Mossy Mazza the Amazing Moz and Another Meaty Message

Oh, he's pretentious and ridiculous but he's fun, isn't he?

The truth is that meat is not only murder, it's impractical. We waste a lot of natural resources raising cows. They eat tons of grain that could feed more people than they will as hamburger.

Our rivers and lakes are loaded with pig shit and "mad cow" and other diseases are on the rise. Well, YOU know.

Al Gore is still running around telling the world about climate change. He started when he ran for President but lost due to corruption and a crooked election (Dubya's brother Jeb rigged the ballots in Florida).

Al, famous for his phrase about "inconvenient truths," isn't talking as much about the world hunger issue and the problems of meat and dairy as Morrissey would like.

This is especially annoying since, like every other has-been on the planet, Al Gore is going off this summer and some kind of stupid "festival" tour, where idiots stand around listening to shitty music and speeches, throwing frisbees, and congratulating themselves on being hippies and hipsters who know it all. Except that they don't know that eating meat is not only a moral failure, but leading to the eventual destruction of the planet.

Lastly, don't feel bad if you aren't following Morrissey, who has the luxury of having the finest vegan meals prepared for him, ones with endless variety, and many that even taste like meat or dairy.

We all do what we can, and many of us have to say, well, the fish are going to be gone in 50 years so we might as well get OUR share, and real cheese tastes a lot better than some fucked up orange block made out of almonds. But if you do choose to avoid the greasy Burger King double-whopper and have a chip butty instead, go ahead.

Black Power! BALTIMORE HAS IT and FUCKS IT UP

From all the riot news, you get the idea Baltimore is a fucking Randy Newman song. The niggers are free? "Free to be kept in a cage..."

Whitey runs Baltimore and keeps the Niggers down. Right? Well, it turns out that Baltimore is predominantly black AND SO ARE THEIR LEADERS.

How long did it take for this inconvenient truth to start circulating on the Internet?

Why, it's enough to make you turn Republican/Conservative.

Oh. That's who keeps talking about this.

The Republican/Conservative view is Whitey Knows Best, and that a strong leader big on discipline will keep ALL the minorities in place. Giuliani as Mayor of New York would be an example. More proof? When Dinkins (black) was mayor of New York, there were riots and crime was high, because (it was theorized) blacks knew that the mayor was one of their own and the cops and courts would go easy on 'em. Now that the mayor of New York is a big dumb Democrat with a black wife and two black brats, crime is again up and morale (and morals) down.

Interesting, isn't it?

It goes back to the old theories of how to raise kids. "Spare the rod and spoil the child."

It's also human nature. The more liberal and lax you are, the more control you LOSE and the more obnoxious and arrogant the people become. Are immigrants ingrates? You bet they are. Are they violent and nasty? Yep.

Where do people toe the line and do as they're told? Putinville. Red China. Places where lazy, violent people don't last long.

So here we are, Balti-morons blaming the cops and conveniently forgetting more than half the force is BLACK. That's human nature for you. Baltimore could have an ALL black police force, and they'd still riot if some ex-con died in police custody.

One trick that ex-cons like to use is to become violent in police custody. Did Dead Freddie do that? It's just a fun little bit of speculation:

Lovable "Joker" Holmes, the guy who shot up a movie theater, made sure to run into walls and bounce all over the place like Daffy Duck, confident it would lead to a "he's crazy" defense. What do they do with "Crazy" prisoners? They segregate them, put them in nice hospitals, give them benefits ordinary prisoners don't get. Was Freddie angling for a "crazy nigger" defense? Who knows. That it's a reason for millions of dollars in damages...to be paid by BLACK taxpayers in a BLACK-run city is just a tad ironic.

Bottom line, it comes down to the Impossible Dream, which is to find the "Liberal Republican," the person who takes no shit but isn't full of shit. It's the one who believes in gun control but also sends out the National Guard in riot gear and believes in bombing countries that are going to do us danger. It's the one who believes fags shouldn't be punished for what they can't help...but that they shouldn't be mincing all over the street and screeching in restaurants and getting married (as opposed to civil unions). It's the one who wants to see the citizens all have jobs, before hollering "Bring me immigrants who won't even speak our language."

