MUSIC THEFT.
MOVIE AND TV THEFT.
BOOK THEFT.
It's all about FIVE WORDS:
"THANKS TO THE ORIGINAL UPLOADER."
The dumbass bitches who just got hacked...are just getting a taste of what every singer, writer, and actor have already discovered. The Internet is a great way to lose money, have a compromised career, and sink into a depression of despair.
It's like being a blind newsdealer in the worst neighborhood in the world...you're always getting ripped off, you barely break even, and you begin to wonder why you even bother to wake up in the morning.
But the ORIGINAL UPLOADER? That person ALWAYS wakes up ready to get on with a day of destruction! Creating takes way too long...destroying is much more fun! Thinking up a poem? Creating a beautiful photo? Working to produce a TV show or a film? Meh! How about concentrating on HACKING, and being a computer geek? Just figure out codes. And then...ha ha ha! Ho ho ho! Hee hee hee!
Oh, there's money to be made, for sure. But in many cases, it's just for the ANONYMOUS GLORY.
You know, like older forms of anti-social activity such as...GRAFFITI.
People wondered why assholes with spray cans would literally risk their lives just to "TAG" a building with some incomprehensible squiggles or some idiotic name and number like CUNT28.
The answer? ANONYMOUS GLORY!
Who's a clever boy, then? Sure, somebody who can't get laid. Somebody with no social skills. Somebody who has absolutely ZERO chance of ever being famous for actual creativity. But who is he impressing?
Fellow NERDS!
The main guy who will only get a slap on the wrist if he's caught, posted a little note to his fellow FAPPERS:
If you can't make it out, the important part is that he wants everyone to know that it wasn't just himself, but several other idiots, whose "HARD WORK" created this embarrassing incident for slutty bitch cunt whore twats who don't put out for smelly, moronic nobodies.
And thanks for the DONATIONS. Oh, well. There IS that gray area. Do you "share" and NEVER SELL? Or is that only for bootlegged rock concerts? Nevermind.
A little bit of the Paypal TIP JAR is all right. Isn't it? A free Rapidshare account at least? A couple of hundred bucks from YouTube's owner, "GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND?"
Sure, the schoolteacher, the priest, the mommy, are all saying, "If you put your energy into something OTHER than hacking and FAPPING, you'd have a real girlfriend. You'd have all the money you ever wanted." But what's the fun of that? How is that earning the respect of strangers you'll never meet?
Besides, at the end of the day, Mr. Anonymous has given ALL penis-owners some reason to say THANKS...
He exposed a variety of slutty bitch cunt whore twats for being slutty bitch cunt whore twats!
We can't fuck Kate Upton or even grin and pose next to her big fat boobies like Verlander did? We got the pix, at least. Stolen right out from under 'em (um, you can find 'em yourself)
We're not gonna have a prize simpleton like Jennifer Lawrence fulfill the porn fantasy of a jizzload on her face? We have the PHOTOS of her making a bukkake fool out of herself (er, those shots can't be shown HERE).
So "THANKS TO THE ORIGINAL UPLOADER" say misogynists everywhere, for puncturing the boobie balloons and butts of the rich and famous. Most especially, Jennifer Lawrence, who probably has taken more selfies of herself and posed for more porn photos than Seka, Marilyn Chambers, Jenna Presley, and Jenna Jameson combined.
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