YOU TUBE THERAPY FOR UGLY DUMB BASEMENT-DWELLING RETARDS!

Take a look at a true asshole:

Aren't you glad this ugly dumbfuck has ocupational therapy?

You want this turd brain on the street?

One benefit of YouTube is that it gives the illusion of "show biz" to delusional, malfunctioning brain-dead cretins like THIS guy.

A few celebrities die, and he rushes down to the basement, fires up his laptop and his camera, and does his zombie version of "Entertainment Tonight" or Charlie Rose or Piers Morgan or Perez Hilton.

When you want the latest show biz news, when you want solid information and research...your first choice is a YouTube mongoloid.

Of course.

NOT.

But don't tell HIM that. If this freak doesn't stay in the basement, heaving his shit-breath into a microphone while cyberspace whirls a vacuum between his ears, he might stagger out into daylight, twitching and masturbating! He might accidentally procreate by spilling his tainted seed a little too close to the family dog.

Which is pretty much how he came into the world in the first place.

It's hard to be fully amused by disgusting puddles of fat like this guy. You have to realize that some of these misshapen monsters ARE breeding. They DO vote. They take up SPACE. They aren't supporting and paying for real opinions and comments but adding to the drivel of amateur dross by being brain-dead drones.

Every day, The Living Dead stagger to their computers, ridiculously fail TO LOOK INTO THE CAMERA WHEN THEY TALK, and start to hem, haw, mumble, stumble and gurgle hackneyed nonsense. They don't play it back. They just post it. Same way a dog dumps a shit load and then staggers away leaving others to step in it.

A total amateur considers himself a broadcaster or a pundit...because he's talking somewhat in the direction of a microphone and camera! Well, if he was standing on the sidewalk anywhere near a garbage truck, somebody would haul him away as rotting trash. If he took a dip in the ocean, he'd be reported as floating sewage.

YouTube has so many maniacs like this...delusional pork rinds who squeal about celebrities, review movies, offer solutions for world peace, or suddenly start doing a cover version of their favorite song — without remembering half of the melody or lyrics.

Worse. One day, some bunch of assholes will declare all this shit to be "Outsider Broadcasting," and start collecting it, like they do bad lounge music, rotten public access TV, idiotic "poems set to music," or Jess Franco movies.

This cretin, sitting in a t-shirt, has the fucking NERVE to show his gruesome self to the world, and to think that anyone wants to hear a non-entity's half-witted spew?

100 200 300...400 postings on YouTube or more...it only increases the frightening odds that fame WILL come! "Oooh, did you see that kid crying LEAVE BRITNEY SPEARS ALONE...did you see that fat stupid Korean guy dancing like a horse...did you...SEE THAT INCREDIBLY UGLY BRAIN DEAD FUCKWIT DO SOME WORTHLESS DRONING BABBLE ABOUT ANNETTE FUNICELLO DYING? Why he's an idiot savant and SO entertaining! Let's....

Let's what? Can't give him a TV show. No money in that. Can't book him for a tour. Nobody pays to see anyone. Let's...LET HIM KEEP POSTING IDIOT YOU TUBE VIDEOS!