Too Late to Masturbate to Kate

Our Kate.

She's a bit matronly now. It would be unseemly to leer at a recent photo of her.

This is why nobody's bought her latest CDs. The music isn't interesting and, worse, she ain't wearing a leotard anymore.

There was only a mild stir about her "comeback" on stage. She wouldn't be wearing a leotard, after all. We were expected to be SO excited about this carefully orchestrated ("she's shy...she's reclusive...she's like a rare and exotic bird that needs special care...") series of concerts. Who expected an eccentric femlin cavorting around with wide eyes and those "latex tits?" Morbid, die-hard Bush Babies went to the show and were there compelling samples on GooTube? Was the show recorded and did the producers get paid millions so BBC or HBO could show it? Frankly, was her prime Hammersmith show with the dancing niggas and Kate in a huge overcoat and fedora that HEAVY?

That show is in limbo somewhere, and those who have the original VHS aren't exactly re-winding it and watching it, huh? Isn't her goofy wiggly-fingers flowing-gown "Wuthering Heights" MTV video enough? That, and the 1978 leotard photo shoots??

Might as well be excited over Pam Stephenson doing a show today (she, who did that infamous parody of Kate so many years ago).

IF I'M BEING HONEST, after 3 albums, it was over. It became "Maybe I'll buy it IF the cover is sexy (I'll settle for CUTE) and she's not shrieking too often."

"Don't give up," she sang with Peter Gabriel. She became boring and he turned into a skinhead Nazi idiot. Twenty, thirty years later...

Now what? Oh, THE WORLD IS SAVED, there's a book of pictures some pretentious lizard took of her.

OOOF. Nice of Faggot Wenner to take time from ogling big Nigga dick and loving RAP music. Nice of him to bother giving a real woman any attention when he's put effeminate James Corden ON THE COVER of the new issue. BUT...80's and 90's Kate Bush? When were those nipple-showing leotard photos taken? 1978??? When were the sexy rock videos? 1978??? When did she begin to bore the world? The 80's and 90's.

No, THESE are pretty ordinary, pretentious photos and Kate's Karisma was already on the fade.

Those are such awful, anti-sexual pictures you'd expect they were taken by some corny college professor from California named Sean Fag. Solarization. Freeze-frame jump in the air. Cliche crapola. Remember when all she needed was to stand around in a leotard, or sit and pout?