...because tiresome assholes Bono and "The Edge" won an award for some shitty theme song for a Mandela movie. I would've preferred the shitty song Taylor Swift wrote for some other shitty movie.
These two silly-named morons are becoming more and more like Phil Collins every year. They write insipid, disposable pop pap. Now they're into Broadway and Films. What next, they're gonna go marry each other like Elton John and David Furnish? Then they can really settle down to appealing to gay audiences.
PS, guys, the "accessories" are getting a tad old, don't you think? Bono and his fairy-pink sunglasses, and moron "The Edge" with that dumbass knit cap. What's the deal, "The Edge" has a receding hairline? And, oh yeah, Little Steven the greasy all-nose no-face spit-swapper for Broooos has a lock on do-rags.
Christ, look at these two assholes.
As for Bono, it seems that once in a while, he can get off his soap box and take some instruction on how to be entertaining. Amy Poehler got him to pretend to be sort of her "trainer," giving her a massage and keeping her loose when her name was called, along with four other nominees, in some "Best Actress" category or other. That was kind of funny to see...
You're not even smiling? Well then we can just continue to call Bono a sanctimonious full-of-shit douchebag in ridiculous sunglasses.
PS, the fusspots who complained that Jackie Bisset gave a strange speech...no, she didn't. She was a little awed at winning (if you're over 50 and you're not Meryl Streep, you will not likely win). I liked her line that you can remain beautiful best by forgiving. This was followed by quoting her mother who said that people who give you shit (that word was censored) can "Go to hell, and never come back." So all the fags who tittered about her speech...go to hell and don't come back.
Lastly, Woody Allen is a genius. One of the very few. He writes, directs, and at times even acts in his own films. His output of nearly 50 original films is astounding. For a genius, he's a pretty good guy. It's sickening that some Hollywood assholes are treating him the same way a previous generation of assholes treated Chaplin. Reports, quite accurate, noted that the drunks and jerks at the Golden Globes sat on their hands when it was announced he was getting a Lifetime Achievement Award. Like, uh, can we applaud this guy and risk Ronan Farrow throwing a hissy fit? Fuckin' Farrow, who has made a name for himself ONLY by dissing Woody Allen? Props and guts to Diane Keaton for accepting the award in his honor, and pointing out what a tremendous amount of good, original and at times risk-taking films this guy has made. Naturally she got the same abuse as Bisset, hooted at for talking too much and being a tad eccentric. (See: Go to hell and don't come back).
Put it this way, Woody's contribution to culture dwarfs Bono and "The Edge" and all the year's Golden Globe winners combined. Anybody gonna be talking about or renting Adam Sandler or Amy Poehler sitcoms ten years from now? Anyone going to be talking about Kevin Spacey's mini-series on Netflix? Scorcese gets the ovations as the greatest living director. That idiot Tarantino is considered a genius. And everyone's supposed to be in awe of every Spike Lee "joint." But Woody Allen...who is maverick enough to ignore all awards shows...is treated coldly even when he gets a Lifetime Achievement award? People who deny Woody Allen...go to hell and don't come back.
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