Monday, June 17, 2013

Kanye West: HOW MUCH DO I NOT GIVE A FUCK

Stereogum (who?) posted a review of Kanye's new album. Stereogum ain't Rolling Stone, but sadly, Rolling Stone is also reviewing rap assholes regularly. These reviewers are so serious about this shit, as if Kanye or Jay-Z are Dylan, Beethoven, Cole Porter and Elvis Costello all rolled into one giant gas bag and ready to give us the BIG BANG into a better life.

Stereogum started with something about him "...riding the malfunctioning-star-destroyer glitch-screams (posing the) rhetorical question: “How much do I not give a fuck?

Then it turns out HE and Stereogum give a fuck. I don't.

Years ago I tried to care. I listened to his rap-theft song about the African diamond mines, which at the time was notable because most every rapper talked and didn't even attempt to sing. And he tried. He also was using Shirley Bassey for irony, much in the same way gays were using Shirley Bassey as background music for buggery.

Kanye West songs and gay sex...it may be important to Kanye and to the gays having the sex. Everyone else is better off doing something else.

I mean did Kanye's song hold my attention? For one play. Did it make a difference in the world? No, it didn't. We know workers are exploited, for many reasons, all over the world. Not just niggas in a mine in South Africa. How about kids in Malaysian factories? Kids in China? There are still unhappy braceros picking lettuce in California.

Worse...Kanye's song keep any of his dumbass nigga fans from buying diamond-crusted BLING? No. NO jewelry stores saw pickets saying "My Bro Kanye Says NO to Blood-Stained Bling." Instead, Kanye's affluent players bought MO' pendants and garish chains to show off diamond mine glitter...money they made pimping their sisters, hawking CDs of auto-tune garbage or selling stolen Apple iPods. They didn't give a shit about Kanye's moans over diamond mines.

Really, when was the last time music led people into change and positive energy? It's been, uh, a little SLOW since December 8, 1980, huh?

People don't give a fuck. Whatever is on a Kanye West album is to dance to, to take drugs to, to pretend that him saying it means something is being done about it. Fucking lame. Rhymes with SHAME, and the name of the game is it's all the same. Nine years this asshole has been putting out albums? All it's done is make him richer and more obnoxious.

So this IS the last time I'm ever going to mention this annoying POS Kanye West or his whore wife, even if they go down in a fucking plane crash and take Bruce Jenner with them, along with Amanda Bynes and Farrah Abraham.

As Mylene Farmer sang, FUCK THEM ALL.

Stereogum went on and on...what you see is almost all of it...you couldn't possibly want to read more than this...

but it shows how much some kind of "respected" music site views Kanye and the other hip-hop rap-crap auto-tune bling-banga niggas. Sooo baaaad.

BUT...I must add the four words that for a while made smirky Dennis Miller tolerable:

"I Could be Wrong."

It is possible, that just as contemporary magazines and newspapers gave prominent space to Bob Dylan and took him seriously at a time when people thought he was just a really bad Woody Guthrie imitation and most of his songs a lot of drug-induced babble...it IS possible that Kanye West is mirroring his generation and this world, and is saying things that are worth hearing.

But...HOW MUCH DO I NOT GIVE A FUCK?

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