One of the Ugliest Egomanics of All Time

Rivaling even Barren Cock, here's a freak who is constantly updating his FACEBOOK PHOTO to something even more ugly and annoying.

If you looked like this, would you even OWN a fucking camera?

Would you INSIST on going back stage and having selfies with D-list progrock stars?

PS, he goes to every concert he can (when he's sober), taking out his camcorder to bootleg shit to GooTube to make himself seem so KEWL and HAPPENIN'

Really, this useless pushy blob of shit should fall into a sewer and die.

Mattias Lange Takes the Piss

Here's the latest from Herr Lange.

Let him explain as only he can. "Allo, ist der fat sweaty blob, Mattias here!
Ach, mit my squinty eye, I checked der catalogs and found anudder ting to shpend mein money on!
It's der PISS-GLASS. I unboxed it and vas so trilled! It has an etching of und schmuck pissing!
You fill up der PISS-GLASS mit your piss, and drink it! It makes drinking your own piss so much more entertaining!
As a gourmet, I know mein piss is finer than any German beer! OK, it has less germs in it than German beer, but it has much more salt and pig-smell. Yah!
You sniff und sniff, and then chug it all down! A few hours later you can piss it all over again and drink it all over again.
Yah, I am fat und stupid mit der pubic hair on my face and der wonky eye.
I am da clueless gurgling nitwit who likes to post idiot YouTubes showing myself unwrapping loser junk nobody else would want to buy.
Zo? I got nuthin else to do! I shpend most of my life pissing around!
PS, guess what the big brown knockwurst I am having for dinner REALLY IS!"


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YIKE.

Speaking of disgusting looking monsters, how about this KATH CAMPBELL freak?
You got NOTHING to smile about, KATH.
Man? Woman? Sex changed chimp? Look at this gruesome spectacle in a wig and dentures.
If you saw this thing coming toward you, you'd jump into the middle of traffic. Better to be killed than have Kath Campbell's horrible face in your memory.

Hang was a Credit to his Rice

Sad news about Ren Hang. He didn't hang himself, he jumped off a building in China.

Obviously, he didn't enjoy living in China.

China wasn't too happy with him, either.

See...this is why...

No, no, he didn't KILL the woman. She's not the Chinese Black Dahlia.

That's just trick photography.

But in CHINA (rhymes with VAGINA) they don't like nudity.

Really. They like little kids working on an assembly line for Nike and Apple.

They like air pollution.

They like tormenting monks in Mongolia.

Nudity? Not so much.

What got them upset? A cunt photo of Marie Oh Huber? They probably never saw one, not even before she married some Huber-Uber, was simply Marie Oh.

Marie Oh wouldn't want to be showing cunt shots of herself. Fake cunt shots of celebrities? Great. Hey everybody, sell those on eBay so Marie Oh Huber can make money. But I digress.

I digress about Marie Oh Huber the sleaze bitch who allows other women to be humiliated on eBay.

She allows that "adults only" section of eBay where gangbang Photoshop jobs on Taylor Swift make Shauna Cuntwell sob.

Let's look at some other Hang shots that are hanging in arty-farty galleries around the world.

You can find plenty more at the RenHang dot ORG (for orgasm) website.

Despite being shown in galleries around the world, Hang got a lot of flak in China. (Flak was his mother's maiden name).

I guess he couldn't emigrate elsewhere. Or he didn't want to because he had a fetish for breathing polluted air. I dunno.

I dunno what he was depressed about. He got to take pix of naked cunt. He also took pix of guys with their egg rolls hanging out. Maybe he was confused on what crotch he liked better. Too late to ask him.

Now that he jumped off a building, the value of his pictures has gone up.

Hell, he can be bootlegged on EBAY with a caveat, "sold collector to collector" or "attention eBay and Marie Oh Huber, I own copyright to this, because I say so."

Christ, Marie, you are one fucking cunt, aren't you. A lawyer and you piss on copyright. What a bitch.

The wrong people jump from buildings.

The wrong people are depressed. The fucking assholes thrive.

Why you DISGUSTING CUNT

Any time you worry over a pimple...

a bit of eczema...

some aggravating touch of psoriasis...

Just know it could be WORSE.

Isn't that how we get through life?

It's not by looking for excellence and demanding the very best. It's by conjuring up the very worst.

It's always, "it could be worse..."

You got one eye? Many people are blind.

That kind of thing.

Indeed, who'd want a CUNT that looks like THAT?

Who IS this sad person? I wonder if it's Marie Oh Huber. She's the twat at eBay who doesn't seem to give a shit about anything except making money for herself.

Put it this way, if THIS photo was on the site, she would not consider it "offensive materials."

If somebody grafted a shot of Hillary Clinton or Melania Trump with THIS CUNT on it, Huber would happily pocket the dollar in profit she got when it sold. Ha ha ha.

Ebay is the funny website where they don't block whores from selling their stinky socks or panties.

When you have very little competition, and very lax laws because of frightened politicians who suck Google cock and eBay cock, you do what you please.

In case you're wondering, this bitch (not Huber, although who knows) has hidradenitis suppurativa.

I'm not sure if it's curable or not. Probably not. So little is curable. Just endurable.

"How can I make this condition go away, doctor?"

"Close your eyes."

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Ugly Doesn't Matter When You're Stacked

There are so many ugly, pudgy-faced, stupid-looking bitches out there.

But if they've got tits, THOSE are stuffed into the eyes of the beholders.

There's something about this baby-fat bitch's face that is thoroughly smackable.

That's besides her stupid anus-lipped trout-pout kissy-poo pucker.

Her tits are big enough that guys can be happy just imagining 'em while they hopelessly sniff her underwear.

No wonder women have contempt for men.