Stinky Sayreville High School Hazing Report Sucks!

Don't turn a blind eye to human nature...or an open mouth. Unless you want a stinkfinger in it.

One of the joys of "entertainment" in high school and college is abusing classmates. Nobody wants to admit it or do much about it. Fact: the Fascist Nazi desire to dominate somebody else, can be seen this early, if not earlier.

In America it's amusingly, hazily called "hazing." "Hazing" is such an indefinite word. But like "pfishing" and "sharing" it covers absolutely criminal activity. This stuff is rarely reported in the media unless some kid is subjected to chugging a quart of alcohol...and dies. But the Sayreville High School morons in the dumbass state of New Jersey got some attention this week.

Seven members (MEMBERS, get it) of the football team abused newer recruits. Apparently the main thing they did, and it could've been worse, was put the teenagers on their backs, finger-fuck 'em, and then put the dirty fingers in their mouths.

The Daily News report on this quoted someone as saying, "This sucks!"

There you go, a little humor.

Even the NY Post didn't go that far. The Daily News also reported visiting the home of one of the football players (presumed to be black) only to find "the house was dark." Yes, it usually is.

Here's the sucky part of the story:

What'll happen? Not much.

Minors know they can't be sent to jail if they aren't 18. We're seeing a lot of juvenile delinquency from brats who know all about sex and violence by the time they're twelve. That gives 'em a lot of hormonal hell-horror years to act out, disobey parents and teachers, and get very smug about it.

I'm glad to say I was such a loner in high school, and the school was so inept, that I didn't bother with the few team sports they offered. In college I likewise avoided that crap (again, this wasn't a place noted for its athletics, especially the glandular sports of fat slob football or Nubian-tall basketball). I also avoided the one fraternity where they forced guys to spend a week wearing a straw hat and carrying a brick everywhere (hardly a major humiliation).

Oh how amusing to shut the lights, howl like animals, and fingerfuck guys. Sayreville..."a perfect place to raise your kids." Governor Crisco Christie, one of the fattest men ever elected to office, declared he was shocked by this "unacceptable" behavior. Of course he was. HE didn't get obese just by sucking a finger.