NY Post, keepin' it CLASSY and ASSY

What next? A panting headline about Caitlyn Jenner "kicking ass" in her latest frock?

"ASS" is not a word that should be used by a respectable newspaper. OR EVEN THE NEW YORK POST.

The fucking goddam piece of shit twat-stenchy bastard-run NEW YORK POST is, unlike this blog, ON NEWSSTANDS where kids can see it.

It's in libraries. It's in schools.

How the fuck is a teacher supposed to explain to her monkey brats that "ass" is not a polite word when the New York Post uses it in a headline?

"ASS?"

Sorry, that's piss poor. I mean, stenching from a gorilla cunt poor. Some fart-mouthed toilet-seat-lipped New York Post bitch approved this wreaking barf of a headline? Let's have some common respect for the fact that some senile, wrinkled granny might shit her drawers and send flecks of gray pubic hair and stale vaginal mucous to the floor as she reads such a tasteless word.

"ASS" indeed.

As to the story itself, well, it's just another example of how "Freedom of Speech" gets warped, and how everyone, even the fucking New York City cops, and Mayor De Asshole can play the "we're just a venue" game.

Yes, burning a flag is just burning a piece of cloth, and protected by "Freedom of Speech." BUT...you ain't allowed to burn anything in a city park.

Technically, you're not allowed to. The fact is that park workers are scared to death of city psychopaths, so they are told not to get too bold with the "no smoking in the park" etc.

When these pussy-snots announced they'd burn a flag, and please-please, let's have enough people show up so that there would be safety in numbers, that was enough to scare off the cops, and Mayor Bill De Lousio, who likes to pretend he isn't white because his wife isn't.

Happily, a bunch of biker assholes, pretending to be vigilante heroes, showed up and sent the punks running.

But why didn't the cops do anything? "The park is just a venue," and a small barbecue is allowed in SOME parks, including this one, so if you BARBECUE the flag, then it's ok. Ha ha ho ho hee hee.

Every day a new idiocy...atop all the usual ones. Now it's perfectly acceptable to use "ASS" in a family newspaper headline. And, if you want to risk getting beaten up by real men, you can "barbecue" a flag in a Brooklyn park. Wheeee, what progress.

The Douchebag Twins Stink Of Ben Gay - Bruce Springsteen & Brian Wilson

Oh, let's forget the ISIS threats, and bombings and murders all over the world. BROOOOSE sat in with dilapidated BRIAN at a CONCERT in NOOOOO JERKSEY. All is right with the world!

What could possibly brighten the lives of dimwits more than this? Oh, right, a tongue up Kim Kardashian's ass. Or a chance to hear Kanye, "The greatest rock artist on the planet." Or both.

But really, for people over 60, KIMYE is second choice to BRIBRU, the combo of the two most overrated pieces of shit in the rock world.

PS, let's get this out of the way: Brian Bloody Wilson didn't write "Barbara Ann." A New Yorker did. Not a fucking "Beach Boy" that Dutch douchebag latent homos admire.

The other song the great Broooose sang with the great Brian?

"Surfin' USA" was written by Chuck Berry and STOLEN by The Beach Boys. Yeah, they were ahead of their time in the Hans Demented world of "steal the music and claim Freedom of Speech." Only in court, Chuck Berry kicked ass. Brian couldn't go hide in Croatia and call himself Zinfart. Or go hide in the UK and call himself Seniormole and cluck about "kerfuffles" that "ruin the fun."

The hype machine has been in overdrive on Brian Bloody Wilson, because a) he's such an overripe vegetable he might simply start to rot, and b) Capitol would love to re-re-re-re-re-issue everything the sound-alike band of orange-skinned assholes ever did, and c) there's some bullshit movie re-writing history and pretending Wilson is a genius. Which he is not. Putting electronic noises on "Good Vibrations" does not a genius make.

What the fuck is the picture supposed to show us? It looks like two janitors visiting an Alzheimer's patient. Who is in the back,there? "Blondie" Chaplin? Yeah, he's Chaplinesque...better SILENT. He's not a Blondie, by the way. And nobody would recognize him if he wasn't identified by a caption.

Springsteen seems to be heading for Caitlyn Jenner's plastic surgeon. A little waxy, are you, Mr. Broooose? Love the dye job on the mop-top.

"Bruce joined Brian Wilson on stage for surprise performances..." Look, any time Brian Wilson makes it to the stage that's a surprise performance. That he doesn't "perform" in his pants is another surprise. That Springsteen had the ego to figure he could top a half-dead Beach Boy is no surprise, especially in Nooooo Jerksey, where this guy could replace Chris Krispy Kreme as the next Governor.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, Wilson is responsible for one decent but not spectacular ballad ("In My Room") and a bunch of very dispensible beach songs (like "Help Me Rhonda") that were just warm, orange versions of the frozen apple stuff The Four Seasons were doing on the opposite coast ("Ronnie," "Let's Hang On," "Rag Doll" etc. etc.) Not to mention the sound-alike coffee tunes oozing out of The Supremes and the Four Tops. Anyone saying The Four Tops were the American Beatles? No? Then shut the fuck up with the lie that The Beach Boys or The Four Seasons were. They were not.

