Gays "came out" against "Duck Dynasty," an idiotic hit "reality show" about redneck killers.
The "Dynasty" dipshits did an interview with GQ, and happened to mention that they're right wing religious fundamentalist fuckers who don't believe in men fucking men. Golly. Watta surprise.
So the screechy gays from GLAAD got upset.
Guess what happened?
Phil Robertson has been suspended 'indefinitely' because in his opinion, gay sex is as revolting as bestiality.
Nice to know gays can take down somebody for having a religious opinion. Maybe they'd like to tackle the Taliban next. Or some of the other Muslim maniacs out there.
"Duck Dynasty" is a shit show that shouldn't even be on the air.
But GLAAD only got involved because Robertson mentioned his religious belief that homosexuality is wrong?
KILLING is wrong.
Got that? Understand it? Even The Bible says "THOU SHALT NOT KILL," and these fuckheads are doing it!
"Duck Dynasty" is a celebration of brainless ugly bearded redneck shit-for-brains backward fucktards KILLING ANIMALS. The show is about...their yeeeee-hah happiness over blasting birds out of the sky.
A&E should NEVER have put the fucking show on the air. Now? The show STAYS on the air, but one of the jerks is suspended. That's a bit ridiculous.
Tell me, what is more of an abomination to God...two men making love...or a bunch of hillbilly bastards murdering creatures as they fly?
Seems to me that killing animals is more of a sin than saying that gay sex is a little unseemly.
GLAAD seems to be saying, "OK, it's fine if you shoot the life out of ducks...it's fine with us if you SHOOT DOWN free-flying creatures as they innocently make their way through the heavens...just don't say anything nasty about a guy who likes to lick another guy's asshole and then put his dick in it."
JEEEZ, GLAAD. You people are pretty damn queer.
You mean to tell me that you'd love to sit with these "Duck Dynasty" bastards, and share a Thanksgiving table carving up a big dead bird...as long as they don't mind watching you have a pudding dessert of jism spurted onto Ritz Crackers fresh from the penis-fountain?
GLAAD, if would've been helpful if, in the course of your hissy-fit over what these dimwitted dirtbags think about men in skirts, or two fat dykes fishing into each others herring holes, you said that their show was also insensitive in other ways, too. Like, just maybe, killing animals for fun is also wrong??
No, GLAAD, I'm not so glad that you only whined about "Duck Dynasty" because of their religious view against "the entire" lesbian, gay, transgender, whatever, community.
Their view on hunting is even worse.
Killing animals for sport is sick.
Killing flying animals and admiring how they plummet to earth is sicker than having the opinion that two men having sex is a bit disgusting. "Duck Dynasty" isn't saying they want to open fire on gays. But they're firing on animals in every episode, aren't they?
And yet, what happens, the hissy-fat thrown by GLAAD, A&E suddenly pulls the Claude Rains "Casablanca" routine: "We're shocked! Shocked!"
' PS, how come GLAAD didn't go screaming and whining to G.Q. for publishing Robertson's shit and not putting in any editorial footnote that what he said was bigoted? Why didn't GLAAD demand that G.Q. be taken off the newsstands for printing and promoting an anti-gay message??
So FUCK YOU, "Duck Dynasty" and FUCK YOU, GLAAD, and FUCK YOU "Gentleman's Quarterly." And FUCK YOU A&E.
You're always going to have dumbass crackers with stupid beliefs. But to have a TV show where killing animals for sport is the main attraction? That's the FIRST sin. That they now are so popular that they have a platform for their other idiot beliefs...that's a distant second.
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