Sunday, June 9, 2019

Arianny - pig without lipstick

Some women really NEED the paint. 

Take "ARIANNY CELESTE," a cunt whose only talent is doing a mini-wave to the camera with her precious little paw. She does that after she minces around the UFC ring holding up a ring card with 1,2,3,4 or 5 on it.

Fortunately for her inability to count, UFC matches only go up to five rounds. 

Guys sigh and sigh over her and her fake name, but what if they managed to take her back to the Holiday Inn? 

It turns out she has a flat ass, is just another boring bitch who, in a swimming pool with the paint washed off, ain't too interesting. She's also the type of cunt who blabs on the phone all the time. 

She's not that different from any Mexican nanny taking a few hours off to sunbathe, go swimming, or yap on the phone while the babies cry and shit themselves. 




The middle picture, yeah, her fake tits float. "Without tits, there'd be a bounty on bitches." Indeed, this would account for the success of trannies (aka "she males" or "chicks with dicks.") Put a pair of tits on a guy, and how many horny bastards would be using the available mouth and asshole? That tells you how important TITS are. 

Lotta guys don't seem to be playing the "crying game" when they can get a blowjob from a creature who wears paint and has obvious TITS under that sweater. Street hookers complain that the aggressive trannies are taking away business and doing it for lower prices, too! 

Here's Arianny when they paint her up and when Cilla Blackledge is taking the photos!



It's illusion. It's paint. It's silicone. Another ten years, and Arianny will be 180 pounds, most of it burrito.

Thursday, June 6, 2019

Lindsey Vonn, mudshark

There are plenty of them, from the idiotic Kardashian trio of twats to the deceased Nicole Simpson. Kourtney insists she's ONLY attracted to black guy, while Kim certainly let a white dipstick invade her much-abused openings. But the unkindly term may be "owned" by Vonn, as she's not only a famous bimbo, but has gone the extra mile by taking selfies of her shaved Black Hole of Calcutta. 

She seems to have made sure that her black lovers get souvenir pictures of being "in the pink." Pictures like these: 




 
There are other shots that show her face a lot more, but who the fuck cares about her face? 

There are women who just happen to end up with somebody of another ethnicity, and it's pure love. At least for a while. Peggy Lipton and Quincy Jones for a while, Priscilla Coolidge and Booker T. Jones for a while. These girls ain't "mudsharks." 

THAT perjorative term goes to the reverse-racist twats who will ONLY go black. The turn-on is pretty mental, a desire to be bad, to be daring, to be on some kind of kinky kick in thinking that this is an extra-submissive thing to do. Whatever. It goes beyond the average slut being attracted to the average chav, or the good girl finding a bad boy and trying to tame him or just be his rag doll. 

But why analyze it any further? There's Vonn's worn out puffy-droopy-lipped vag, and duh play-uhhhs are welcome to it.

Sunday, May 5, 2019

"Say something nice about CelebJihad"

OK. They insult Lindsey Vonn, and she deserves it. 

The ex-dick holster for racist (loves to abuse white women) Tiger Woods, she's found more black guys to pound her shaved twat. AND...CelebJihad makes fun of it using all that un-PC language that is actually quite amusing.


A few close-ups please. Gosh Lindsey, you are BARELY covering your worn-out cunt and that pocky, cellulite, old beat up ass. 

Should we mind our bees wax? (Ha ha, that's an AMERICAN expression only an AMERICAN would use!!) 



Lindsey Vonn may be the first celeb to die of a vagina prolapse. 

No, no, make that ANAL prolapse. 

Sunday, April 21, 2019

How about a Hen Party where you get VD and Salmonella?

"We're just swingers. We tie mice to our tampon strings and watch them squeal and rock back and forth.

"We don't charge. Much. But the swinger hotel we use in Blackpool DOES charge blokes about 150 pounds each...

"By the way, we ARE a REAL hen party. Those are NOT feathered masks we're wearing! This is how we look! Cluck cluck cluck cluck..." 




"I'm 42, But Looking for a Guy a Year or Two Younger..."

"I put up this ad because I'm SO sincere. It's just SO hard to walk around the streets of Blackpool and find a guy who'd start up a conversation with me. Or keep the conversation going once I mentioned money.

"I love fun, I'm not serious (except about money) and I do travel. At least, over to the Skanklin Hotel..." 


Monday, April 15, 2019

Spare Parts #3

"It's very inventive, and she's certainly talented, but it MIGHT be a little too graphic for our next event in Oldham..." 

START WORK ON YOUR PARADE FLOATS!

Attention, fine citizens of Northern England, it's SPRING. 

It's time for those wonderful parades in all those small towns! 

Start working on your parade floats. 

If you get it JUST right, the MAYOR might decide YOURS should lead the parade!



It beats a bunch of idiots banging on drums.

Sunday, April 14, 2019

FUN WITH SPARE PARTS

Don't throw anything away!

SPARE PARTS can be part of a new invention.

It used to be that people kept their SPARE PARTS activities hidden in a basement or dungeon. Now, it's out in the open in the fresh air! 

It inspires others to take old wires, and wheels, and junk and fuck around! 


You've got to admit, this kind of thing adds a great deal of interest to the average street festival, traveling carnival or picnic!

What you can do with SPARE PARTS

At the outdoor "Spare Parts Festival," one of the best acrobatic events was the "Slut Pull."

It involved using parts of tractors and bicycles, with of course some chains and leather. SO inventive! VERY entertaining to watch!



Sunday, January 6, 2019

Viley Virus - Not at All

This may be mean, but at least it's not being SOLD on EBAY as REAL.

It's also not a fucking JIHAD site that makes fun of women and dares anyone to do anything about it.

They find some twat who looks like Viley, and have her pose like an idiot (ie, like Viley).

Surely, Viley's done worse, but is smart enough not to store them on her computer.