Hey Liberals, You can NOT be SYRIA -- about turning Europe into Muzzyville

Sad to say, but it's hard for a Liberal not to turn Conservative.

Not when the "reasonable" and "nice" people say stupid things and are so blind to the obvious.

Like, "Oh, let's bring in MORE immigrants. There's PLENTY of room."

The fuzzy Huffington Post ran a piece by some "Human Rights" guy, who, from the comfort of his wonderful white neighborhood and spacious upper middle-class home, declares that everyone should suffer with psycho Muslims and other rancid arrogant scum who won't learn the language and want to over-populate till the entire world looks like the back of a Camel.

Notice the photo used in his essay: clean, attractive young women. Yum. Only one peacefully sleeping kid in that picture.

Where are their hairy wild-eyed husbands? How about the bratty teenage sons who want to blow up the Boston marathon? How about the yammering old bitches? This guy is acting like all the Syrians are single women who want to be maids and cooks.

Sure, sure, we have PLENTY of room, and the economy of EVERY nation is SUPERB.

The Conservatives will tell you, "We barely have enough for our own kind. How many fucking cab drivers do we need? These people don't WANT to be maids, they don't WANT to do menial work. They want government support. They want to be incompetent doctors and lawyers and get big money. They want their dozen kids to get stinky Halal food in school, and be taught about Allah and not about Jesus."

And on and on. The crisis is that people in Syria and other monkey lands aren't rising up against their government (as English and Americans and French and others have done all through the centuries). They aren't asking for help in getting rid of ISIS or the other loonies. They just want to make a shitpile and run away and make another shitpile.

I've seen it too often. It's the truth: they come teeming into a good neighborhood, bringing their loud music, their roaches, their bad manners, their dozen brats, their chattering language, and their attitude is "YOU people leave." Assimilation has become more and more of a joke. Maybe 30 or 40 years ago immigrants were humble. They aren't now.

And toffee-nosed Piers Morgan has the nerve to say "WE DID THIS." We have control over which psycho leads Libya or Syria or Turkey?

"WE" are the rich Arab nations that don't want these fucking people in the country, even if they're Muslim? Why isn't Lebanon taking in all these lovely Syrians? How come the Palest-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nians aren't welcoming half of Libya and saying "you are our brothers." The incompetent Greeks are insisting they have enough troubles? Things are so swell in Hungary?

Piers Morgan can adopt five or ten adorable little Muzzies, and if one of them becomes a Jihadi John, oh well.

How Amusing, Living in a NYC CLOSET for $12,000 a year

Yes, the world has gone crazy.

Only you have to be on a waiting list to see a therapist.

You also have to be on a waiting list to get the world's shittiest and smallest apartment.

There is actually a "legal minimum size" for an apartment to be rented and called an apartment and a living space. It's 400 square feet, which is more like a prison cell.

Thanks to the city's "Department of Housing Preservation and Development," that rule has been squashed.

If you're LUCKY, you can rent one of 55 "studio apartments" that are between 260 and 360 square feet.

BUT, not so fast.

You have to be able to pay the rent, which is well above what any minimum-wage earner could earn. If you make $950 to $1,492 a month...forget it. The RENT is that much.

No, no, YOU are supposed to be making $34,000 to $78,000 to qualify for this "bargain" apartment/closet.

Yes, that's how fucking insane New York City is. For the privilege of being taxed, pushed, insulted, abused, subjected to noise, filth, bad air, barking dogs, insane foreigners, and coffee that can cost more than some people make an hour...YOU can enjoy living in a closet at a minimum of about $12,000 a fucking year.

Truth is stranger than fiction, and this is what was in today's newspaper.

Some words on "SHARING" from Bill Maher

Our "Greed is Good" world is where outrageous income inequality is accepted, even by the people getting fucked by it. People should be protesting on the streets, or in unions, or at least in the voting booth, but are not. As usual Americans find it easier to adapt. That's how we got what economists call the "sharing" economy. We used to have stores that provided jobs. Then commerce went on line. Now we just have apps. You're supposed to think it's cool to drive a UBER to your AIRBNB to the assignment you found on TaskRabbit. But isn't this "sharing" economy a desperate economy?

