Hit BARRON HILTON Harder. Beat this Pussy Till He Meows

Awwww...never heard of worthless Barron Hilton before? The Baron, or rather rich brat "Barren of Brains" is the sisterly-looking brother of worthless Paris Hilton.

All these assholes seem to do is get into bitch fights at 4am over who owns the magnum of champagne and who gets the first line of cocaine.

Happily, a friend of Lindsay Lohan's punched this pussy in the face.

That's the best way to shut up "Baron" Hilton...the Lord of the Cocaine Users, but not the Duke of Put Up Your Dukes.

Now the pussy princess with the blond highlights and that wanna-be Bieber pout, is wisely shutting his cake hole and not cooperating with the police. No, because if he DID, he'd have to explain that he was coked up (wasn't he) and spoiling for trouble. Who knows, if they checked his cell phone they'd find pictures from his sister's porn videos, with the cocks circled.

Am I being unkind? No. HIT BARRON HILTON HARDER next time. Knock him into the New Year hard enough to give him something better to do in life. Like, get a fucking job. Be a philanthropist at least. Be a fucking Carolyn Kennedy and PRETEND to have some intelligence and taste.

ENOUGH with the boring stupid Hiltons...especially ones with silly-ass names like BARRON and PARIS. (PS, fuck Blanket Jackson, Prince Jackson...)

Just when simpering has-been Paris fades out of the spotlight, BARRON has to come in? Please, Wussy, don't use your new-found fame as a pretty-boy punching bag as a reason to make a record album, or launch a line of fruity fragrances. GO AWAY before somebody really beats the shit out of you. And since you're 80% shit, you'd look pretty ridiculous, waddling your dwarfy body into a trendy club and trying to score with other absurd metrosexuals.