Ringo and McCartney like Jewish Women and Vegetables

I know, this IS a pretty stupid entry, even for THIS blog, but what CAN you say about Ringo?

Well, in the "say nice things about Ringo" forum, it would be this:

"He generally keeps his mouth shut unless he's flogging a bad new album."

That's when he's prone to talk about Liverpool, mention he was in The Beatles, and generally cover the territory he gloweringly hates to talk about when he doesn't have a bad new album to sell. That territory is that he was drunk most of the time and can't remember much about being in The Beatles.

This time out, yes, it's pretty much the same stuff all over again, but the interesting part (as interesting as it gets, unfortunately) is that he and the other surviving and disappointing Beatle have two things in common.

The two things Ringo and McCartney have in common (you cheated, you read the header): Jewish women and vegetables.

Hey, those are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. Jewish women are NOT vegetables.

Paul not only married Linda Eastman, but his latest wife is also Jewish. Ringo's babe, Barbara Bach, is also Jewish. And more for health reasons than anything else, Ringo has crossed over to believe in Paul's dietary restrictions. (No, not Kosher food...vegetarian food).

Oh, the paths between the Chosen People and The Beatles converged long ago, when Brian Epstein managed the Fab Four. Oddly enough, the next battle between John and Paul was over which Jew (Klein or Eastman) would take up where Brian left off. Then they formed a record label honoring the Jewish cooking talents of Eve. Yes, a raw apple was about all that bitch could cook. And Adam didn't even want any.

I could go on, but trying to be funny, and actually being stupid, might make people confuse me with Eric Idle. I am NOT him. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.