Arianny - pig without lipstick

Some women really NEED the paint. 

Take "ARIANNY CELESTE," a cunt whose only talent is doing a mini-wave to the camera with her precious little paw. She does that after she minces around the UFC ring holding up a ring card with 1,2,3,4 or 5 on it.

Fortunately for her inability to count, UFC matches only go up to five rounds. 

Guys sigh and sigh over her and her fake name, but what if they managed to take her back to the Holiday Inn? 

It turns out she has a flat ass, is just another boring bitch who, in a swimming pool with the paint washed off, ain't too interesting. She's also the type of cunt who blabs on the phone all the time. 

She's not that different from any Mexican nanny taking a few hours off to sunbathe, go swimming, or yap on the phone while the babies cry and shit themselves. 

The middle picture, yeah, her fake tits float. "Without tits, there'd be a bounty on bitches." Indeed, this would account for the success of trannies (aka "she males" or "chicks with dicks.") Put a pair of tits on a guy, and how many horny bastards would be using the available mouth and asshole? That tells you how important TITS are. 

Lotta guys don't seem to be playing the "crying game" when they can get a blowjob from a creature who wears paint and has obvious TITS under that sweater. Street hookers complain that the aggressive trannies are taking away business and doing it for lower prices, too! 

Here's Arianny when they paint her up and when Cilla Blackledge is taking the photos!

It's illusion. It's paint. It's silicone. Another ten years, and Arianny will be 180 pounds, most of it burrito.

Lindsey Vonn, mudshark

There are plenty of them, from the idiotic Kardashian trio of twats to the deceased Nicole Simpson. Kourtney insists she's ONLY attracted to black guy, while Kim certainly let a white dipstick invade her much-abused openings. But the unkindly term may be "owned" by Vonn, as she's not only a famous bimbo, but has gone the extra mile by taking selfies of her shaved Black Hole of Calcutta. 

She seems to have made sure that her black lovers get souvenir pictures of being "in the pink." Pictures like these: 

 
There are other shots that show her face a lot more, but who the fuck cares about her face? 

There are women who just happen to end up with somebody of another ethnicity, and it's pure love. At least for a while. Peggy Lipton and Quincy Jones for a while, Priscilla Coolidge and Booker T. Jones for a while. These girls ain't "mudsharks." 

THAT perjorative term goes to the reverse-racist twats who will ONLY go black. The turn-on is pretty mental, a desire to be bad, to be daring, to be on some kind of kinky kick in thinking that this is an extra-submissive thing to do. Whatever. It goes beyond the average slut being attracted to the average chav, or the good girl finding a bad boy and trying to tame him or just be his rag doll. 

But why analyze it any further? There's Vonn's worn out puffy-droopy-lipped vag, and duh play-uhhhs are welcome to it.