The RAT BASTARDS of Spain - another idiot nation that should be booted from the United Nations

You thought the loco idiots of Spain only went nuts with the "running of the bulls?"

Hell no, that's far from the only bull shit from Spain. How about throwing rats around? Hey, that's real hygienic.

This is the 21st Century. THIS is how some people are amused?

There are also places that have organized food fights (as if people aren't starving in other backward shit-head parts of the world, like gang-rape-friendly India).

Me, I'd rather listen to an old Marty Feldman record.

Specifically, the harmless insane bit where an old lady and a crazed old man (played by Feldman, natch) visit a travel agency. Feldman ends up going nuts (more than usual). And yes, there's a rat reference...

The old couple are angry at the owner of a travel agency and compare him unfavorably to a friend named Arthur...

Old Woman:
HE was a gentleman.
Old Man:
Arthur was. And a murderer...
Old Woman:
He wouldn't have stood for any of your nonsense.
Old Man:
No.
Old Woman:
He would have bitten your throat out. Old Man:
He would have done. Arthur was a gentleman.
Old Woman:
He was, yes
Old Man:
He made the finest vanilla blancmange outside of Leamington.
Old Woman:
And and and he took no truck from darkies, and I'll tell you one thing, he could...he could juggle with rats...
Old Man:
(moving towards the door) Well thank you! Well that was fun, wasn't it?
Old Woman:
Yes, now let's go and destroy the grocer.

Go hunt up the whole routine. Believe me, it's a lot more amusing than throwing rats around.