Oh, and Little Steven is one double-ugly cretin in his doo rag, one of the most dubious over-achievers of them all. Swapping spit with Brooooose doesn't make him entertaining or a star (to anyone who has a brain). I know, he isn't even in the photo, but see how annoyed this has gotten me? I've mentioned Little Steven for no reason at all, which would almost suggest that this entry is a tad out of control.

But it isn't. Those two are douchebags, and you might as well worship Bon Jovi and Lou Christie.

Nicholas Winton 106, Tony Blair 62

But who's keeping score.

Mr. Winton died the other day at 106. He was a legend.

I think the BBC ran a headline about it: JEW LOVIN' DUDE DIED 2DAY.

As for Blair, it's ironic that I opened up the latest issue of the Weisenthal Center's newsletter, and there he was.

Politicians like this, they somehow manage to parlay their name and fame into honorary positions (that usually involve big salaries or "honorariums" or huge fees for giving a speech). It's nice that he's gotten involved in some kind of Jewish charity work, but I think he might be more effective with it outside his native country.

In America he's perceived as similar to Bill Clinton, a hip younger guy with some good intentions. (Bill played the sax, Tony played the electric guitar). In England, well, he's liked even less than Jews.

Cameron of course is a big fan of Muslims and can't get enough of 'em emigrating. And stinky halal food for all school children, and how about the entire month off as a holiday because of Rama-lama-ding-dong, or whatever they call it?

It's a lovely Muslim holiday. ISIS is so happy about it, they want to celebrate it by encouraging loners around the world to blow shit up. And Shiites too, I guess. Muslims who don't believe EXACTLY what ISIS does are subject to the Judeo-Christian tradition (beheading).

Ebay and Google: We Prefer ISIS terrorists! WE'RE JUST A VENUE

What's this?

ABC News just reported on a new LAW that might require Farcebook and Twatter to report ISIS members who make threats and encourage people to form flash mobs or bomb happy events like the Boston Marathon??

WAIT A MINUTE, does EBAY and GOOGLE and Julian Asshole Assange approve of this??

Ah, there's that famous phrase, "opposed by civil liberties groups."

This includes not only the usual "Libtards" who think people should be allowed to shout "Fire" in a crowded movie theater, but the Hans Dementeds and Zinfarts who believe stealing music is "Freedom of Speech." And that posting revenge porn or Photoshopped images of movie stars or throwing music on GooTube is likewise "an entitlement."

Gosh, if Farcebook and Twatter have to report ISIS maniacs, maybe they'll have to report Nazis, and KKK rednecks, too? This could spiral out of control.

Or, things could spiral back INTO control. After all, Farcebook and Instagram and Twatter don't allow nudity. At all. For any reason. I don't think it's so easy to put in a link to ZIPPYSHARE on those sites, either.

Somehow, even if eBay bans the sale of confederate flags, they'll find a way of insisting "we're just a venue" but "we can do what we want" and so they'll continue to allow the sale of sulfuric acid or any "amateur photo" with no assurance there's a signed "age and consent" form to go with it.

Hey, what happens if somebody from ISIS offers every Beach Boys album in a Zippyshare file? Would Twatter have to report THAT?

What if somebody said that Zinfart or Demonoid is actually with ISIS and is trying to ruin our economy by giving all that shit away?

I can just see the maniacs from Isis storming around with their black flags, holding up severed heads, and chanting, "Freedom of Speech on the Internet! Don't ruin our fun!"

Cooter the Clueless Redneck loves his Confederate Flag

No, I never EVER watched "Dukes of Hazzard." About as close to a "good ol' boy" show as I got was "Rockford Files," and James Garner wasn't exactly a hillbilly NASCAR jerk.

The show's just been yanked by the Yankees at Warner Bros. This definitely upset the has-been actor who played "Cooter" on the show. More on that moron in a minute.

I'm not sure I agree with this kind of purging censorship. Still, ever since the redneck punk blew away a bunch of old black people in a South Carolina church, there's been a huge kneejerk reaction against anything related to the Confederate Flag.

The more stubborn the crackers in the South have been about removing this disgrace from government flagpoles, the more enraged Northerners and blacks have become.

Amazingly, eBay, Amazon and the other Fascists are now refusing to allow the sale of confederate flag merchandise.

The guy who played "Cooter" on "Dukes of Hazzard" turned up on CNN to defend his beloved show AND his fucking beloved confederate flag. You can see that the anchor woman on the left is disgusted and dismayed by this idiot's "logic."

