Huffity Puffity - He's No Longer Here But He's Still Queer

Gotta love the search engines...NOT A LOT.

Instead of just giving me the headlines, so I could make sure nothing horrific happened and the forecast isn't rain, there was a piece telling me George Michael was a FILTHY GAY FUCKER AND WE SHOULD HONOR HIM FOR THAT.

Huh?

That's not news, is it? It's some queer's opinion. It's at the FREE Huffity-Puff website. WHO CARES?

Somehow Huffity-Puffity or some QUEER at Bing or Google, decided to push this idiot article to the top of today's searches.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, at first I thought the piece was a NEWS item, saying that poor dead Georgy-Girl was being vilified on Twitter (oh, the agony) for being a filthy queer. But no, it was just some filthy queer trying to get some click-through nickels and dimes by writing an inflammatory bowel about the guy.

Let's stop THERE for a moment.

The most important thing about this idiot was NOT the God-awful music that SOME people like? It's being a SLUT?

Someone who is promiscuous is a SLUT. That's a good thing?

At a time when the population doesn't need more bastards? When the clinics don't need more STD cases? When medical insurance doesn't need to bankrupt the government paying for expensive drugs so sluts can stay around even with HIV?

THIS Huffity-Puffity blowjob boy admires Georgy-Girl for being a role model: It's GOOD to have indiscriminate sex in bathrooms. EVERYBODY should do it.

Right, as if parents don't have enough problems explaining to their girls that they should NOT be like Madonna or Viley Virus.

What's the ultimate goal in life? Finding a partner. A soulmate. Someone who will be loyal to you. Someone to treasure. You don't exactly want to see the person all over the Internet sucking and fucking with dozens of strangers. You don't want to explain when your kid downloads two dozen porn images: "That's your mother, before she met me." Or, "That's your father before, like Bowie, he decided gay sex was trendy but he wanted to marry a WOMAN instead."

But here goes Mr. Blowjob, a typical "here and queer" idiot who praises Georgy-Girl NOT for being any kind of artist, but for being a famous slut.

Jesus Fuckin' Christ.

This type of thing is what makes the Westboro Baptist assholes go ape-shit. "See, fags aren't normal. Fags are undermining family values. Fags just want to have sex in public, take over the bathrooms so guys can't even use 'em in peace, and Lord the drag queens, screeching and hollering all over the place, too. HOW do we explain this to our children?"

As I've said before, the "here and queer" bunch are a selfish, preening, idiotic collection of loonies. Gays are supposed to be artistic and sensitive but they can be a nasty clique of bitches. The idea that a man's hairy ass is their notion of beauty would tell you they are a bit...CRAZED.

They also are exclusionary. It's gays, dykes and drag queens and trannies who should be marching around showing off their lifestyle.

And I say, what about the bondage bunch? The infantilists? The foot fetishists? The spank brigade? Aren't they just as inhibited and maligned and ridiculed? Oh, for the day when you walk into a bank, and the teller is in a diaper and bib. You sit on a park bench and across the way, somebody is spanking somebody else, pants down. Why not? It's JUST an ass, and we ALL have one? You enter a building and there's somebody hanging from the ceiling with genitalia covered with signs saying "WHORE" or "SLAVE" or whatever. What's wrong with THAT? That person is just, er, HANGING AROUND and NOT BOTHERING YOU!

We call genitalia "privates," and they should be. Part of civilization is you don't shit and piss in the street even if these are "natural" acts, you don't go topless if you have "secondary sexual characteristics," and dressing up in drag and dressing up in blackface are both stupid things to do in public. If you desperately HAVE to do it, seek a therapist. If you can't control yourself and go to a gay bar, and instead hang around a men's room being a prurient pest, SEEK A THERAPIST, don't cheer that George Michael was famous for it. Or Wilfrid Brambell? Let's forget he was "Steptoe" and in "Hard Day's Night," let's cheer that he was arrested and became a symbol for horny old bastards needing to suck cock.

Can we simply say there's nothing "wrong" (or particularly right) about somebody's perverted sexuality, and leave it at that, and leave it in the bedroom?

Surely Mr. Huffity-Puffity Blowjob is going to write a piece on the anniversary of DeSade's death, and say what a great influence HE was. Not on HIM, but on thousands, millions of sadists. Tweet: "Take this opportunity to tie somebody up and drip hot candle wax on their nipples! Thank GOD for DeSADE!"

Really, what next? Actually, we're already there, because any time some ISIS (or ISIL) monkey blows something up or attacks some innocent people, the response from his supporters is, "God is great! That was a GOOD ONE. Come on everybody, do what HE did!"

Why be inhibited?