Sunday, April 1, 2018

ALLAH-KAZAM. The Mayor of London makes it MURDER CITY

ALLAH BLIMEY! 

What GOOD news for London. They rival New York City...in MURDERS. 




It should be especially gratifying to the gun nuts out there, to see that London's done it WITHOUT the use of Saturday Night Specials. Knives seem to be the weapon of choice. Now, hmmm....WHO are known for carrying knives? What group has a history of loving their ornate SWORDS? What backward part of the world has very little history of gun use before the 20th Century?  

As is always the case, articles of this type are VERY discrete (or discreet) about what homicidal twats (rhymes with rats or pots) commit these crimes. Nobody is giving details as to whether this is white-on-white crime or brown-on-white crime or white-on-brown crime, and whether the demographic is Middle Eastern or North African lunatics, Jamaics or Pakis or "none of the above, boy-o, and let's have another beer and another chorus of 'Sweet Caroline.'" 

All we know, to quote the late Flip Wilson, is that "the cost of living keeps going up, while the odds of living keep going down." 

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