V. STIVIANO SKANK - TAKE YOUR STINKY FREAKSHOW ELSEWHERE

What a glorious headline...

The bitch gives "gold digger" a bad name. And whatever else rhymes with digger, for that matter.

Why's this obnoxious cunt sashaying into NYC? Because it's the media center of America, and all the major news networks operate from NYC? How much MORE of a media whore does she have to be?

It seems like she's intent on hitting every tawdry and potentially explosive area in town, just to stir up trouble. The meatpacking district, after all, is where Lindsay and Paris and various hideous spawn of fashion designers and superstars hang out.

According to the Post, the sensationalized story about this fake-name much-arrested horror show being attacked has not been substantiated: "The bouncer said he didn’t see Stiviano get hit, and didn’t hear the N-word."

It's just so easy to go anywhere and start faking a punch, an attack, or a bunch of threats. You might remember the hilarious case of abrasive talk show host Morton Downey Jr. who staggered out of a bathroom claiming Nazi hoodlums had attacked him and scrawled a swastika on his face. Except...he did it himself while looking in a mirror, and got the swastika backwards!

Stiviano is backwards...she looks better from behind. Her face is so warped and ugly, a punch could only help. Again, quoting the bouncer of the trendy club she soiled: “In the chaos, I did not see her get popped in the face..." and he's paid to notice these things.

Yes, go crawl into a hole, Miss V., one as stinky as the one between your oft-parted legs.

UPDATE June 2nd:

It turns out the Skank Pest did get clunked by some guy named Dominick Dioro. The 40 year-old Italian (and a buddy) were drunken and disorderly, and the sight of the millionaire bitch who secretly recorded her Sugar Daddy, displeased them. That ain't no way to treat a lady. But this cunt isn't a lady. She's no better than a street whore that rolls her customers and rushes out into the hotel hall before they know they've been taken.

Naturally this bitch is once again laughing her ugly freak-eyed head off because Dom's "charged with assault as a hate crime." Really. Do you usually assault somebody you LIKE?

Of course if Dom had punched another goomba, even if he said, "I fuckin' HATE YOUR GUTS, Pasquale," he probably wouldn't be charged with anything but "disorderly conduct." But since it was THE great and wonderful "V" Stiviano (no complete first name...she's too cool for that), this meatball could end up in the cooler for a while, or forced to accept 100 hours of community service and give the whore a letter of apology.

The world continues to be Stiviano's playground...the just reward for a conniving, soulless slut.