Bob Dylan: "The world is ruled by violence, but that's better left unsaid." Which is what happened when violent Blacks began rampaging through Baltimore, spreading the false message that Whitey was keeping them down when the place is actually run...into the ground...by their own.

Sex and Blacks and Jenner Shit...is all our brains and bodies need...

Well, what a DELIGHTFUL set of stories to catch your eye on the Daily Fail website:

We've got obnoxious blacks rioting and bellowing with nothing better to do.

We've got the usual inane sex story involving some cunt claiming something or other that wasn't proved...or some rich bastard getting away with rape (which is probably closer to the truth).

AND...you have to have either a KARDASHIAN or a JENNER story. Oh, what a delight, two of Brucie-poo's ex-wives want to be fame whores, too. They rally around this cunt-to-be, just SO proud of him. Wasn't it just a few days ago that one of these bints was grumbling that Brucie-poo totally ignored the sons he had with her, and was busy "Keeping up with the Kardashians" instead? Didn't one of them shiver over having to explain why "Daddy has breasts?" That was when a son accidentally glimpsed Brucie-poo nude, while the maniac was experimenting with hormones.

Well, there you have it, what the media thinks YOU and I should care about.

Three idiot stories. Riot shit, sex perversion and a story about the most odious fame whore assholes in America...an entire family of utterly useless garbage.

The media is fanning the flames, literally, of rioting retards. They don't bother to mention that Dead Freddie was arrested, what, eighteen fucking times?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, as much as I hate the pig cops, and as quick as they are to sneer and bully and act like any white person is a white nigger, let's not overlook that most of the time, they ARE dealing with scum. They are under intense pressure every moment of the day. Even if they're dealing with some white idiot who dared to ask traffic directions, or who called up with a noise complaint, they don't know that lurking in the distance is some Muslim with a machine gun.

And when the call involves blacks, they know it could be someone with a concealed weapon, and if not, they'll be listening to some flim-flamming jive-ass motherfucker who knows all the tricks.

A guy like Freddie is the type to grin and say, "Show me a warrant" and "You ain't got shit, and mah posse here will be witnesses if you try and take me in," and "Prove that knife on the ground is mine." Anyone on this planet want to have to wrestle with an obnoxious multi-arrested black man who could be carrying a razor, a knife or pepper spray? You think the cops don't know that they're dealing with some psycho on drugs, or just a 5-time loser who doesn't give a shit if he slashes a cop and gets an extra month in jail for it? Blame 'em if they get a little rough with some fuckhead resisting arrest?

I'm not saying Freddie, or Garner, or even Trayyyyvon were necessarily "accidental" deaths. But most of the time the riots have nothing to do with them and everything to do with "let's have some fun, let's scare Whitey, and let's get some free shit from a looted store."

No matter what, cops aren't gonna change much. Being Nazi fuckhead bastards is part of what cops do. They let you know that if they can, and if no cameras are around, they WILL fuck you up. That's part of how they keep the peace, no matter who you are. If other are around, they'll just verbally abuse you, and scare the shit out of you and tell you "You are this-close to being arrested, and you'll be taken down and held overnight and who knows how many times you'll be butt-fucked before a lawyer bails you out."

If nobody's around, they might do the butt-fucking, or crack your head, or just plain kill you.

You get the skunk eye from some fucking pig cop, you damn well should know to be polite, not run, not do a fucking thing but humiliate yourself with "Yes sir," and "No sir," till the arrogant swine lets you go (because you didn't really do anything).

Meanwhile for several days, maniacs in several cities are acting like this Freddie guy was a regular Maya Angelou. No, he wasn't. In fact in almost every high profile case, the deceased was a troublemaker who would be alive if he a) wasn't engaged in illegal activity and b) really chose to cooperate and instantly stopped and put his hands up. You don't run. You don't struggle. Just last week there was footage of some at white redneck jerk getting the crap beaten out of him by some cops. He sued and got a LOT of money, even though he was a convict with a long record. But no, nobody marched and protested about it. Because most people have jobs and don't have the time to defend assholes who were looking for trouble and/or had long criminal records.

