Scott Walker only sees a "handful" of "REASONABLE MUSLIMS." Trumping Trump

No, no, not romantic quasi-Anthony Newley-Morrissey guy Scott Walker who sang "The Plague."

It's Scott Walker, who IS "The Plague."

Walker is just one of about 16 idiotic Republicans chasing the nomination for President. About the only one NOT running is the amorous Humphrey Plugg.

This tedious, tedious campaign will drag on for another 15 months or so. In all, Americans are annoyed by this race-for-President shit for a year and a half. It's almost as obnoxious as Kardashian news every day.

Walker, an also-ran, did get some headlines for saying what MOST people think. Muslims are a nasty bunch and not to be trusted. They are religious fanatics. People who believe in God are mostly fanatics, just by believing in God and insisting on wearing stupid outfits and observing stupid rules.

As most people know, the hideous Republicans are almost as backward as Muslims. They don't believe in abortion, even in cases of rape. They want to destroy "Planned Parenthood," a group that also advocates birth control for crazy monkeys who are over-breeding. Republicans actually think that most of the bastards being born are going to grow up Republican? No, senor.

Republicans believe in rampant guns, in letting fat cats run big business companies that destroy the land, and in putting fags in jail.

Among the front-runners in this dismal basket of basket-cases, there's the obscenely obese and obnoxious Chris Christie (Governor of New Jersey), the formerly obese but still idiotic Mike Huckabee (of Arkansas) who likes to shoot ducks out of the sky and eat them, and Dubya's disgusting brother Jeb who is married to a Mexican and loves to tell the world he can babble in Spanish so that means he can woo Latinos into voting for a conservative louse like him. No way, Jose.

Right now leading the pack by a mile, is high-profile celebrity Donald Trump.

Sure, it's like having Alf, that guy from "Tell Death do Us Part" leading 25% to 10% over his nearest rival. It's a joke and people are having a great time listening to curmudgeonly shit. But it could get serious if his numbers stay up.

Trump is no fan of illegal immigration, and that's been a MAJOR reason for his popularity. He wants to build a wall between the USA and Mexico, and insists that Mexico is sending us a load of criminals. Es Verdad, Donaldo.

Donald also has creepy sons who love to kill animals in Africa (one of them posed with an elephant's tail that he hacked off after a "canned hunt" in which all he had to do was point and shoot). He's a boor, he hates women unless they are stupid beauty contestants or trophy wives, and he is a fairly inept businessman who flopped into bankruptcy several times and has done little except make sneaky deals with politicians so he could build badly-constructed "luxury" buildings anywhere he wants.

But it IS scary to see all the white redneck loonies losing what's left of their minds by mobbing him wherever he goes. Look at the crazy cunt in the front row, waving her baby at him.

On the other side, there's front-runner, aging Hillary Clinton (who should've been President 8 years ago, with Obama running NOW). Nipping at her high heels is older Bernie Sanders, who happens to be Jewish, and from obscure Vermont. In other words, he has NO chance. Nobody wants a kookie old man who spouts hippie-like common sense. Like Trump, Bernie's popularity is mostly a way of voters saying, "Fuck you, traditional candidates, we like opinionated assholes."

Pundits figure it'll end up Hillary Clinton vs Jeb Bush. But it would be bizarre if it was Hillary vs Trump. This would amuse ME, as these are the only two candidates I've met. I vividly remember years ago locking eyes with Donald as I took photos of him. And I met Hillary once, and found her shockingly charismatic and attractive, but that also was years ago.

Hillary, of course, is an old-school Democrat who is part of the "political favors" world. She's also going to be soft on immigrants, ISIS and most everything else, like her hubby (who let Bin Laden blow up the USS Cole) and Jimmy Carter (who let Castro empty his jails and turn thousands of criminals loose into Florida, and let Iran hold Americans hostage).

The ludicrous thing is that Hillary is being attacked for petty nonsense, like using a private e-mail account instead of one that could be hacked by Assange. Oh yes, and Republican morons want to blame her because an embassy in Benghazi got hit by terrorists. Hey, Dubya let the entire World Trade Center get hit by terrorists, and in NYC. Anyone want to complain about THAT? How does Clinton (as Secretary of State) know when or where every terrorist group is going to strike?

Bottom line? It's fucking ridiculous and depressing, this Presidential race, but things are tough all over. Without getting immigrants under control, and keeping terrorists OUT of the country, NO country is safe. Concentrating on the economy, jobs and health care for people should be a priority, too. But politicians ARE power-mad turds. They also are almost always stuck in a mire of having to appease the opposition, big business, minorities, and immigrants.

The world IS doomed. But as Scott Walker said, "We can't stop now, not now, until we reach the dawn..." Oh. Not THAT Scott Walker. The singer Scott Walker. And he was actually singing a romance to whores.

