Nightmares for Sale

Hello again, Fun Seekers, 

While most gruesome shit has already been covered, every now and then, there WILL be a new entry to this delightful blog, located just down the road from the fine city of Manchester. Yes, the town of Spitpool. 

What has us spitting a spit-take today is the website CLIPS 4 Sale, which is not a circumcision clinic. It's a place for amateur horribles to sell their shitloads. Er, downloads.

In the old days, the horribles would have to advertise in SCREW or the SAN FRANSCISO BALL and sell their crap mail order on VHS or a set of photos. Some horribles STILL sell this way, using EBAY to pimp their DVDs and their computer print-out junk.

But the REAL action is downloading. That's right, Shauna, set your camcorder on a tripod, then start TALKING. Really. Some of the bitches do not even get naked. They just natter and posture and jeer and sneer and TALK DIRTY and get a dollar a minute for it. You name the subject, and the horribles will be on it. 

We all have better things to do, right? Obviously NOT. 

Shauna, it was one of your latest insane (and you thought totally innocuous) videos that had me thinking, "wait, isn't there a website that lets ANYONE sell crap? Not just professionals who are actually attractive and scripted in what they do? Oof, yeah. While Clips4Sale does have some professionals, they have plenty of eager amateurs, and the freakier the better. Just ONE example: 

Yes, Shauna, YOU may get to the point where you swap your prudery for a paycheck. 

Aside from the grotesques, there's quite a market for boring standard stuff. Like the HUNDREDS of items you get if you type BLONDE and SHAVED in the search: 

 

Yes Shauna, YOU may be on this site one day, and hoping that a "search" when somebody types in "Blonde" and "Shaved" AND "Stupid" will get YOU talking one to one to a desperate dude who like being teased, verbally insulted by a marble-mouthed Irish bint, and financially humiliated. Byeeeeeeeee!