EBAY WHORES PLAYING THEIR GAMES

Most weeks some stinky twat will sneak by a "used thong" or "pre-owned panties" auction. Usually, these bitches have to do something they rarely can do: BE INVENTIVE. USE THEIR BRAINS INSTEAD OF THEIR SMELLY CUNTS. 

Oh, this IS clever...UN WORN....

That'll fool...NOBODY. Because modeling underwear isn't allowed, either. It's just a case of waiting for somebody in Pakistan to put down the curry bowl and DO something.

Now HERE...this is a woman who either has a very empty head, or a very ugly face...

You believe this shit? She's been among the dunces shut down for "FRESHLY WORN PANTIES" so she spells FRESHLY wrong, and tries with an APRON.

Oooh, that's SUCH a sexy pose, bitch. Who wouldn't want to buy...YOUR APRON? She says that if...IF...IF...IF...the bidding reaches $250, she'll send some digital pictures of herself uncensored in the APRON.

Any APRON freaks out there? Jesus, you can GOOGLE the word NUDE WOMAN and, unintentionally even, get the grosses porn around. THIS bitch thinks people should PAY? We like FREEEEEEEEE, you REEEEEEEEEEETARD.