Her last name is pretty disgusting, but so were her films. She had a habit of grunting like a constipated baby, and among her least amusing affectations: a bolt through her tongue.
It probably matched the one that was sticking into her brain. What a moron.
And what DO you do with a MORON? Yep...
One good thing about having a bitch with a pierced tongue, is that after you've come in her mouth a few times, and you want some rest, you take the bolt out, and put in a nail, and hammer it down on a board. Sort of a Ubangi deal. She can't talk with her tongue impaled on a board.
Jesus, what a great idea. If you do want a little noise, why just use the back of a hammer, pull the nail out, and release the board. Then pull her tongue wayyyyy out and blow into her tongue like a whistle. You might even get a cheerful tune going.
Oh. Not with her. She hanged herself. Well, there are plenty of other porn actresses with bolts through their tongues. And plenty with enough rings in their labia to set off a metal detector a mile away.
The good news is that in a shoutbox, some guy is saying, "I can not enjoy porn because I have tinnitis, but I will give you 20 gb of "August Ames" porn scenes. This is how I want to spend the time I have left. But you must email me for the links! My new email address is: FillMyAssWithJunk. Really. If you didn't think I was crazy before, think about the kind of mind that thinks up THAT kind of email address!"
Shauna, you COULD start making money by replacing August Ames. "August Cuntwell" has a nice ring to it. Put a few rings in your labia. You're already shaved. A bolt through your tongue might improve your diction. Ah...but you WILL need to get a nose job. In porn, it's not a good idea for a nose to be longer than a dick. People don't want to see a nose vs dick swordfight.
PS, Shauna, they say loads of cum can help you hit the high notes. Just ask "Gurgles" Huelbig.
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