Gary the Drekkie

WHO is that dazed-looking old fossil?

WHY is his name so UNFAMILIAR?

QUICK, play AWSoP in the background so people will remember, "Oh, yeah, he's that horrible bastard from Boko Harum."

WHAT'S THIS RIDICULOUS SHIT THAT'S ONLY GOTTEN 65 hits in over a YEAR?

Jesus, even the "Teeth Reid Project" did better. That was the ridiculous album in which a bunch of largely unknown Aussies recorded obscure Reid songs that even Boko Harum didn't care about. That's because none of 'em had music by Crookuh. (Are Reid's words so fantastic any gibbon or gannet can put them to music and have people cry "Shine On?" Of course not).

So what IS this shit? It seems that some nerds decided it would be KEWL to KICKSTART a worthless "PROJECT" that involves nothing but silly trivia.

They decided the world needs a replica of the fabulous STARSHIP. Wouldn't fat, aging morons like Huelbig get a BIG THRILL paying $20 to walk around inside it and take pictures? And do it while wearing Trekkie pajamas, and putting their fingers together to form a V?

They went to various still-living cast members to get them to sit in front of the camera and say how important the PROJECT is. Then they just grabbed any asshole they could find: even THIS ASSHOLE.

This guy has nothing whatever to do with science fiction, other than being a good example of some kind of rusty robot wandering around without a brain, and made ambulatory by alcohol.

Here's a guy who isn't exactly Mr Rock Star on stage, and is a complete drip OFF STAGE. He is a mumbling bore. Within 10 seconds of his tiresome muttering, you realize he has NO connection to the TV show, NO real interest in sci-fi, and is just doing something because he doesn't have a publicist, manager or webmaster to stop him from making a goat of himself.

Er, uh, well, this was such a great show, and, uh, uh, there SHOULD be a replica of the space ship, Lord knows, and ah, what else can I say before you bring me my free drinks? That I already had too much to drink? But I'm not face down yet..."