Krazy Vivian Kubrick says GO FUCK OFF after her GOFUNDME Duvall Doo-Dooings

Fans of bug-eyed buck-toothed Shelley Duvall learned of her decline into insanity via the "Dr. Phil" show.

The drawling dickhead hauled Shelley to his show from crazy-friendly Texas (where Shelley disappeared as her acting career ebbed). After much ballyhoo and teaser-ads, the show aired, and people were dismayed at how bat-shit crazy Shelley had become. Aside from becoming fat, she had become a typical Southern nutjob, carrying on about the Bermuda triangle, people following her, and the rest of the paranoid shit. Dr. Phil, the glaring goading goofball, popped questions at her to elicit even more bizarre responses. Ultimately, viewers were told that Duvall was going to be in treatment at a clinic.

Except you go in VOLUNTARILY, and after a few days, Shelley demanded to go back home. And did.

That's when the twist of Krazy Kubrick came.

As every Huelbig knows, Kubrick is the daughter of the genius who gave us "2001 a Space Odyssey" and two violent classics that maniacs love: "A Clockwork Asshole" and "The Shining Imbecile." Oooh, who doesn't like to see chavs on a rape spree, or a woman who looks like Olive Oyl put through REAL sadism at the hands of a director looking for authenticity?

Kubrick announced SHE would take charge. On what authority? Because Shelley made "The Shining" with her creepy Daddy? Was she trying to to step ahead of any claims from Robert Altman's family, since Altman directed Shelley in "Popeye?"

GOFUNDME! Oh yes, GOFUNDME, the answer to EVERYTHING.

Poor Duvall. She was convinced people were after her, and didn't think it might be SCIENTOLOGISTS.

Isn't it nice that America houses all kinds of shady organizations, like SCIENTOLOGY, and EBAY and GOOGLE, which hide behind fortress compounds, and answer to nobody? They all commit heinous acts that are utterly illegal, but NOBODY enforces the law. They always get a free pass.

Duvall is 67. So how old is her mother Bobbie? The one Krazy Kubrick spoke with? 84 at the youngest? Did she speak to Bobbie at all? Does SAG-AFTRA monitor whatever pension money they send out? How about the government Medicaid benefits? WHO is in charge of THAT stuff?

The bottom line here, is that this is a vivid example of how the mentally ill are NOT treated in America. Here's a famous woman, exploited by a goofy redneck on TV, with nobody emphatically standing up for her and explaining what, if anything, is being done. Dr. Phil didn't go into any detail of how one treats a paranoid like Shelley. Shock therapy? Drugs? Daily reassurance that the Bermuda Triangle is NOT between her legs? WHAT is going on with Duvall at this moment, and is she simply being placated like a 4 year-old and kept in a room with no sharp objects?

And what of the thousands upon thousands who are JUST like her, but NOT stars? Are they all locked up? Drugged up? Abused and exploited by anyone from a sex predator to a Scientologist?

There was enough of the real Duvall left, for the actress to go on TV and seek help. Not enough for her to stay at the clinic that was paid for by Dr. Phil's staff (and not SAG-AFTRA or Medicare or Krazy Kubrick). Her fate remains uncertain. Her story is way off to the side, with most of the attention today focusing on how wonderful it was that George Michael had gay sex with strangers, and how sad Kim Kuntrashian looked as she minced around town with her hubby Kuntye.

Holy Shit! In Santa Monica?

Well, THAT's going to make somebody cough up the kosher granola.

A synagogue in Santa Monica, of all places, got vandalized by some irritable bowel with nothing better to do on a Saturday night.

Typical reaction from the rebbe: "This seems kind of intentional."

You can imagine what a Muzzie would've said. Something involving decapitation, and revenge.

This is just a little wake-up-and-smell-the-feces moment, to remind people in a VERY affluent community that there is, as Randy "I Love L.A." Newman titled an album, "Trouble in Paradise."

Santa Monica is very clean, white and affluent. A certain old TV star who loves gays and posing like The Widow Death, lives there. Stan Laurel, Noel Neill and Phyllis Diller lived there and dozens and dozens more. Santa Monica is loaded with fancy homes, and has a very chic mall, and a lovely beach. A bicycle ride for just a mile or two, and you're in the Brentwood area where the certain old TV star greets her gay friends, and where tourists try to get a glimpse at the house where O.J. murdered Nicole.

Oh, it's possible some lunatic from Barstow or Lompac drove over to Santa Monica, or it could've been an angry Mexican gardener (RICE and feces) upset that a few of his Jewish customers insisted he come over and make a din with his leafblower on Christmas day. Who knows. And, actually, who cares? Feh. Oy. So what. "This seems kind of intentional." So the rebbe will have some CCTV cameras installed to get a nice blurry picture of somebody in a ski-mask.