Meanwhile Big O is telling the world that this shit "isn't the first time" that blacks have been hassled. No. He's alluding to the 60's riots. And he's letting history repeat itself. He's letting a bunch of jerks who actually have it very soft, and didn't suffer the indignities of the 60's "negro," literally run wild in the streets. Sadly, it's been up to the decent blacks to try and take back their neighborhoods from the street corner thugs, dealers and assholes, and stop them from their looting, and from burning stores run by blacks, and also chain stores that opened in high-risk massive-shoplifting black neighborhoods as a show of trust and support for the decent people that are in the majority.

Oh well. What other news would we be amused to read about? Some different Kardashian? Some different sex crime? Some breathtaking murder or more misery from Nepal? So we get to see the ominous pictures of mobs ready to go nuts and the possibility of more fires and more intimidation. More of that "don't hassle 10-time losers who've been arrested again and again" shit...when the decent people in the neighborhood really want a police presence and don't want these fucking hoody-thugs hanging around.

The Baltimore Orioles played a baseball game to an EMPTY crowd. Afraid of riots, nobody was allowed in the stadium or anywhere near it. Ballplayers used to being cheered by a crowd, got a chance to see what it would be like to play in an atmosphere more like Wimbledon. Who knows, maybe a few preferred it that way.

Most would prefer if "no news" was the good news, and the three stupid shit items that were FRONT PAGE today, were NOT.

Baltimore? What'd I Say?

I said the other day that most rioters are just punks who only want to have fun destroying shit and stealing shit.

They are using tragic events for profit.

I said they're just lazy, entitled jerks. While others work as cashiers, plumbers, janitors or hospital orderlies, they'd rather skip school, do drugs, and be part of the problem.

And here's a hardworking mother who saw her son rioting, and did something about it!

Yes, she has pride. She'd rather work for a living than be a loafing, disrespectful sponge. She thought she raised her kid to have better values.

Sam Smith: "I Feel Sorry for Knickerless Nick"

The latest news from Dr. Feelbad himself, the gay puppy Sam Smith, is that he is thinking of covering a song by "Knickerless Nick."

A fellow in great pain, Nick can't afford underpants. Sure, nick might nick some knickers, but his dick is so small they'd give him no support. Sam Smith, a similar misfit, who at least can afford briefs at Victoria's Secret, saw Nick groaning a song or two on YouTube and thought, "He leaves a certain after-taste in my mouth, like semen mixed with anus grease."

With better guitar playing, singing, and production, all things Sam Smith can do, it's possible that "The Ballad of Knickerless Nick" will become a hit.

Then again, probably not.

The Ballad of Knickerless Nick and his Sick Little Dick

Don't snicker or pick on old Knickerless Nick,
I don't need no knickers, my prick barely flicks
It's nubby and small
It don't dangle, it ticks
Like the hands on a Mickey Mouse watch, watch it click!

I'm adult but my crotch looks a bit like a chick's
And my ticklish rig's more a clit or a wick
I doubt that a mouse
could enjoy a good lick
on my sick trickling dick that's as small as a tic

So I sing a sad song and the lyric predicts
That I'll never get laid with this thin twiggish stick
Like a small chicken bone
when I strip, it depicts
a needle a Junkie would use for a fix

I sing songs on YouTube that few people pick
They can't stand the mumbles from Knickerless Nick
I sound like a Dik-Dik
that's choked on cake mix
My high voice? My balls are two pebbles of Trix

Oh haul my fat carcass on down to the Styx
Let six undertakers stand sad and transfixed
On my tiny dead todger
which sure isn't thick
Which is why I've no undies! I'm Knickerless Nick!

America's Pastime: "DONATE" or "RIOT" (or "KARDASHIAN")

If you live in America, where there's so much to do and all the freedom to do it, you'll find that life actually revolves around the dull monotony of transit to work, work, and transit back home, and three narrow things:

1) Being asked to DONATE.

2) Watching BLACKS protest and RIOT at least once a week.