The Old Coot said, "A million men fought for the South, some of the most valorous men…they were fighting for their nation…" So? The Germans fought valiantly in World War II. That doesn't mean that their ancestors should wave a Nazi flag. Why not accept "YOU WERE WRONG"? You were greedy, racist, obnoxious, disgusting, and WRONG.

The Old Coot added, "Slavery existed from 1776 until 1865…slavery built American capitalism. Profits went North. The scapegoat is my grandfather's flag."

That slavery existed at all is no reason to condone a symbol of it NOW. That the niggers picked cotton, and the cotton eventually was made into clothing Northerners wore, doesn't absolve the sin, either. The sin was that the blacks weren't free to decide for themselves whether to pick cotton or peaches, and how much to be paid for it.

It's astonishing how clueless these fucking rednecks are. The lazy rebel flag of the Confederacy was waved to support a lifestyle that was, as Randy Newman sang it, intended for one thing: "keeping the niggers down." It's insane to claim this flag is just a "Southern flag" that coincidentally was waved and popularized during the Civil War. The confederate flag design is as arrogantly odious as the swastika, and if the stinky Southerners don't see it (meanwhile several black churches in the South have mysteriously burned to the ground in the past week) they can secede. Goodbye. Fuck you crackers.

If idiots want to hoist it on their own property, that's their right. But when some government buildings of THE UNITED STATES refuse to stop waving the fucking thing, no wonder the backlash has been severe. As in, "Yeah? There's a confederate flag on the car on the "Dukes of Hazzard" show. So, OUT. No more re-runs."

Let's remember that Phil Ochs sang "Okie from Muskogee" to show support for a difference of opinion, but Merle Haggard didn't sing one of Phil's songs in return. Did he? Southerners need to give it up a little and stop feeling so fucking sorry for their backward, stupid, tiny-dicked fat-bellied inbred retarded selves.

They defiantly scream the "rebel yell," rant about how wonderful guns and hunting are, cheer NASCAR racing, and yeah, stomp around calling gays fags and grumbling every time they have to be near blacks.

All of this detracts from the good things about Southern culture, just as the Nazi shit poisoned the world against the good things about German culture.

While ISIS rages and tells their followers to blow up Christians and Jews for the Fourth of July, the Southerners continue to fight the fucking Civil War, and show how pin-headed they are.

There's a lot of good in German culture but you don't need to wave a Swastika about it, and there's a lot of good in Southern culture, and it has nothing to do with the fucking confederate flag. The South LOST the war and still can't get over it. Nobody was too upset when Elton John put out "Tumbleweed Connection" and sang songs about hating Yankees. Everybody sang along with "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," sung by The Band, who lived in upstate New York. But now, people are just a little fucking tired of Southern bullshit.

Strangely, the murder of innocent people in a Colorado movie house meant nothing. The murder of children in a Connecticut school meant nothing. But the deaths of those people in a black church in South Carolina did mean something; at least, if we can't have gun control, how about we lower the hate flag?

Only a clueless Old Coot or ripe and stinking young white racists don't understand this. I think if there was cooperation, and the fucking politicians in South Carolina and elsewhere said, "You know, it IS about time we thought of the feelings of others," then Cooter wouldn't be moaning that his stupid show was taken off the air. But the more these crackers complain, the less patient the rest of the country will be. There's already talk of banning "Gone with the Wind" next.

Rearrange the Photos of Viley Virus

(Sigh) With Caitlynn and Kuntrashian and various other cunts parading around, stripping and being obnoxious how could VILEY possibly NOT compete?

Ooooh, here's the bad girl again, posing on the cover of some obscure stinky "fashion" magazine or other. Viley doesn't care that the fags who run it are laughing at her and smirking that she did so much for chump change.

She is just SO happy that every Internet "news" site and blog is re-posting, with or without censorship. I think these are pictures used in a doctor's office when a guy overdoses on Viagra. One look, and his erection is GONE.

You don't want to see the ones with her tongue hanging out (again) or showing off her armpit hair, or posing alongside Bill Hooberstank.

And you can't un-see THIS charming shot:

Kim Kuntrashian (groan) on Rolling Stone

Oh for fuckin' Chrissake.

Faggot Wenner didn't learn from putting the curly-haired cutie Boston Marathon bomber on the cover?

Now he's photo-bombing with Kim Kuntrashian?

Isn't anyone going to say NO to this cocksucking fat-assed trash heap? I mean Jann Wenner. Kim is ALSO a cocksucking fat-assed trash heap, but also a cunt, something Jann and Caitlynn Jenner have not yet decided to become.

I'm kinda sorry I no longer subscribe to Rolling Stone. I would've loved to write CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION, along with "AND PRINT OUT THIS E-MAIL AND SHOVE IT UP JANN WENNER'S ASS." Except Wenner would probably be turned on by it.