Piers Moron: A Mild Dip of Parfait and then Sucking Black Cock

Oh, that Piers Morgan. What EMPATHY. After Tweeting a Merry Christmas to Donald Trump, proving himself to be a true bird brain, Moron fielded a sad Tweet from the newly widowed Mrs. Parfait.

I guess if you're married to a ridiculous druggie smoker nitwit journeyman rocker, you have a limited attention span and vocabulary. But what's Moron's excuse?

Their exchange was very brief.

And then, on to more important things, like SMOKING A CIGAR!

Do you believe it? It's the 21st Century, and assholes like Piers Morgan STILL think smoking a CIGAR is a sign of class and affluence.

As George Carlin said, "it looks like a big brown dick, and you're sucking on it!"