3) Having the rest of your time monopolized by KARDASHIANS.

I'll skip that last one, since we're all sick of those swine. But imagine my delight when, in trying to get to my Paypal account, I had to pause while they stuck their hand out.

As in: YOU have money because YOU have a Paypal account. GIVE SOME TO THE NIPPLES.

Know what I didn't see? "PAYPAL takes a percentage out of your transactions. Today, we're giving ALL of it to THE NIPPLES."

Why didn't THAT happen?

Why didn't their bastard sister, EBAY, put up a notice, "Today, all seller insertion fees go to THE NIPPLES."

No.

These are huge corporations that won't even let you speak to a live, intelligent being about a problem you might have. They are among the biggest, most influential companies in the world.

YOU are supposed to GIVE YOUR MONEY to the NIPPLES. Not THEM.

Meanwhile...

The biggest source of amusement for minorities in America is being pains in the ass for everyone else.

It's about the FUN of RIOTING. Or protesting. Or yelling. Or standing around calling attention to yourself.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, there's great joy in any excuse for civil disobedience. This goes back as far as you want to go. Take the hippies...your grandparents, maybe. It was, "Wow man, let's have a JERK-IN, and hassle THE FUZZ. Let's paint signs, har har. Let's try and get arrested!"

Now? People look for any fucking excuse, and TO BE HONEST, it doesn't take much, because there are over 300 MILLION fuckheads in America, and on any given day, ONE black one is going to be beaten up by cops, ONE gay one is going to be beaten up by most anyone, and ONE animal is going to be egregiously abused in some stomach-churning way. And hundreds of women will be date-raped or just plain-raped. But that's not quite worth rioting, is it? Or high taxes. Or anything that might concern adult white people who have jobs to go to.

SO...the big riot is usually from the unemployed blacks who easily find a new martyr and an excuse to burn shit and/or take shit. They act offended and persecuted while their neighbors, also black, go to school, or a menial job, or to the store that these assholes are trying to burn down. Odd isn't it, that there are so many peaceful blacks who find work, and don't feel sorry for themselves or resort to violence. It's just that "entitlement" is the easier way out, and if you're violent enough, it works.

So thanks to the Internet and blacks discovering their roots (ie, watching movies about Dr. King and loving the rioting, but not the non-violence speeches), they're seizing on any incident as an excuse to literally go wild.

Not to get off on a rant here, but this American phenomenon will be the worldwide trend.

Whatever the minority is...Paki maniacs, ISIS loons, African pirates, Arab religious fanatics in general, they are going to riot. Whatever the problem is...your President or Prime Minister or King will say, "YOU people will have to pay with higher taxes and lower services. On top of that, consider DONATING..." And if you aren't infested with Kardashian news, you'll have your own reality-show pig, your own no-talent cunt, your own stomach-churning boy band, or your own dimwit movie star with stubble and an attitude, that the media can't stop telling you about.

This is why more and more people don't watch the news. It's not just depressing, it's monotonous with the greed and stupidity and KARDASHIANS.

FREDDIE - USA's "Black Victim of the Week"

On Saturday, Baltimore Orioles' stadium was in lockdown.

Why? Because of protests over the "Black Victim of the Week." Some guy named Freddie died under police custody (after taking off, and then resisting arrest and kicking and screaming). Naturally, the blacks within a 100 mile radius decided this was a good excuse to threaten violence. So it ended up with an entire stadium full of people wondering if they were going to live or die.

Imagine going to a baseball game and then not being able to leave! And not knowing if half the crowd would get violent and you'd end up with a broken arm or a fractured skull.

It was the start of the latest chaotic rage over the "Black Victim of the Week."

Draw what you like from it.

The fact is, every fucking week, some black guy becomes a martyr and there's either a riot or near riot. It always involves death-by-cop.

Either white cops are getting more and more out of control, or there are far more thuggish blacks than ever.

Either way, this is a chronic situation.

The media makes it worse, by always finding a case to publicize. The odds are pretty good that some black felon will thrash and punch and resist arrest, and then die in the struggle. The odds are also good that a black felon will take off and an angry cop will shoot him in the back.

