about, and that's why he looks like such a fat engorged tic.

The sad thing about this low, pussy-voiced mewling loser, is that even a bad comment is "validation." If Bunce and Cowell get derision, then anyone having "haters" must be good!

Hell, once in a while there's somebody who worships a jerk like this. To a termite, a fat tic seems impressive. Some utter twit who can't upload his own screwy screed to YouTube, thinks "Darren is a star! He has HIS OWN SHOW, called "COFFEE TIME," and it's on the INTERNET, just like you can stream Bunce! Or piss! Blimey, he has an intro, just like Corrie and other brilliant shows do!"

Here's an utter dimwit congratulating him, so he natters and compliments himself yet again. Talk about being oblivious to the stink of your own shit!

Oh, he's "quaffing" coffee. AMAZING ego on this tic. He's living out his fantasy and he thinks he's in show biz. He averages one comment from a mental defective every four months, and that's enough to keep him LOCKed in the basement for hours and hours ad-libbing his worthless opinions to people so stupid they can't think for themselves.

He doesn't get it, that the people who get PAID to be on television aren't like HIM. What an amateur, with his dopey background of tat on the walls, and a bookcase of boot sale rubbish. Like some hopeless twit trying to build a better mouse trap (a tic like him would love to snack on a rodent), he ignores the wife and kids, wrongheadedly believing, even after 1000 obscure postings to YouTube, that HE will get that phone call from the BBC....

What's he REALLY got for all these bland, dull, inane hours of borefest babble? A few comments from brain-dead termites and the delusion that a few hundred people watched more than 10 seconds before turning him off.

This guy will squat in front of his laptop and blab about anything. WHO needs to hear 20, 30 minutes of his constipated voice mewling about obvious things like, gosh, revenge porn is not nice, and, uh, Auschwitz wasn't such a good idea? This is worse than foolish zombie-like schoolgirls doing cover versions of their favorite Sam Smith song.

But he sits, every day, giving his worthless opinion to his laptop camera; NO AUDIENCE AT ALL.

He sits, in love with his own reflection.

Probably the only "regulars" who watch him use him as an alternative to Sominex. His dull, anemic voice and his fat-faced monotonous look could put most anyone to sleep.

Lock is truly clueless. He'll do anything for attention, and if a few people get mad at him over some utterly stupid mumble about Ian Wallace or King Crimson, he takes that as validation. Ah yes, this git from Armpitshire, he's a true legend. What next, parade around town to assure his neighbors that he's the local "celebrity/eccentric?"

"Multi-Cultural Gang Rape! GREAT," says Bill De Blasio

Today's NY POST:

The stats for murder, robbery, rape and other violent crime have SPIKED in New York City.

Why? Because capybara Bill De Blasio is mayor. He lumbered all through the slimy black, Puerto Rican and Dominican neighborhoods announcing if he was elected there would be "no more stop and frisk."

He pointed to his black wife and two black children. Hey, would HE want his Afro-wearing son stopped by the cops? Of course not.

The city, now with combined minorities topping whites, happily voted him into office, and here's the very happy result.

A woman got raped by a multi-cultural gang of thugs! How many women can say they were taken by black, Russian AND Asian gangsta-boys in ONE hour?

With the influence of rap-music and outfits, these three teenagers wore their baseball caps backwards, trudged around in sloppy pants, and looked for a woman they could haul away, rape, rob, and then burglarize.

Here they are, entering the woman's apartment with the keys they stole from her.

Is Bill De Blasio going to visit the woman in the hospital? Go on TV and pledge to see to it that thugs get jail time? Nah. He flies around the country giving speeches. He wants to be President some day. As long as he plays the race card...as the champ for everyone who isn't white...he knows he can't be stopped.

As the psycho-killer of "Frenzy" used to say...LOVELY...LOVELY...

The woman is going to need industrial bleach on her vagina. De Blasio's favorite race, BLACK, may not even be the ringleader here. The "brains" of the outfit might be the Asian who had the "smarts" needed to put a key in a lock. Rice Dick led the way. Queens and Chinatown are loaded up with crappy neighborhoods full of the dumbest Koreans, Japs and Chinese. The chicks work in nail salons and massage parlors, the men work in fruit markets or black market activities. And their spawn go out and rob and rape, influenced by rap culture. Whites are supposed to feel guilty and, uh, up the minimum wage to $20 or more, as if kids would be content with that! They want FREEEEEEE, and rape and robbery is so much more of a rush than a day job!

