Arianny - pig without lipstick

Some women really NEED the paint. 

Take "ARIANNY CELESTE," a cunt whose only talent is doing a mini-wave to the camera with her precious little paw. She does that after she minces around the UFC ring holding up a ring card with 1,2,3,4 or 5 on it.

Fortunately for her inability to count, UFC matches only go up to five rounds. 

Guys sigh and sigh over her and her fake name, but what if they managed to take her back to the Holiday Inn? 

It turns out she has a flat ass, is just another boring bitch who, in a swimming pool with the paint washed off, ain't too interesting. She's also the type of cunt who blabs on the phone all the time. 

She's not that different from any Mexican nanny taking a few hours off to sunbathe, go swimming, or yap on the phone while the babies cry and shit themselves. 

The middle picture, yeah, her fake tits float. "Without tits, there'd be a bounty on bitches." Indeed, this would account for the success of trannies (aka "she males" or "chicks with dicks.") Put a pair of tits on a guy, and how many horny bastards would be using the available mouth and asshole? That tells you how important TITS are. 

Lotta guys don't seem to be playing the "crying game" when they can get a blowjob from a creature who wears paint and has obvious TITS under that sweater. Street hookers complain that the aggressive trannies are taking away business and doing it for lower prices, too! 

Here's Arianny when they paint her up and when Cilla Blackledge is taking the photos!

It's illusion. It's paint. It's silicone. Another ten years, and Arianny will be 180 pounds, most of it burrito.