This is NOT standard police procedure, of course. Black felons know this. If you run, the cop is supposed to yell "Halt," and then stand there like an idiot while you laugh and skip away, and maybe give him a twerk before you hop a fence. The cop isn't supposed to shoot you, he's supposed to spend the next day, week, or month hunting you down and talking to your shitty family and friends and take a lot of abuse, or just shrug and forget about it.

Frankly, most Americans are sick and tired...of this lethal but boring shit. They dislike BOTH sides. They don't like pig cops who are notoriously nasty to most everyone. And they don't like jive-ass blacks who think that they can play the race card and get away with thievery, drug dealing or other "minor" crimes.

Look around. Being poor or stupid or ethnic doesn't prevent people from serving you a burger. Or cleaning the office floors or being nannies. Not great jobs, but honest ones, and ones suitable for people who either can't or don't want to read and better themselves. Most blacks who don't feel like going to school or learning how to read, settle for the alternative of menial jobs OR they find a "skilled" job like plumber or auto mechanic and end up making more than the average white office worker. But there are the miscreants. And that leads to...

The "Black Victim of the Week."

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I have a feeling the media could easily find "Jew Victim of the Week," "Gay Victim of the Week," "Rape Victim of the Week," but it's more provocative and more of a guarantee of readership if they find a black one, because the "Black Victim of the Week" is the one most likely to cause a fucking riot.

Face it, the Jew, the Gay, the rape victim...is not going to be the excuse for an army of Jews, gays or raped women to break into a store and steal TV sets and computers.

But dead Fred? He managed to get an entire STADIUM full of people in Baltimore temporarily under wraps. He has entire neighborhoods on edge, and of course, he has loudmouth shits like Al Sharpton stirring up trouble, because that's part of the fun.

The best fun is rioting, getting free shit, and making sure Whitey can't do a thing about it. Baltimore could flare into riots any time:

Anyone that concerned? Not really, because blacks over-populate areas and make them shit. Nobody cared if Ferguson, Missouri burned to the ground. Nobody's all that concerned about Baltimore either. Who the fuck lives in Baltimore? The media, which fans the flames of the rioter's gasoline cans, would care if any decent suburb of Baltimore got fucked over, or if Orioles Stadium burned to the ground ("We'll have to play home games in nearby Washington D.C.") but can anyone think of an important landmark in Baltimore? Poe's grave? He's dead. And it's not a big tourist attraction. Tourists don't go to Baltimore.

Dead Fred had a guest celebrity mourner in Erica Garner.

Erica's the daughter of Eric Garner who was a "Black Victim of the Week." Poor Eric, you'll remember, is the obese guy clogging up the street selling illegal cigarettes. He resisted arrest, so some asshole cop got him into a choke hold. Cops do shit like that. They also aren't prone to believe cries of "I can't breathe" because they figure any and every "perp" is lying. Especially black ones.

So here's Erica Garner, extending her own fame and keeping her Dad's name alive, coming up with a good quote:

"It's like there is no accountability, no justice. It's like we're back in the `50s, back in the Martin Luther King days. When is our day to be free going to come?"

Is it like the 50's, or is it that there are more blacks than ever, and more of them more likely to resist arrest or to flat-out make a run for it? Dead Fred made a run or it. Is it a surprise that once apprehended, the pissed off cops tried to hold him down and make sure he wouldn't keep on being an asshole? "He became irate and leg cuffs were put on him," says the media. And eventually, amid much more thrashing and arrest-resisting, and perhaps a little added police brutality, the man's spine was damaged and he died. No, not nice. Easily preventable, either by him, the cops, or both.

But just as the name Trayyyyyyvon has disappeared from t-shirts, and "I Can't Breathe" has disappeared from t-shirts, Dead Fred's name will fade from the newspapers to make room for the next "Black Victim of the Week."

And let's not forget "The Kardashian Story of the Week," to help the nation heal.

No, things are not going to get better. How about something at least a little bit different? Like, all the blacks in America protesting Kanye West for marrying white trash? Or how about the police getting Kim Kardashian in a fatal choke hold?