The Russian-Ukraine jerk? Who knows, he could be from the same sicko part of the world as "The Joker" and his brother, the kiddies who blew up the Boston Marathon. The Russian Mafia is big in New York now, and a giant bonehead like De Blasio isn't going to try to stop immigration from Putinville, and the adjoining scum nations.

The Russians, Ukrainians and other pigs are an arrogant bunch, with even more of a chip on their shoulder than blacks. They've got the Putin gene of superiority and malicious intent.

Then there's the black thug, who probably made the Asian and Russian feel cool by sharing the booty (literally) with them. "Yo, you iz playaz, just like my niggah ass...hang wid me, and we be fucking women and stealing their stuff. You can bet we ain't gettin' 10 years at Rikers if we be caught!"

This story is typical of De Blasio's New York, where "amusement" for minority groups is rape, robbery and murder. It sure beats spending $10 each to go the movies. And really, at five in the morning, how many movie theaters are open, and showing a movie three teenage boys like this would want to see? They'd rather rape. They are Milennials. They see violence and sexual deviance rewarded all over the street and all over the Internet. De Blasio understands. He nods. He approves. He's got their votes.

Above, was the report in the NY POST. Over at the DAILY NEWS?

You see, below, the low-class front page. The gang rape is just exciting, juicy news, great for a vicarious thrill...BUT...it didn't top the REAL important news of the day: KIM KARDASHIAN'S new spawning, and KRIS JENNER's response to her ex-husband getting more publicity than her.

Monkey see, monkey do. All over the country (and now, the world) people are actually concerned with "Keeping up with the Kardashians." I guess because the average bitch has no talent, she is fascinated at seeing bints become rich and famous by tarting up with garish make-up, exposing their fat asses and bad taste. Identifying with and "keeping up with" the hideous Kardashian/Jenner bunch does occupy their time.

And all the restless Milennial teenagers who can't stand school? They see all the thugs who get away with exciting crimes. Sure, some get in the paper when caught, but we all know they are almost never put in jail, or put in jail for long. So the monkeys decide THEY can do it and not get caught. Like these three..the black, Asian and Russian who didn't know or care that surveillance cameras were documenting them strolling into the apartment building of the woman they assaulted and left lying in the park like a pile of trash.

IF I'M BEING HONEST...the more Kardashian shit, the lower the IQ of the nation. The more everyone accepts that entertainment must involve watching the antics of no-talent morons. The more stories there are about violence and sexual abuse, the more people yawn and accept them. It's no longer shocking. There's no sense of outrage or anger. If anything, it's "oh well, they aren't getting what they want, so they take it. You can't blame them."

"Freedom of Speech" NOT...at Fascist EBAY via Nazi John Donahoe

All over the Internet "Freedom of Speech" includes insulting and cursing people on Twatter and Farcebook. Julian Assange and forum owners/members would say it includes hacking someone's e-mail and publishing someone's private pictures. Copy music or movies or TV shows and you're defended because it's "FAIR USE" and "FREEDOM OF SPEECH."

Then there's John Donahoe, the CEO (creepy egocentric oaf) Fuhrer of eBay.

He denies "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" in its most basic form: to say how you feel about someone's bad behavior.

One of the simplest forms of "Freedom of Speech" is to be able to say, "This person has cheated me." You can say it on Twatter and Farcebook. You can stand in front of a store and picket, even.

BUT, on eBay you're not allowed to say that about a crooked bidder. Sellers are PREVENTED from leaving negatives.

What's that mean? It means EBAY SELLER IS THE NIGGER OF THE WORLD.

Under what condition is "Freedom of Speech" restricted to one person over another? Under FASCISM. Under NAZISM. And, UNDER EBAY.

Ebay sellers are forbidden from telling other sellers about a scammer. Not only doesn't eBay allow sellers to BLOCK bidders who have a certain number of negatives, eBay won't allow bidders to get negatives at all.

It is also VERBOTEN to go to an eBay forum or message board and say you're having a problem with another eBay member...and attempt to mention that member's name. Your post is TAKEN DOWN. Yes, eBay has no people checking to see that chloroform or "porno dvd" or other key words aren't used as headers for illegal sales on eBay, but within seconds, a brown-shirt idiot will deny Freedom of Speech to someone posting about a crook!

