Wednesday, October 29, 2014

When Your Daughter Becomes a Monkey-Slut

Considering the odds, it's pretty brave of anyone to have kids.

First off, even 20 years ago, dopey Charles Jordan had to realize that his kid would grow up in a polluted, violent world. Now, it's even more obvious that a child born TODAY is going to be facing pure hell by 21.

Maybe the operative word IS "dopey." Charles Jordan looks like a moron.

Then again, his daughter looks like a slut.

The third man in the picture...is no longer in the picture.

At best, dopey Charles Jordan began to realize that in this age of sexualization and selfies, NO WAY was his 20 year-old daughter NOT going to be fucking around. Now, considering he's low-life trash himself, what kind of guy would his daughter be looking for...in a world that idolizes the Kardashians and promotes their lifestyle?

Well, it's not going to be a white guy with a good job. It's more likely to be a creepy gorilla-faced cretin. And what a nice match they'd be...a pouty slut who looks 30, sporting a tattoo above her tit...and a monkey.

She couldn't go to his place to monkey around? He probably lived on the street. A real turn-on for white trash. So she invites him to her place. Only Daddy doesn't exactly trust his daughter.

The happy ending for this slut is that she'll testify that he killed her monkey, and that she warned him not to do it. Daddy goes to jail, daughter has the WHOLE APARTMENT in which to play out all her Kim Kardashian fantasies of sex with rappers and football players and gruesome looking apes. Daddy's claim that this was a burglar...nah. The police, the judge, they'll all tell you: "If a monkey is in your apartment, simply leave and call the police. The monkey has rights, and if they monkey runs away, at least the monkey is gone. Win-win."

Could this have happened pre-Internet? Pre-Kardashian. Perhaps. But social media and "entertainment" today is telling girls, "be slutty, take selfies, get tattoos, and find minorities to fuck."

That's just the way it is in the 21st Century. Any wonder there probably won't be a 22nd?

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