Like her dimwit idiot pal Paris Hilton, bitchy Nicole Richie thinks that being a flat-chested stick, and walking around in sunglasses with a permanent pout...makes her a star.
Unfortunately, these days, it does. "Reality show" idiots...sluts who made porn videos that leaked....shit-for-brains cunts who have a semi-famous if turd-faced father...they are STARS.
Skunk girl Richie has been out of the slimelight for a while, but she's ba-a-a-ack with some stupid show where cameras follow her around while she primps and buys outfits and sips alcohol through a straw. Oooh, and she dyed her hair. How original.
With that hair and that body, my suggestion for Nicole's new series is: "NICOLE RICHIE, HUMAN TOILET BRUSH."
Every week, she visits a celebrity's bathroom, and two guys on her staff turn her upside down and clean the toilet with her head.
First off, it might get the blue dye out of her hair.
Second, at least she'd be doing something useful.
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