How about a Hen Party where you get VD and Salmonella?

"We're just swingers. We tie mice to our tampon strings and watch them squeal and rock back and forth.

"We don't charge. Much. But the swinger hotel we use in Blackpool DOES charge blokes about 150 pounds each...

"By the way, we ARE a REAL hen party. Those are NOT feathered masks we're wearing! This is how we look! Cluck cluck cluck cluck..." 

"I'm 42, But Looking for a Guy a Year or Two Younger..."

"I put up this ad because I'm SO sincere. It's just SO hard to walk around the streets of Blackpool and find a guy who'd start up a conversation with me. Or keep the conversation going once I mentioned money.

"I love fun, I'm not serious (except about money) and I do travel. At least, over to the Skanklin Hotel..." 

SASKIA GRIFFITHS-MORON and her DICKSTARTER CAMPAIGN

Spare Parts #3

"It's very inventive, and she's certainly talented, but it MIGHT be a little too graphic for our next event in Oldham..." 

START WORK ON YOUR PARADE FLOATS!

Attention, fine citizens of Northern England, it's SPRING. 

It's time for those wonderful parades in all those small towns! 

Start working on your parade floats. 

If you get it JUST right, the MAYOR might decide YOURS should lead the parade!

It beats a bunch of idiots banging on drums.

FUN WITH SPARE PARTS

Don't throw anything away!

SPARE PARTS can be part of a new invention.

It used to be that people kept their SPARE PARTS activities hidden in a basement or dungeon. Now, it's out in the open in the fresh air! 

It inspires others to take old wires, and wheels, and junk and fuck around! 

You've got to admit, this kind of thing adds a great deal of interest to the average street festival, traveling carnival or picnic!

What you can do with SPARE PARTS

At the outdoor "Spare Parts Festival," one of the best acrobatic events was the "Slut Pull."

It involved using parts of tractors and bicycles, with of course some chains and leather. SO inventive! VERY entertaining to watch!