KIMYE - hemmorrhoid lips Kanye West and brain-dead Kim Kuntrashian: FUCK UP IN FRANCE

Oh what a delightful surprise. In France they kick monkeys on Main Street.

Mama, here's a cheap disgrace.

What they wore was FASHIONABLE?

Are they EVER FASHIONABLE?

Boo, hiss...they're lucky they weren't pelted with shit and piss.

The last time I unavoidably heard about the simple simians, was a few days ago when Kim was "attacked" during a Fashion show appearance. Of course it was all publicity garbage. Unfortunately, no stranger ran at her, tackled her, or even made her dumb cow eyes blink.

Some media whore of a dimwit made a clumsy move toward her, her squadron of Planet of the Apes guards quickly pushed him back, and that was that. He ended up declaring his undying love to her, got his name in the papers, and wandered away.

BUT...

On their next stop, or the stop after that...the "Royal" couple who represent America's toilets...got booed? GOOD.

Kanye West, the perpetually sulking Sultan of Twat, the one who insists his "Girl" should be on the cover of every fashion magazine, will no doubt black-chalk this up to racism. Or jealousy. Or that heathens don't realize he's Yeeezy or Jesus Jr. or whatever delusional name he feels like calling himself today.

The shitlump with clothes on, Kanye thinks he actually knows fashion. Whatever he wears, he looks like a turd wrapped in toilet paper.

Hey Kanye, did you get for the hots after you saw your "Girl" suck cock in a porn video? And are you sure it was the "Girl" you really had the hots for?

Now look at that picture...what does that look like?

Does that really look like a "royal" couple, or a pair of deformed orangutan balls?

At best, what you've got, left to right, is a zombie and a gorilla.

You got all the money and no class, Kimye, and most would settle for it.

It's nice to know that you will forever be laughed at by a huge section of this planet, and that wherever you go, there will be sniggers (that's SNIGGERS) and outright guffaws. Money can't buy you...taste.

Is it possible that these two monsters are truly unhappy, and they pine mournfully for the respect and admiration they will NEVER EVER get? Good. I hope so.

I'll give credit to Kanye West for having put out one or two good rap songs (as good as rap songs can possibly be...which is rather piss poor). If dumbass fools buy his garbage, ok, that's what dumbass fools do. Plenty of horrible rappers have made a fortune.

I give NO credit to the hideous media whore Kim Kuntrashian, who is simply a fat-ass low-class piece of trash. Which goes for her entire fucking family, her stupid father, and her tranny stepfather.

From the tip of her pointed head, to her whining-snot-gurgle of a voice, to her simian mammaries to her train-station twat, out back to her whale blubber butt...I wish her health (and absolutely nothing else). But that's long as she stays the fuck out of camera range. If she doesn't, I hope she falls into an open sewer and dies.