Groupon: $10 off awful DOOBIE BROTHERS and GREG ALLMAN show

You'd have to PAY ME to go see the fucking Doobie Brothers and Greg Allman.

Not only is their brand of music pretty low class, but their audience is, too. My idea of a good time isn't being surrounded by bellowing drunken rednecks and dimwits noisily sucking on "weed."

Here's an amazing fact: NOBODY is that crazy about this shit anymore, which is why Groupon (you secretly subscribe and get their offers by e-mail) is being used to "paper" the house at $10 off list price.

Really? They couldn't get enough idiots to pay a measly $28 to get baked on a Sunday afternoon and listen to garbage boogie and droning riffs into the night? It's down to $18??

To give you an idea of how pathetic this is, $18 barely gets you into the lousiest seat at Yankee Stadium for a game, 500 feet away from home plate. The Doobies and Alllman can't match THAT as an entertainment value?

At City Winery, a venue in the West Village, you have to pay $25 for the Bodeans! Or $22 to see the asshole "Buster Poindexter." The Doobies and Allman can't even get the price somebody would pay to sit comfortably close to the Bodeans or Poindexter??

Real rock venues and outdoor concerts charge $50 or more for mediocre seats you might get to see Madonna at Madison Square Garden for $50 but you'll be watching a big screen and she'll be a hazy blip in the distance. $115 to $400 is what she is charging. And yet the Doobies and Allman couldn't get $28 for good seats??

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I'm a bit surprised that the Doobies and Allman are such geezers that young people won't go, and that there aren't enough people their own age who still care. What, no nostalgia? Or is it that most people who like this shit don't live past 50?

The "support" acts that will go on periodically up until these jerks start wretching and puking, are a pathetic lot. They do cover a wide range of styles. The thinking, which has failed, is that MAYBE some dopey New York Yankees fans would want to see an ex-centerfielder play his jazz piano for an hour. But who knows when that'll be? Why suffer through a lot of bad acts for that?

As for Bruce Hornsby, his CDs are in every dollar bargain bin. He's background music. He's boring.

The event, as almost all events in mediocre towns or "the suburbs," is virtually unreachable by train or bus. Or it'll be a long, long ride, and probably expensive, too. You could easily waste $18 just on the Long Island Rail Road, one way!

This idea about entertainment...when getting there is half the misery and seeing the show is WORSE...is as disgusting as a deep fried Twinkie.

Crooked Nasty SPOTIFY - the WOLF in SHEEP'S CLOTHING

What's the antidote for piracy? SPOTIFY.

That's what they are telling the world.

And who is spreading the word? Torrent Geek. Torrent Shit. Whatever they call themselves. The website that has championed FREE as in STEALING, has given SPOTIFY a platform to bullshit the world.

"Hey everyone, as long as we can fuck the musicians with our penny ante payments, we're keeping down piracy!"

You believe that crap?

Of course not.

The answer to piracy is LAW. It's being able to shut down asshole websites, destroy the Paypal accounts of "tip jar" jerks, and making sure that anonymous fuckheads can't upload stuff without stating "under penalty of perjury" that they OWN the rights.

Put it this way, a friend of mine, who has put out many major-label albums and had the world chuckling and applauding one MTV video in particular, said: "I'd love to take ALL my music off Spotify."

Anyone who signs a crippling deal to allow their music on Spotify is likely to regret it. The royalty checks are miniscule. The insult to minor indie artists is that they make enough to have dinner and a movie once a MONTH. That's NO WAY TO EARN A LIVING. Mid-level artists (that you've heard of) fare little better, and we all have seen how big time rappers and artists of every genre have screamed, "How come I have the #1 song and millions of plays, and I get a shitty check for chump change?"

SPOTTY PIE is not the answer. Only slimy torrent-loving cheat-appreciating "stealing isn't sharing" turd-heads and greedheads think otherwise.

Skeevy, Ugly LOSER "ADAM MORAN" eats Fast Foot Burgers and should DIE

What the FUCK is it with the media's love of gluttony?

A creepy-looking scummy jackass named ADAM MORAN, who you wouldn't want within 50 feet of you, gets his disgusting face on the front page for...

Har har! Woo hoo!

The Kardashians were off somewhere, douching?

How is this news?

It's a promotion for unhealthy, fatty, disgusting overstuffed unhealty MCDONALDS BURGERS.

What a fucking stupid waste of space this ADAM MORAN is. What a symbol of AMERICAN GLUTTONY AND STUPIDITY.

If some Muslim blows up a McDonalds, I sure hope ADAM is in there stuffing his face.

Muslims Making a Mess in Macedonia

"Our problem is YOUR problem."

"Su Casa es MI Casa."

The gutless Syrians, over-populating and insane, are running away from the mess they made in their own country. They want to make a mess in a NEW country.

