"Sure thing" super hero films are tanking. Duh. How many times do you need to see Batman acting "DARK?" How many fuckhead versions of "The Joker" do you want? How often can anyone stand to see some corny jerk pretending to be Superman? Who can keep track of all the "Marvel" heroes? How often do you want to see some cunt in a costume do back-flips and punt a villain a mile down the street?
Let's note that video game versions of super heroes make it easy to have a quick fantasy without taking a bus to a train to the theater. Even more important: not only are Millennials stupid, they have ADD and all the popcorn in the world can't make them sit quietly for two hours. PS, they don't like paying for what they can download FREEEEEE off a torrent.
How shocking: look-alike asshole super hero movies with nondescript actors and actors only last for one week. That's all it takes to run out of pants-wetting geekish losers who GOTTA SEE IT AND MENTION IT ON THEIR BLOGS. There's so much other crap to waste time on, movies (and music and books) are no longer at the cutting edge of entertainment.
The article, which droned on for nine or ten boring paragraphs of stats and verbosity, could easily be condensed into one:
“Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice” saw one of the biggest drops, plunging 69 percent in its second week. “The Allegiant,” the latest in the “Divergent” franchise, dropped 67 percent, and “Suicide Squad” fell 65 percent...The bigger the box office, the harder it is to sustain beyond the opening weekend....The number of big flameouts in 2016 is higher than previous years...Social-media word of mouth and review-aggregator sites make it harder for films to overcome poor reviews...Horror films and youth films fade fast..."
Yes, Millennials have seen it all. This shit is boring. The article probably could've added, if it had the guts, that childlike niggas are bored with ghetto-action films, dumb rednecks aren't laughing at every fat comedian rube sitcom movie, and prattling cunts can't drag their boyfriends to see the latest chick-flick from pig-faced Amy Schumer.
Besides, there's non-stop REALITY shows on TV, and the fabulous nudity and idiocy of "Game of Toilets," and the ever-fascinating world of televised sports. The 21st Century doesn't need scripted movies OR too many scripted TV shows. People also prefer live entertainment...like having a raucous party and shooting people.
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