Carl McCoid - Tattoo Asshole of the Year

What's the count now? 20? 22? An even two dozen?

Carl McCoid, the shit-brain from Yorkshire, should be in a straitjacket. It would hide some of his stupid Miley Cyrus tattoos.

You think twerk-twig air-head Miley would be impressed by this? She'd probably say, "You been takin' too much MOLLY, by golly!

Coming in a close second for Tattoo Asshole of the Year...is Miley's own brother TRACE.

Why not just TRACE the artwork using ordinary ink that can be washed away? Because his brain is damaged. Too much tattoo ink has seeped in.

There are so many ways to call attention to yourself...garish ridiculous tattoos seems to top the list, at least among brain-damaged losers.

We're supposed to admire reckless and tasteless idiots? Oooh, look what beautiful Angelina Jolie did to her back, and her arms...look at the stupid B and Q squiggles on Sinead O'Connor's face. Look at that ridiculous mess of tribal marks around Mike Tyson's eye...

Yeah, I suppose it tells you that these people need to be avoided because you don't know what out-of-control, crazy fucking thing they might do next. Instead of a masochistic tattoo that they'll come to disbelieve, regret, or simply find boring, they might do a sadistic tattoo on YOUR face if you just look at them with that "Boy, your tattoo is moronic" expression!

Carl McCoid is such a useless nobody he's PROUD that he's been in newspapers and gotten publicity for his idiotic Miley tats? He's PROUD that 99% of the reports about him expressed repulsion and shuddery dismay at his folly? Hey Carl, be proud of the remaining 1% that simply say you're an ASSHOLE. You ASSHOLE.