This is like babies flinging their dirty nappies off in the nursery, and crawling off to shit on the kitchen floor.

How about STAY IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY and FIGHT?

This is the way it is with self-entitled mutant immigrants in the 21st Century.

In the previous century, proud people stayed in their homeland unless there was a fucking famine, or they were being persecuted for their race and religion. Now it's all about greed and "you have to give me welfare and free food and free housing and I'm not even going to learn your language or customs."

What patsies, what fools, are still falling for this scam?

It looks like the Greeks and Macedonians don't want this shit. Well, the obvious answer is for them to direct all the Muzzies to a nice big boat, and point it towards the UK and USA. A Macedonian freighter LOADED with Syrians. A Greek ocean liner loaded with Syrians. And the UK and USA will say, "Wonderful! Let's elbow our own people out of the way and make room."

The Media and The Ashley Madison Hackers - SCUM TWINS

I guess The Media honors thieves. Reporters seems to ind a sisterhood of slime with anonymous hackers.

Think about it. Members of the press (both writers and photographers) race around pestering people, prying into their lives, and deciding what should be made public.

How's that different from hackers?

Reporters have been known to lie, cheat and steal for a story. So, what's going on, in NOT slamming the Ashley Madison hackers? Is it "professional courtesy?"

Here's the London Daily Fail happily reporting on lives destroyed by an illegal act.

It's not "Hackers, as awful as ISIS, are creating havoc." The story is ew, ew, ha ha ha, look at what the hackers dug up that we can now print!

It is ILLEGAL to hack a website. The Media could care less as long as they get plenty of juicy shit to chomp on.

Ha ha ho ho hee hee! Let's all be happy that hackers posted shit to "the dark web" and reporters could then pick over it like maggots at an ASPCA dumpster of dead dogs.

The media is exposing, and turning into stories, STOLEN INFORMATION. Hopefully some of the people outed will sue, because this is a grotesque invasion of privacy.

"What are your sources?" "Oh, stolen, hacked information we found on a website after the hackers' extortion demands weren't met." "How is publishing this information legal? HOW?"

Christ.

I will now digress. At one time, movies and TV were full of "morality plays." Authors struggled with ethical issues. Arthur Miller, Reginald Rose and many others wrote dramas in which characters had to deal with questions of honesty. TV shows in the 60's, even mainstream fare such as "The Defenders" or "Dr. Kildare" and "Ben Casey" were written and acted by top notch talent from the stage. Instead of escapist shit, these shows had the lead characters questioning what to do in ethical situations. Do you tell a dying man he should make out a will or give him false hope to make his last weeks on Earth pleasant? That kind of thing. Today, nobody writes about manners or morality so they have none.

Is it ETHICAL to report confidential information stolen by a hacker? People are too busy having a grand time making fun of slimeball Duggar and the others to care. "Ha ha, look at the hypocrites who are married and using a cheater's website to have affairs."

Right, and oh oh OH, look at the media profiting from stolen property and invasion of privacy to tell the tale.

There's ONE DIRECTION against YouTube bullshit

Oh, big fuckin' deal. ONE DIRECTION didn't waste money on a promo GOOTUBE video for their newest crap-song.

They decided the pennies GOOTUBE gives them were not worth the time and effort.

Well, a big WOO HOO to ONE DIRECTION, who made over a quarter of a MILLION dollars because they have brats who can nag Mom and Dad for iTunes download money and get it.

What's the lesson here? That Boy Bands and Taylor Swift and Miley can make a fortune? That the only way anyone in the music biz can make money is to appeal to the rancid tastes of tweens?

Just lovely.

It's nice to know that the music biz isn't happy with the pennies that GOOTUBE (and Spotify) pay.

So they figure that since the old timers like Elton, Macca and the rest CAN'T produce new music worth paying for, the only hope for new rock music is bubble gum garbage for high schoolers?

Let's face it. With the exception of a favorite singer/songwriter you might have, a favorite group you might give a pass to when the new album is mediocre, ROCK MUSIC is dead. New Wave was the last gasp. We are not likely to hear anything fresh and new. The last fad was what, RAP and VOCODER? No, not my idea of an innovation, and these new techniques were flogged to death.

People really want to go see a concert by Mumford and Shlubs? Go see Kid Rock or Aerosmith? Go take drugs and stand around while Nicki Minaj squeezes her tits? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Who even looks at GOOTUBE videos at this point? How long ago did you watch a good one? For me, it was Weird Al's parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way," and that was years ago, and a parody. What am I waiting for, Kate Bush to bounce her rubber tits around? Peter Gabriel to make faces? Rock video is dead, GOOTUBE rock videos are dead, and rock music itself is dead.

The music business is damn well going in ONE DIRECTION.