Let's say a bidder has the habit of "bargaining" sellers down. OR...extorting refunds. This would be, "Hey, that trumpet I bought for $250 mint like new. I see a scratch. Refund me $100." And "That DVD is not as described. There's a scratch. I want a complete refund AND the cost of postage, too."

With no negatives allowed, the bidder can keep doing this FOREVER. How many times would it take for sellers to literally call eBay, talk to a low level monkey, report the problem, and get action? Ebay is notorious for not suspending criminals and not even giving them serious warnings.

Another tactic Hitler would've admired, this time focusing on seller weasel behavior rather than bidder weasel behavior, is selling bootlegs, private sex photos or even Photoshopped porn on famous actresses. Ebay's Donahoe, ala Sgt. Schultz of "Hogan's Heroes" says "I know nnnnnnuthing, I know nnnnnnuthing..." He would add: "And you can't report the auction and I won't ask the seller to provide me with proof the item is legit or there's a signed model release on the photos."

How sweet is "revenge porn" when somebody can sell naked photos of his girlfriend? How lovely it is when "sharing" for a mere "nice comment" on a blog is replaced with making hundreds of dollars by selling a CD of a Beach Boys show you secretly recorded?

RIGHTS OWNERS ARE THE NIGGERS OF THE WORLD on eBay, and they have to spend time hunting for these items, which sometimes include deliberately misspellings and other tricks. Then they have to report them and hope eBay stops the auction in time. Then they have to hope the seller doesn't use the rights owner's name address and phone number to "get even." And then they have to hope the seller doesn't sell the item over and over, since eBay doesn't suspend even the worst weasel right away.

DONAHOE is making a fortune for himself. He could parlay this fortune into a power-mad attempt to run for Governor of California (as the previous eBay CEO did). Or he could just enjoy his millions while eBay sellers are gouged by eBay fees and double-gouged by eBay's twin sister Paypal (which, ha ha ho ho hee hee, is officially "not owned by eBay" anymore but is still loaded with eBay personnel and is still just about the only option for payment on the site.)

HEIL DONAHOE! HEIL! HEIL!

Dopey Doc Who Looks Brain-Dead Offers Mental Advice

Tracy Morgan made a career out of playing brain-damaged people. On "Saturday Night Live" and beyond, he played a big, potentially violent child-man. The joke was that his glowering insults were funny, OR, that instead of going homicidal he'd act like a pussycat. Either way, he presented himself as mentally unstable.

Suffering from a car accident, he's got brain damage (not funny) but he looks fine. His DOCTOR, by contrast, looks brain damaged!

Doesn't this look like something out of a "Saturday Night Live" sketch?

Re-write the copy: "Hilarious sketch: Tracy Morgan played the patient to a wacky, Brain Damaged Doctor, as seen in the photos below." This doctor looks goofy, like he's got several screws loose and rattling around.

I don't dislike Tracy Morgan, and even if I did, I wouldn't wish him the shit he's going through.

But jeez, would you have confidence in a brain doctor who looked empty-skulled?

Obama is concerned with Bruce Jenner's Twat

Hey, does the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?

DO A MILLION IDIOTS ON TWITTER HAVE SOMETHING BETTER TO DO?

What a grotesque world.

While Muslim maniacs behead people, an Olympic athlete cuts off his own dick and the world cheers.

How do you figure this? It's one thing for the usual idiots like little-boy creep Ellen Degeneres Tweeting about how great "Caitlyn" is, or for Jenner's retarded children to Tweet joyfully about Caitlyn the "free bird" or whatever they wrote...but the PRESIDENT?

Have people lost their fucking minds? Let's remember we're talking about a useless media whore idiot who MURDERED A WOMAN WITH HIS CAR.

Now we're all supposed to say he's "brave" and SHE is "wonderful" and pretend that this fuckup is a "role model" for the transgender community? WAKE UP.

That a mentally ill Olympic athlete has all the money in the world and STILL can't get the surgery right to make himself look like a normal woman should tell everyone else: FORGET IT!