How did America spend 60 years fighting Communism and up in a barter economy on Craig's List? We did it by worshipping greed…from replacing people with robots, to exploiting interns, from the slave labor we use overseas to the music everybody steals at home — we've all become too good at scheming, cheating, inventing, raiding, gouging and just plain fucking each other, that we woke up one day with this sharing economy. The one thing we're not sharing is the profits. Somehow they forgot to create an app for that.

BILL MAHER, August 21, 2015, "Real Time"

Kim Dotcom? Ha ha, ALL INTERNET THIEVES can DO AS THEY PLEASE

Imagine a world where every rapist, thief and even murderer gets a free pass.

Call a cop, and you hear, "Oh, nevermind. It'll take 4 years to bring that crook to trial. The judge will never convict. It's a huge waste of time."

Or how about, "It's whack-a-mole. You convict the rapist, he'll do a week's time, and rape ten more women before he's caught, then he'll do another week. The judges are very lenient. Not worth our time. We will be SO bored sitting around in court day after day..."

And here's FOUR YEARS of fat, gloating KIM DOTCOM playing his games.

Right now a RUSSIAN scumbag is bootlegging authors on EBAY with "buy it now" auctions using 4 different aliases.

The monkeys who answer the phone over there say the same thing: "Oh, well, yes, well, these things take time. I'll forward your report."

Hey, meanwhile this COMMIE BASTARD is making $5 per auction, and with "Buy it Now" that means $50 or $100 PER DAY going into his pocket. Will that money be his to keep?

"Well, yes, unfortunately. It's just impossible to prosecute situations like that."

Or suspend the account at least? "I'll forward your report."

And four years from now, maybe something will happen?

Get angry and say, "Why don't you call up somebody RIGHT NOW who CAN suspend the account" and "Are you not embarrassed that a RUSSIAN is cheating American authors on an American website like this," and you get a terse, "We have procedures we follow. We have policy."

Right, from somebody sitting around making $20 an hour answering the phone and being a dumbass hummus-faced dimwit.

The Internet is saying, "Crime pays. Give up. Don't ruin our fun."

And ha ha ho ho hee hee, there are jerks in Holland, Germany, Sweden, UK, USA and everywhere else, who know that they'll have a minor inconvenience should an account get suspended after years and years of "fun."

Fag Lunatic Jann Wenner wants to suck Bieber while getting Kanye fucked

The floundering foppish mess called ROLLING STONE sends out e-mails about all the great news and features on their website.

They breathlessly sent one with links to all the BEST and WORST moments at the VMA's.

Just click a link and go to the website and see what VILEY and KANYE did!

NO THANKS.

It's not even FUN anymore to point out the WORST.

To imply there were any BEST moments is a sign of brain damage.

Right, Viley wins again, being an annoying bubblehead, showing off her pathetic tiny tits, raving about how much marijuana she smokes, and getting into a "feud" with grotesque-assed Icky Nicky Monkey Minaj.

And Bieber cried. And KANYE delivered a "brilliant" speech.

No, Wenner, even by the Elvis Costello standard of "I used to be disgusted now I try to be amused," there is NOTHING amusing about the state of the music world, where these mongoloid retards are stars.

As for Taylor Swift, while I applaud her "class" in a landscape of dirty ass, she is BORING and her music is generally mind-numbingly puerile.

PS.

There's also NOTHING amusing about news websites that report that Icky Nicky called Viley Virus a "b****."

The word is BITCH. It's in the dictionary.

Funny (not) that as the world falls apart, and idiot women can wobble around with painted tits, and Viley and Icky can sing and rap about fucking, and eBay offers as many NAKED WOMEN photos as you care to look at (and Google and the others show you outright hardcore), there's some PROBLEM about the word BITCH?

