DARWIN WAS WRONG: MONKEY FACE KANYE AND UGLY KIM KART-TRASHIAN

There was a time when it was John F. Kennedy and Jackie.

Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor.

Princess Diana and Prince Charles.

Can it get much lower than THIS?

THIS is today's ROYAL COUPLE?

Let's get real. That's a porn video whore whose mama is a media whore and whose father was an ambulance-chasing shyster.

And she's with an anus-lipped arrogant rap bastard who hasn't done anything but mutter egomaniacal bullshit for years.

How nice if their limo drives through the streets of Venice...and they drown...because they're too fucking stupid to know that Venice has canals.