Maybe it was SANTA himself, annoyed that there's a synagogue in SANTA Monica. Meanwhile there are synagogues in all kinds of changing neighborhoods, or hostile territories, and living with fear or the possibility of a bomb blast is just part of daily life.

Scapegoating leads to acts of antisemitism even in a genteel (if not gentile) location. From the ravings of Roger Waters or the certain old TV star who was on Farcebook praising the Palesteeeeenians...people will still buy into the idea that Jews own everything, that Arabs would all be nice and peaceful if there were no Jews, and that the world is better off without a lot of very good accountants and doctors and teachers. Jews tend to be peaceful, educated, and don't insist you should convert OR ELSE. But, people hate Jews anyway. Just a reminder from Santa Monica.

"Look at those houses. Look at those trees. Look at that bum, man, he's down on his knees...look at that shit smeared on a synagogue...I LOVE L.A."

Huffity Puffity - He's No Longer Here But He's Still Queer

Gotta love the search engines...NOT A LOT.

Instead of just giving me the headlines, so I could make sure nothing horrific happened and the forecast isn't rain, there was a piece telling me George Michael was a FILTHY GAY FUCKER AND WE SHOULD HONOR HIM FOR THAT.

Huh?

That's not news, is it? It's some queer's opinion. It's at the FREE Huffity-Puff website. WHO CARES?

Somehow Huffity-Puffity or some QUEER at Bing or Google, decided to push this idiot article to the top of today's searches.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, at first I thought the piece was a NEWS item, saying that poor dead Georgy-Girl was being vilified on Twitter (oh, the agony) for being a filthy queer. But no, it was just some filthy queer trying to get some click-through nickels and dimes by writing an inflammatory bowel about the guy.

Let's stop THERE for a moment.

The most important thing about this idiot was NOT the God-awful music that SOME people like? It's being a SLUT?

Someone who is promiscuous is a SLUT. That's a good thing?

At a time when the population doesn't need more bastards? When the clinics don't need more STD cases? When medical insurance doesn't need to bankrupt the government paying for expensive drugs so sluts can stay around even with HIV?

THIS Huffity-Puffity blowjob boy admires Georgy-Girl for being a role model: It's GOOD to have indiscriminate sex in bathrooms. EVERYBODY should do it.

Right, as if parents don't have enough problems explaining to their girls that they should NOT be like Madonna or Viley Virus.

What's the ultimate goal in life? Finding a partner. A soulmate. Someone who will be loyal to you. Someone to treasure. You don't exactly want to see the person all over the Internet sucking and fucking with dozens of strangers. You don't want to explain when your kid downloads two dozen porn images: "That's your mother, before she met me." Or, "That's your father before, like Bowie, he decided gay sex was trendy but he wanted to marry a WOMAN instead."

But here goes Mr. Blowjob, a typical "here and queer" idiot who praises Georgy-Girl NOT for being any kind of artist, but for being a famous slut.

Jesus Fuckin' Christ.

This type of thing is what makes the Westboro Baptist assholes go ape-shit. "See, fags aren't normal. Fags are undermining family values. Fags just want to have sex in public, take over the bathrooms so guys can't even use 'em in peace, and Lord the drag queens, screeching and hollering all over the place, too. HOW do we explain this to our children?"

As I've said before, the "here and queer" bunch are a selfish, preening, idiotic collection of loonies. Gays are supposed to be artistic and sensitive but they can be a nasty clique of bitches. The idea that a man's hairy ass is their notion of beauty would tell you they are a bit...CRAZED.

They also are exclusionary. It's gays, dykes and drag queens and trannies who should be marching around showing off their lifestyle.

And I say, what about the bondage bunch? The infantilists? The foot fetishists? The spank brigade? Aren't they just as inhibited and maligned and ridiculed? Oh, for the day when you walk into a bank, and the teller is in a diaper and bib. You sit on a park bench and across the way, somebody is spanking somebody else, pants down. Why not? It's JUST an ass, and we ALL have one? You enter a building and there's somebody hanging from the ceiling with genitalia covered with signs saying "WHORE" or "SLAVE" or whatever. What's wrong with THAT? That person is just, er, HANGING AROUND and NOT BOTHERING YOU!