Some women at various newspapers and websites find BITCH offensive? They're BITCHES.

Slutty Selfie-Crazed Brazilian Bitch "MAYOR" Steals from the People

We live in a retarded world.

The Kardashian mentality RULES.

Viley Virus is GOD.

How else do you explain how ANY city on Earth can elected a 25 year-old slut as mayor?

Even by the low-mentality standards of Brazilians, this is incredibly stupid. Even MEXICANS wouldn't do this.

As W.C. Fields once said, referencing bars being closed on election day, "That's carrying Democracy too far."

Once in a while, you can see why people put Mussolini in power, and other Fascists and Commies. They're the type that expect people to do a day's work. China limits the over-breeding of morons. The "common people" elect a corrupt, self-absorbed slut and wonder where they money went?

All they wanted was their own Viley, their own Kuntrashian to worship.

I hope that village starves. I hope there's anarchy and murder by the hundreds there. They deserve it.

How do you say in Portuguese, "Let them eat cake?"

Dirty Smelly Knickers on EBAY - Deal or No Deal?

Rather than play video games, why not wander around EBAY and report some blatant items and see what happens?

The game is DEAL OR NO DEAL.

Is it a deal, and the auction is considered legal?

Or NO DEAL because a bleary-eyed EBAY clown in Utah actually noticed a violation?

Lets play a few rounds.

ROUND ONE: FETISH PANTIES!

NO DEAL. AUCTION ENDED.

The auction was just too fucking blatant, right?

Now this one:

NO DEAL. AUCTION ENDED.

But let's remember, these two auctions would have been COMPLETED if they hadn't been REPORTED.

Ebay is "Just a Venue" so unless somebody is outraged, or just curious as to what's legal or not and files out of curiosity, the auction will SELL.

How about this:

Hmm, a woman is blatantly posing in her pantyhose advertising a stinking crotch.

DEAL! AUCTION STAYS!

Why? Because "pantyhose" is not considered "underwear" on eBay.

Yes, women wear "pantyhose" under their skirts or pants, and yes, it can absorb a powerful amount of vaginal stink. BUT...this is a perfectly legal auction.

NEXT?

Hmmm. This creature (look at those gnarly toes) is talking about "stains" and "contact me with questions" and how her panties have "gone the distance, worn so many times they've got holes..."

DEAL! AUCTION STAYS!

The auction header says "NEW WITHOUT TAGS."

As far as eBay is concerned, if it SAYS "new" then, golly, it MUST be new. READ NO MORE! Not even "WELL WORN" also in the title.

With several hours to go, and the auction still not stopped, someone actually CALLED eBay on this. As in, "Why is this auction running?"

The eBay employee chuckled and said, "Is that a boy or a girl?"

It was agreed that this was a totally ILLEGAL ad. BUT...the "monkey with a script" who listens to complaints, and thanks members for calling has NO power to remove an auction.

All the person can do is forward it on to some other bored and ineffectual idiot.

PS, if you are NOT a member of eBay your call is NOT accepted. FUCK YOU. You must be a MEMBER to call in, and "your call may be monitored or recorded." So when you call, you better be polite or YOU could get suspended, not the pervert, boolegger or psychopath running an illegal auction.

How much was the winning bid?

Aw, just $12.

Only two bidders. One of them came in at the last minute to "SNIPER" this lovely auction. Mmmm.

The cunt who put this auction up bought the knickers for what, $3 or $5. Wore them for a while, and made $3 (considering the time involved in writing the auction, mailing the auction, and watching PAYPAL and EBAY take out their fees).

Clearly she has nothing better to do in BREWSTER, NEW YORK, which is a shitty small town upstate.

However, every auction this creature runs gets her a "customer" who might pay more privately for phone sex, custom-stained panties, or even a blow job. EBAY is not too far from Craig's List or Ashley Madison in being a perv's paradise.