Hang was a Credit to his Rice

Sad news about Ren Hang. He didn't hang himself, he jumped off a building in China.

Obviously, he didn't enjoy living in China.

China wasn't too happy with him, either.

See...this is why...

No, no, he didn't KILL the woman. She's not the Chinese Black Dahlia.

That's just trick photography.

But in CHINA (rhymes with VAGINA) they don't like nudity.

Really. They like little kids working on an assembly line for Nike and Apple.

They like air pollution.

They like tormenting monks in Mongolia.

Nudity? Not so much.

What got them upset? A cunt photo of Marie Oh Huber? They probably never saw one, not even before she married some Huber-Uber, was simply Marie Oh.

Marie Oh wouldn't want to be showing cunt shots of herself. Fake cunt shots of celebrities? Great. Hey everybody, sell those on eBay so Marie Oh Huber can make money. But I digress.

I digress about Marie Oh Huber the sleaze bitch who allows other women to be humiliated on eBay.

She allows that "adults only" section of eBay where gangbang Photoshop jobs on Taylor Swift make Shauna Cuntwell sob.

Let's look at some other Hang shots that are hanging in arty-farty galleries around the world.

You can find plenty more at the RenHang dot ORG (for orgasm) website.

Despite being shown in galleries around the world, Hang got a lot of flak in China. (Flak was his mother's maiden name).

I guess he couldn't emigrate elsewhere. Or he didn't want to because he had a fetish for breathing polluted air. I dunno.

I dunno what he was depressed about. He got to take pix of naked cunt. He also took pix of guys with their egg rolls hanging out. Maybe he was confused on what crotch he liked better. Too late to ask him.

Now that he jumped off a building, the value of his pictures has gone up.

Hell, he can be bootlegged on EBAY with a caveat, "sold collector to collector" or "attention eBay and Marie Oh Huber, I own copyright to this, because I say so."

Christ, Marie, you are one fucking cunt, aren't you. A lawyer and you piss on copyright. What a bitch.

The wrong people jump from buildings.

The wrong people are depressed. The fucking assholes thrive.