We call genitalia "privates," and they should be. Part of civilization is you don't shit and piss in the street even if these are "natural" acts, you don't go topless if you have "secondary sexual characteristics," and dressing up in drag and dressing up in blackface are both stupid things to do in public. If you desperately HAVE to do it, seek a therapist. If you can't control yourself and go to a gay bar, and instead hang around a men's room being a prurient pest, SEEK A THERAPIST, don't cheer that George Michael was famous for it. Or Wilfrid Brambell? Let's forget he was "Steptoe" and in "Hard Day's Night," let's cheer that he was arrested and became a symbol for horny old bastards needing to suck cock.

Can we simply say there's nothing "wrong" (or particularly right) about somebody's perverted sexuality, and leave it at that, and leave it in the bedroom?

Surely Mr. Huffity-Puffity Blowjob is going to write a piece on the anniversary of DeSade's death, and say what a great influence HE was. Not on HIM, but on thousands, millions of sadists. Tweet: "Take this opportunity to tie somebody up and drip hot candle wax on their nipples! Thank GOD for DeSADE!"

Really, what next? Actually, we're already there, because any time some ISIS (or ISIL) monkey blows something up or attacks some innocent people, the response from his supporters is, "God is great! That was a GOOD ONE. Come on everybody, do what HE did!"

Why be inhibited?

Shauna's Pube Color Cunt Conundrum!

Hello, Roland the Schoolmarm here.

You know how PUSHY I am. I asked to take over a blog post here. Who knows, one day I'll take over the whole blog!

I've got a contest, and it runs for a week, and the full PDF download of the RULES can be found HERE, HERE and HERE.

You know Shauna LOVES to shave her TWAT at least twice a day, if not four or five times.

But if she could manage to stop creaming her TWAT with Taylor (Swift) of Old Bond Street, and shaving all the time, WHAT COLOR WOULD HER PUBES BE?

A lot of blonde bitches actually have BLACK pubes! Here's a picture of my niece.

I closed my eyes when I took the picture.

My idea of a woman is Winnie Whitehorn. But really, for the past decade, my main passion has been to hang around Barry Grooker, and get items of his clothes (which I actually don't sell on eBay but keep for myself!)

Oh, but let me try and NOT mention the stalwart Commander for a minute, or create a risible runcible and retarded recitation, and get back to my generous lagniappe.

Yes, there IS a prize if you go HERE, HERE and HERE, and pick out the clues for seven days, fill out the forms in triplicate, and use the precise fonts, ink and grammar that I request. Or rather, DEMAND.

The prize will be a stray pube from Shauna, which is VERY rare indeed. And then you and ONLY you, will know the answer to WHAT COLOR HER CUNT HAIR is. You will be sworn to secrecy, on the threat of being taken off my mailing list of Beyond the Piss updates!

Just to CUNTFUSE you, here's the niece of Geoff Dung, showing her light diarhhea-type hair color:

Oh, but I could bloviate all day, and tease you with other possibilities!

Are you seeing red, yet? Well, why not? There's a Ginger in Bristol named Saskia...

Oh, I could go on and on. When it comes to CUNTS, nobody can beat me. I know, you wish somebody would!

Ebay, Where They Shovel Garbage To Retards

"Scratched" records that "probably don't play well."

OOOH, can I have FIFTY OF 'EM? For $12? WOW what a DEAL!

Here's a smeller - er, seller - who either bought out a record store, or won a ton of crap from a storage facility, and wheeee, he picked through the trash, found whatever FEW singles were any good, and is now getting rid of the utter garbage at SUCH a DISCOUNT.

This dung beetle actually sits around counting up to 50...OVER...and OVER...and OVER...

He's done this over 600 times. Watta drone. Considering what he paid to go through the garbage, the storage involved, and that shipping on this shit is at least $3, he's one hell of a moron. But not as much as the morons who BUY his crap. WHAT are they thinking? That they'll find buried treasures? Ho ho ha ha hee hee.

Piers Moron: A Mild Dip of Parfait and then Sucking Black Cock

Oh, that Piers Morgan. What EMPATHY. After Tweeting a Merry Christmas to Donald Trump, proving himself to be a true bird brain, Moron fielded a sad Tweet from the newly widowed Mrs. Parfait.

I guess if you're married to a ridiculous druggie smoker nitwit journeyman rocker, you have a limited attention span and vocabulary. But what's Moron's excuse?

Their exchange was very brief.

And then, on to more important things, like SMOKING A CIGAR!

Do you believe it? It's the 21st Century, and assholes like Piers Morgan STILL think smoking a CIGAR is a sign of class and affluence.

As George Carlin said, "it looks like a big brown dick, and you're sucking on it!"

Did George Michael Teach James Corden How to Suck Cock?

Once a suck up, always a suck up.