Remember the scene in "My Fair Lady?" It seemed quaint, old-fashioned and perfect for parody. A bunch of poncing pussies prancing around at a racetrack! Nevermind the stench of manure...look at the LADIES in their FINERY at Ascot Opening Day.
If you thought that shit ended with "feminism" and "women's lib," take a look at THIS shit:
The Kentucky Derby, Preakness and Belmont Stakes...once known only to grizzled men who liked to bet on the ponies...is now an EVENT for the LADIES. They come all decked out like it's fucking New Year's Eve or Mother's Day or Valentine's Day...
These bitches, who know nothing about horse racing, just want an excuse to DRESS UP.
And you thought women were more intelligent and more sophisticated in 2014?? Hey Feminists, take a look at the STUPID GIRLS. They want to take SELFIES. They want to wear SILLY HATS and GIGGLE...
Now, the stupid vain bitches flock to the racetrack, hoping their silly-twit outfits get photographed by somebody with a newspaper. Oooh, lookie lookie...look who's in the PAPER for NO FUCKING REASON...
It's because all these Cunty-Come-Lately leaky-chlamydia brains flocked to see "history" being made, so they could show off. That's why. These are the morons who put down their pussy-esque measly two-dollar bets just to get a souvenir ticket on THE WINNER. Then they could take a photo of it and post it on Instatwat and Farcebook. "Here's my winning ticket, and here's ME in a HAT."
HA. Losers.
Take a look at the dumb bitches on this page. Do they deserve equal pay with men? Do they look intelligent? Maybe the hat hides a huge slit at the top of their heads, bigger than the one between their legs. You have to have had some kind of lobotomy to pose in a stupid hat.
Who would pay a good salary to a vacuous vagina-owner who flounces her way to a race track she knows nothing about, just to show off and scream "Go California Chrome" into some other bitch's ear?
Fuck horse racing. At least, in America. In America, it's all controlled by fat white Southern bigots. Southern bigots...the term smacks of reverse-racism, but it's true. Look at who owns the horses. It's always fat-ass pasty-faced obnoxious white bully-bastards who smoke cigars. None of them look like they'd invite any minority to a mint julep. If smoking a cigar is not black-cock enough, they'll point to their horses (cocks in particular) and sneer, "I'm a good judge of horse flesh." You white morons with too much money are just agog over big dark dicks.
This year some skeve named Steve made a name for himself by raging that his horse (California Chrome) lost because of a conspiracy. Yes, a "cowardly" conspiracy. Before the race, he was all smiles. He didn't give a shit who the other horses were. HIS horse was gonna beat 'em. But when his horse did NOT...suddenly he blew up like a bulldog fart.
"Cowards way out!" he snarled. Huh? He was grumbling because a few of the horses that were ahead of his (his finished FOURTH) didn't race in the previous two events. Why didn't the white windbag saying anything before the race had run? He didn't say, "If my horse loses to a horse that wasn't in the other races I'm going to protest."
He's almost as much of a pussy idiot as the bitches with the hats on.
Steve Coburn. Steve Coburn, asshole. Unrepentent blowhard. Bet his grand daddy used to beat black slaves with a stick. That Kentucky Colonel act, with the white mustache and the white hat...it's hard not to find that disgusting. So, officially: it's DISGUSTING.
You know what the lame-ass media did with this? Very little. Most barely reported it, and if there was any criticism, it was only because...OOOOOH, he made an UN-PC reference to kids in wheelchairs! Steve said that a fresh horse running at the Belmont was like him playing basketball against a kid in a wheelchair.
He was asked if he didn't think that was an insensitive thing to say. He said no. And I agree. It's not like he said, "It's like me playing basketball against a retard." He could've just said "me against a six year old," but there might be a six year old who could beat him. The guy's 61 and looks like he could get winded just passing gas.
My disgust here, is not that he chose to say he could beat a wheelchair kid at basketball...it was that HE was the cowardly one...he was the poor sport who suddenly came up with an excuse to complain about his lousy horse finishing fourth. He could've just said, "My horse was tired. Not fair these races are so close together." No. He had to spew this piss-take nonsense about "Cowardly" conspiracy against his fucking horse.
In closing, I repeat...FUCK horse racing. It's just for white racist rich assholes, and stupid cunts. You know what would be just as good as a spectator sport? Bringing out the horses and within a half hour, see which one drops the biggest turd. You know, one about as heavy as a Puerto Rican jockey. At least no horse is going to break its leg taking a crap. Just make sure Steve Coburn doesn't crawl up his horse's ass and then fling himself onto the scale, pretending to be a huge load of shit. THAT, Mr. Coburn, IS the coward's way out.
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