Friday, November 1, 2013

Hey MEDIAITE.COM...GROW THE FUCK UP, YOU TITTERING TWITS

Jesus, what a nerd this Andrew Kirell is. What a juvenile. Grow UP, ANDREW KIRELL!

This idiot from the website MEDIAITE is even more stupid than the pack of snorting pin-head weasels who guffaw with Fagin-esque creep Harvey Levin at TMZ, or the tittering fairies who gather around the apron of Mama Perez Hilton.

How sad that these Internet idiots have to spend each day sniffing at every tweet, every film clip, every TV show, every Reuters photo looking for some bit of nothing they can point to and blow out of all proportion

RUB...OOOOOOOH, Joel Osteen said RUB! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? RUB? WOO HOO! WOO HOO!

This reminds me of the Flanders & Swann song about little kids getting into a frenzy of delight over "Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers."

Osteen, one of the less offensive religious fanatic morons on television, didn't say anything remotely sexual...take it from somebody who knows a double entendre when he sees one.

When you have to actually write: "GET IT? BECAUSE MASTURBATION," then it's NOT FUNNY, NOT THAT OBVIOUS, AND NOT WORTH A HEADLINE ABOUT A "HILARIOUSLY UNINTENTIONAL MASTURBATION TWEET."

It wasn't hilarious. It wasn't a masturbation tweet, and only an idiot would insist that any time someone says "rub" it's an "unintentional" sexual reference.

You want a masturbation joke about "rub?" Here's one from 50 years ago. Jackie Mason: "My girlfriend...she rubs me the wrong way. But I don't make an issue..."

There ya go, Andrew Kirell, you jack off. Now change your undies, little boy, wipe your snotty nose and drooling mouth...and stick your head in a toilet and FLUSH.

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