FREDDIE - USA's "Black Victim of the Week"

On Saturday, Baltimore Orioles' stadium was in lockdown.

Why? Because of protests over the "Black Victim of the Week." Some guy named Freddie died under police custody (after taking off, and then resisting arrest and kicking and screaming). Naturally, the blacks within a 100 mile radius decided this was a good excuse to threaten violence. So it ended up with an entire stadium full of people wondering if they were going to live or die.

Imagine going to a baseball game and then not being able to leave! And not knowing if half the crowd would get violent and you'd end up with a broken arm or a fractured skull.

It was the start of the latest chaotic rage over the "Black Victim of the Week."

Draw what you like from it.

The fact is, every fucking week, some black guy becomes a martyr and there's either a riot or near riot. It always involves death-by-cop.

Either white cops are getting more and more out of control, or there are far more thuggish blacks than ever.

Either way, this is a chronic situation.

The media makes it worse, by always finding a case to publicize. The odds are pretty good that some black felon will thrash and punch and resist arrest, and then die in the struggle. The odds are also good that a black felon will take off and an angry cop will shoot him in the back.

This is NOT standard police procedure, of course. Black felons know this. If you run, the cop is supposed to yell "Halt," and then stand there like an idiot while you laugh and skip away, and maybe give him a twerk before you hop a fence. The cop isn't supposed to shoot you, he's supposed to spend the next day, week, or month hunting you down and talking to your shitty family and friends and take a lot of abuse, or just shrug and forget about it.

Frankly, most Americans are sick and tired...of this lethal but boring shit. They dislike BOTH sides. They don't like pig cops who are notoriously nasty to most everyone. And they don't like jive-ass blacks who think that they can play the race card and get away with thievery, drug dealing or other "minor" crimes.

Look around. Being poor or stupid or ethnic doesn't prevent people from serving you a burger. Or cleaning the office floors or being nannies. Not great jobs, but honest ones, and ones suitable for people who either can't or don't want to read and better themselves. Most blacks who don't feel like going to school or learning how to read, settle for the alternative of menial jobs OR they find a "skilled" job like plumber or auto mechanic and end up making more than the average white office worker. But there are the miscreants. And that leads to...

The "Black Victim of the Week."

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I have a feeling the media could easily find "Jew Victim of the Week," "Gay Victim of the Week," "Rape Victim of the Week," but it's more provocative and more of a guarantee of readership if they find a black one, because the "Black Victim of the Week" is the one most likely to cause a fucking riot.

Face it, the Jew, the Gay, the rape victim...is not going to be the excuse for an army of Jews, gays or raped women to break into a store and steal TV sets and computers.

But dead Fred? He managed to get an entire STADIUM full of people in Baltimore temporarily under wraps. He has entire neighborhoods on edge, and of course, he has loudmouth shits like Al Sharpton stirring up trouble, because that's part of the fun.

The best fun is rioting, getting free shit, and making sure Whitey can't do a thing about it. Baltimore could flare into riots any time:

Anyone that concerned? Not really, because blacks over-populate areas and make them shit. Nobody cared if Ferguson, Missouri burned to the ground. Nobody's all that concerned about Baltimore either. Who the fuck lives in Baltimore? The media, which fans the flames of the rioter's gasoline cans, would care if any decent suburb of Baltimore got fucked over, or if Orioles Stadium burned to the ground ("We'll have to play home games in nearby Washington D.C.") but can anyone think of an important landmark in Baltimore? Poe's grave? He's dead. And it's not a big tourist attraction. Tourists don't go to Baltimore.

Dead Fred had a guest celebrity mourner in Erica Garner.

Erica's the daughter of Eric Garner who was a "Black Victim of the Week." Poor Eric, you'll remember, is the obese guy clogging up the street selling illegal cigarettes. He resisted arrest, so some asshole cop got him into a choke hold. Cops do shit like that. They also aren't prone to believe cries of "I can't breathe" because they figure any and every "perp" is lying. Especially black ones.

So here's Erica Garner, extending her own fame and keeping her Dad's name alive, coming up with a good quote:

"It's like there is no accountability, no justice. It's like we're back in the `50s, back in the Martin Luther King days. When is our day to be free going to come?"

Is it like the 50's, or is it that there are more blacks than ever, and more of them more likely to resist arrest or to flat-out make a run for it? Dead Fred made a run or it. Is it a surprise that once apprehended, the pissed off cops tried to hold him down and make sure he wouldn't keep on being an asshole? "He became irate and leg cuffs were put on him," says the media. And eventually, amid much more thrashing and arrest-resisting, and perhaps a little added police brutality, the man's spine was damaged and he died. No, not nice. Easily preventable, either by him, the cops, or both.

But just as the name Trayyyyyyvon has disappeared from t-shirts, and "I Can't Breathe" has disappeared from t-shirts, Dead Fred's name will fade from the newspapers to make room for the next "Black Victim of the Week."

And let's not forget "The Kardashian Story of the Week," to help the nation heal.

No, things are not going to get better. How about something at least a little bit different? Like, all the blacks in America protesting Kanye West for marrying white trash? Or how about the police getting Kim Kardashian in a fatal choke hold?