The message to messed up men is: "Go ahead, spend thousands of dollars, screw up your body with hormones that might kill you, endure a lot of pain, and then hide in a photo studio where the lighting is good and hire thousand dollar an hour make-up artists...and MAYBE you can get a photo at least that looks decent."

And a million idiots want to follow this cretin? Why? Is Bruce gonna explain the joy of squatting when he pees? The first time he sticks a finger up his fake twat-flaps? How he nicked knickers from Wal-Mart because he needed a new thrill?

FUCK this Caitlyn Jenner. Er, on second thought, no thanks.

Media Whore Crazy Bruce Jenner is CAITLYN now

The national NIGHTMARE continues.

First, anus lips Kanye and mule-face Kim have announced she's PREGNANT AGAIN.

AND...

Here's Bruce Jenner, leering from 100% rubber lips on the cover of Vanity Fair, proclaiming "her" NEW NAME.

Just as Kanye and Kim give interracial marriage a bad name...

Just as Kris Jenner gives "money-hungry cunt" a bad name...

Just as the Jenner sisters give "stupid bimbo twats" a bad name...

Gruesome Bruce gives "transgender" a bad name.

Consider all the TG's out there (from the late Christine Jorgensen to Chaz Bono) who have presented themselves with dignity, and those (like Wendy Carlos) who have NOT presented themselves at all, but gone about their lives looking like fairly good replicas of the sex they want to be.

Now look (because he/she won't stop hogging the spotlight) Bruised Genitalia.

This is an endorsement for what? Nothing but "watch me, watch me, give me my own TV reality show, put me on the cover of magazines, and forget that I killed a woman with my careless driving..."

Sing it Mr. Costello: "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW."

You, Jenner, are a grotesque FREAK. I don't know what you THINK you are when you look into a mirror, but the answer is not WOMAN. You are a Frankenstein Monster. You are DEMENTED.

You secretly wanted to be the ballbuster horror-whore your ex-wife IS. YOU have that same hideous grin as Kris Jenner. That's what you want? You cut off your balls and now you want to suck black dick?

There is no worse example of transgender than Bruce Jenner aka Caitlyn Jenner, and that includes whatever botched operation walking-wounded there are out there, who might make Charla Nash look good.

This is, in a word, SCARY, is it not? ANY man on the planet want to be in the same room with THIS thing? ANY lesbian?

Ten hours of facial surgery to end up with THAT mug?

And let's remember, this is a photo session, full of retouching. This is AFTER hours of hair and make-up work.

JESUS, look at those horrible fake tits cemented to that chest. And let's not even speculate on what's down below. A dick and shriveled scrotum with no balls? No dick? A tattoo of Kris Jenner's face for a cunt?

JENNER, YOU ARE A GRUESOME, LOATHESOME, DETESTABLE EXAMPLE OF BARELY SOLID PUTRESENCE.

If you GO AWAY I wish you luck. If you stay a cinder in the public eye, I wish you a fatal car accident from a driver just as self-involved and twisted as yourself.

Ebay Ghouls Come Out for BETSY PALMER

A few days ago Betsy Palmer died at the age of 88.

If that name is only vaguely familiar, it's because, to MY knowledge, she was little more than a pleasant blonde actress/personality. She was the type who'd be a panelist on game shows in the 50s and 60s, maybe sing a song on a variety show, and take roles that could've gone just as easily to Shirley Jones or Connie Stevens.

So, I checked that barometer of public mourning, eBay. Would any of the eBay ghouls be offering those "R.I.P." self-made souvenir buttons? Would autograph dealers thumb through their collections of 3x5 cards and obscure signed 8x10's and hope to palm off a few on any Palmer fans?

AH. LOTS of THIS SHIT:

She made ONE stupid horror movie which means pimply, obese, and just plain ugly and disgusting LOSERS kept writing to her to sign photos. ONLY photos from "Friday the 13th."

How charming. Since she apparently had plenty of money AND an actual LIFE, I don't think she did those embarrassing memorabilia show gigs. But, feeling flattered or having pity, she signed by mail whatever "Friday the 13th" shit was sent her way.

NOW, even if it's personalized to someone else...it's up on eBAY. To Steve, To Joe, To Bill Hoobastank...

She's dead and the photos are corpse shots. How ironic. That these stills probably are not even of Betsy, but a mannequin or a double, makes no difference to losers Palming them off.