Viley Virus is Quiet - TOO BAD JUSTIN BIEBER ISN'T IN JAIL OR BEATEN TO A PULP

SO FAR...2014 has begun as another year for "THE BIEBS," the world's most hated teenager.

He was just caught throwing eggs at a neighbor's house. What a fucking twerp.

The cops came with a search warrant (to match the eggs in his fridge with the ones thrown?).

Obviously they were hoping to "accidentally" uncover drugs and other misdemeanors. Which they did. But the drugs, they say, belong to some rap-moron homey of Justin's.

That's the thing about this Cowardly Canadian. He surrounds himself with stooges who'll take the blame for him, literally carry him where he wants to go, and keep anyone from punching his bratty face.

But where oh where is his cunty look-alike, Viley Virus?

She isn't acting up yet in 2014?

Well, no, because she's still got her tongue stuck to the North Pole, and she's been up there since December 25, 2013...

Wouldn't it be nice if this irritating bitch's tongue was permanently stuck to the North Pole?