"In the West, it's ok to make fun of your religious heroes. Christ or Moses, it's ALL hilarious. Now, Easter, if you don't know, has to do with Christ coming back from the dead. Naturally the Easter bunny and chocolate eggs and candy and over-eating and wearing silly parade hats and getting drunk...is part of the celebration. Christ's deaths is all about...The Easter Bunny. Christ's birth? Oh, that's about an obese bastard in a red suit urging people to over-eat and go bonkers over getting free shit.
"Here, take a look at some photos...
"Now you get it, Habib? Frankly, it would be nice if there was a mellow middle-ground between getting homicidal if somebody draws a Mohamed cartoon, and somehow relating Christ's resurrection to pulling twat lips. But hey, atheists don't get time off, and life on Earth is so miserable, all religious people live for is HOLIDAYS. YOU assholes have a whole fucking month of Ramming Dan, or whatever it is you do.
"Oh, sorry. Put the knife away. No offense intended. Just look at the photos. Jesus Fucking Christ. Hot bitches huh? Too bad your women are so damn ugly you put a bag over their entire bodies! I'm kidding...I'm kidding...have some jelly beans. All right, sure, you can dip them in hummus first..."
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