NOT KANYE, NOT KIM, NOT "KIMYE" - THIS BELONGS ON EVERY FRONT PAGE

What's on the cover of most newspapers today?

What's the big focus on most internet newspaper websites today?

KANYE the anus-lipped braggart, his "girl" KIM, or some stupid shit about both of them, calling them "KIMYE"

Or else the NEWSPAPER is offering "entertainment" about Viley, Nikki, Lindsay, Bieber or some other shit head.

Maybe the big news is a photo of some starlet's "baby bump" or who is the "baby daddy."

If it's not celeb drivel it could be the usual bombing, home invasion atrocity or homicidal attack or rape committed by some homeless lunatic. Or it could be the latest triumph as one more state or country gives gays the change to marrrrr-eeeeeeee. Woo hoo woo hoooooo! <:P> THIS...

THIS is the picture that belongs on every cover.

This is what can happen to a fucking moron who grabs an assault rifle and goes out in his bullet proof vest to shoot innocent people.

This is Paul, the cowardly piece of shit who shot up LAX airport.

He didn't get to kill himself. He didn't get to hurry away into the arms of a lawyer who'd tell the world he was just confused and should be coddled somewhere for the rest of his life (and respect his privacy).

He got shot in the fucking face and if he survives, he's not gonna have groupies visiting him in prison begging him to get married.

He looks a little surprised, doesn't he.

He thought he'd write his Banksy graffiti drivel (a "Fuck You" literally to some government official he didn't like, adding that she was a "bull dyke") then go shoot up innocent people and then grandly kill himself in a blaze of glory.

No...his bullet proof outfit didn't shield his fucking face.

Sic Semper Tyrannis.

Those words were allegedly shouted from the stage by John Wilkes Booth.

The reality, at least ONCE, is that the assassin gets what he deserves. EVER THUS TO TYRANT lunatics who think they can shoot unarmed people and be proclaimed as avenging heroes.

Fuck YOU, Paul. May you not die...may you live to suck your meals through a straw for the rest of your fucked up life.

THIS is the picture that people need to see. Not fat-ass Kim, not little twat Miley, not sour-face anus-mouth Kanye....THIS FACE. Let everyone sane enough to plot murder...take a look at what their reality just might be. Let them see that their grand plans can backfire, and that the hurt they want to inflict on innocent people will come back to bite 'em right in the fucking face.

THIS picture should be on lamp posts and bus shelters and t-shirts. THIS PICTURE should be on blogs that are giving away every Beach Boys album and every porn movie. THIS PICTURE.