You say, "that was kind of short."
What better way to celebrate the demise of Verne, who was once filmed drunkenly pissing, than to see him haplessly humping?
Nice to know there are women who find somebody who isn't even three feet tall so appealing. Then again, his bank account was hefty.
"Habib, you just do NOT understand...
"In the West, it's ok to make fun of your religious heroes. Christ or Moses, it's ALL hilarious. Now, Easter, if you don't know, has to do with Christ coming back from the dead. Naturally the Easter bunny and chocolate eggs and candy and over-eating and wearing silly parade hats and getting drunk...is part of the celebration. Christ's deaths is all about...The Easter Bunny. Christ's birth? Oh, that's about an obese bastard in a red suit urging people to over-eat and go bonkers over getting free shit.
"Here, take a look at some photos...
"Now you get it, Habib? Frankly, it would be nice if there was a mellow middle-ground between getting homicidal if somebody draws a Mohamed cartoon, and somehow relating Christ's resurrection to pulling twat lips. But hey, atheists don't get time off, and life on Earth is so miserable, all religious people live for is HOLIDAYS. YOU assholes have a whole fucking month of Ramming Dan, or whatever it is you do.
"Oh, sorry. Put the knife away. No offense intended. Just look at the photos. Jesus Fucking Christ. Hot bitches huh? Too bad your women are so damn ugly you put a bag over their entire bodies! I'm kidding...I'm kidding...have some jelly beans. All right, sure, you can dip them in hummus first..."
ALLAH BLIMEY!
What GOOD news for London. They rival New York City...in MURDERS.
It should be especially gratifying to the gun nuts out there, to see that London's done it WITHOUT the use of Saturday Night Specials. Knives seem to be the weapon of choice. Now, hmmm....WHO are known for carrying knives? What group has a history of loving their ornate SWORDS? What backward part of the world has very little history of gun use before the 20th Century?
As is always the case, articles of this type are VERY discrete (or discreet) about what homicidal twats (rhymes with rats or pots) commit these crimes. Nobody is giving details as to whether this is white-on-white crime or brown-on-white crime or white-on-brown crime, and whether the demographic is Middle Eastern or North African lunatics, Jamaics or Pakis or "none of the above, boy-o, and let's have another beer and another chorus of 'Sweet Caroline.'"
All we know, to quote the late Flip Wilson, is that "the cost of living keeps going up, while the odds of living keep going down."
