A WHITER SHADE OF PALTROW - RACISM OVER A BLOND BEAUTY

Let's get back to pop trivia.

PEOPLE, that stupid magazine that somehow survives because dentists need something in their waiting rooms, and stupid cunt-cows need more to buy at a super market checkout counter, decided GWYNETH PALTROW is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Huh? Now? Why? She was on "The Tonight Show" with Leno and said, "I'm F-ing 40! I have two kids!"

Yes, Gwyn, but you ALSO have a great publicist and are starring in a new "Iron Man" movie...and THAT is why you were chosen.

The surprise for most people is that the choice wasn't some trendy tart in the news more often, like Jennifer Lopez, Selena Gomez, the dreaded Kim Kardashian or any of the Holy Goddesses of Music these days: Beyonce, Rihanna or Alicia Keys.

Naturally enough, the idea of a WHITE woman getting any kind of honor of this kind, led to reverse-racist howls all over the place.

Lazy newspaper columnists and bloggers, jealous that PEOPLE still matters, instantly knee-jerked complaints over Gwyn being considered beautiful at all.

Here's a typically ridiculous column where a woman CAN'T be considered beautiful because...

a) She doesn't eat meat

b) She doesn't smoke enough

c) She is health conscious and works out

And on and on and on.

No mention that she didn't deserve the honor because PEOPLE was just being a shill for the star of an upcoming movie.

Which tells you that as soon as Paltrow's face hit the cover of the magazine, people saw RED because they saw WHITE

Well, kids, this FLUKE, this horrible miscarriage of justice, which has allowed a white woman to be considered beautiful, is a one-off.

Next year, it'll be back to a much more PC choice, whether it's Halle Berry, Mariah Carey, a Latina of some kind, an Asian, or goodness knows, an absolutely BLACK woman who doesn't have a drop of white blood in her veins and is so black she's almost blue.

The white race is dying off. Mixed marriages do not produce whites. The number of women who look like Paltrow will continue to decline. The ideal of Caucasian beauty will die out as well. But sure, why not kick Paltrow in the ass and let it serve as a warning that ANY white woman given ANY honor will be insulted and humiliated?

Let's make sure to insult her religion (her WASP-y looks). While we cry tears any time "the color of someone's skin" is the obvious reason for hatred (not the darkness of their deeds, the odiousness of their violent creed, the smell of their cooking or the stupid arrogance of their refusal to learn the language of the country they're swarming into) let's tee off on BLOND Paltrow. Let's spit at her for not smoking cigarettes like a fiend, or endorsing the slaughtering of animals.

Hey hey hey, next year, why not give the honor to Mamma Tsarnaev, with her fashionable scowl, her adorable head-scarf, and her ever-popular spewings about how America is full of shitty lies, and pictures of blood are "just paint" (all up and down several blocks of Boston) and that no religious beliefs besides Muslim-Islam should be tolerated? Get that woman a TV show! Have her replace "Judge Judy" and execute every blond woman who stands before her!