Now it's YOUR turn to be FUCKED. Bitcoin and Internet Blockages

"Bitcoin is entirely distributed. That means loans without banks, contracts without lawyers, and stocks without brokers, executed and recorded across hundreds of servers at all corners of the earth." Consultant Andreas M. Antonopoulos, echoing a 2012 white paper by software developer J.R. Willett, says that the Bitcoin protocol is to distributed finance what Internet Protocol has been to distributed information.

Heh heh heh.

In other words, Bitcoin, the financial NAPSTER, will, like the original Napster, make a fortune for the few weasels that own it...and bring disaster for everyone else.

All those moles and Zinfucks and Hansy-Pansies who mewled that "music should be free," and that stealing is "sharing," and that downloading "Wolf of Wall Street" from kickass is "Freedom of Speech," can now watch as their bank accounts disappear, they can't find an ATM machine, they can't get a loan for a mortgage, and the price of everything goes up.

Well, FUCK YOU ALL. You didn't care if singers, songwriters, writers, workers at newspapers and magazines, members of a film crew...etc. etc...lost their jobs. Now it's YOUR TURN to suffer. And hopefully, you will suffer like the DAMNED. DAMN YOU. It's YOUR TURN NOW.

Eat SHIT, ALL OF YOU.

Here's more. With the lovely Bitcoin, as well as our adorable INTERNET, your kids will be able to buy all their mail-order meth they want. All the Ecstasy and MOLLY. And if they aren't MOLLIFIED enough by the free downloads of Viley Virus and Justin Bieber music that you'll be forced to hear bouncing off the walls, if they aren't MOLLIFIED by all the drugs they take...they'll slit your throat. Isn't that the way kids are these days? No respect for their elders...the ones who "shared" every Beach Boys album in a forum, and told everyone what "freedom of speech" was all about, and how wonderful it is to throw pictures of your ex-girlfriend naked all over the Internet, and cyber-bully, and go over to Rotten.com for a good time.

Heh heh heh.

Technology is a bitch. And that raging bitch is now the BITCOIN, and the focus is on other ways to abuse the Internet and its weak and feeble laws. More Nigerian scam letters. Barely a slap on the wrist for hackers. Ha ha ho ho hee hee, love those "SPOOF" games, don't you? Where you get an e-mail you THOUGHT was from Paypal or Amazon or Netflix, and suddenly there's nothing in your bank account? Well, FUCK YOU, because banks will be as empty as recordd stores. BITCOIN will be the game, along with on-line poker and the rest of the stupid shit.

That is, until the Internet itself blows up.

It can happen very easily, really.

What's the INTERNET? A frail bunch of bytes and bits. Little blips wirelessly floating around like krill and plankton in the ocean easily swallowed up by fish.

Jam some signals. Re-route a router. Did you read about how easily the sleazy chain of TARGET stores got hacked, and credit cards compromised? Oooh, credit cards...forget about those. We've got BITCOIN.

At this point, you're either alarmed, or you think I don't know how to analyze the news. Or both. On the latter, all I can tell you is re-read the two items in today's news. When somebody tells you that BITCOIN is going to be like NAPSTER...and when somebody tells you how easily an entire nation can be deprived of Internet service...

Some of you were so overjoyed when you discovered Napster, and some "blogfather" giving away the Everly Brothers discography, and some Nazi posting a new album every day with his fucking name as the Password, and good old Limewire...I hope you'll be overjoyed by the BITCOIN and its promise of being the currency for bootlegging, illegal drugs, and who knows, hiring a hit man, too. And can you use the BITCOIN to hire some hacker to shut down an entire country's Internet?

Why not?

"I've seen the future, brother, and it's murder." Leonard Cohen.